Movie Quotes from Now and Then: Quotes from the movie Now and Then

Roberta: No its not ok!(hits mirror with rock)My dad lied to me he said that the angels swooped down to earth and carried her away, before she had a second to feel any pain! Hes all I have left and he lied to me.
Chrissy: Hes not all that you have left
Roberta: All I have left is you guys
Teeny: Screw um’!!!!

(1 and 2 kiss) 1) Scott? 2) Yeah? 1) If you mention this to anyone, especially your brothers, I’ll beat the shit out of you. 2) OK.

(1)oh my god!i saw his penis(others)who?WHO?(1)and balls(others)WHO??(1)SCOTT’S!!

(Scott) Roberta? (Roberta) what? (Scott) CanIishyou? (Roberta) what are yyou mumbling? (Scott) Can I kiss you?

-Did you see the look on her face? She was scared. -You guys, Willa Dean’s a fake. -She was scared and so were you.

-Due to this conversation, Chrissy will spend a signifigant part of her adult life obsessed with gardening.

-I swear if this baby doens’t come soon, I’m gonna reach in and yank it out myself. -Oh That’ll be pretty. -OH would you look this tramp? Now what is that she has that gets people so excited? -Long legs, a tiny waist and perky breasts. -Robertta you know how I feel about swearing. -Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word. -I can’t hear you. -Breast!

-I wish I had boobs. -Trust me, you’ll get them and you’ll hate them. -No, you’re lucky Robertta, men love em when they’re big. Look how big mine are today…

-If it makes you feel any better I really appriciate that you would have done that mouth to mouth thing. -You scared me to death. -I’m sorry, hey hell of a right hook you got there. -Robertta, don’t swear.

-if you don’t fall in love, you can’t get hurt.
-but it’s lonely by yourself.
-yeah, it is.

-My mother says all hippies are sex fenes.

-NICE UNDIES!

-Scott… -YEA!? -You tell anyone about this…especially your brothers. I’ll kick the shit out of you!

-You mean about sex? -Yes, you say that very casually it’s very scary for mommy. It’s like somebody going BOO AHH that’s what sex is. -Sorry mommy. -That’s alright. But since your friends are trash mouths I think you should hear it from me, the facts…

….and perky breasts

Roberta, you know how I feel about swearing.

Breasts is not a dirty word.

I’m not listening.

Breasts.

I can’t hear you.

Breasts.

1) GIVE US OUR CLOTHES BACK, DAMMIT! 2)Pleeaasse!

1) Hey, you better give those back! 2) Dream on, asshole! 3) Give us our clothes back, dammit!!!! 4) Pleeeeeaaase?

1) Wormer Alert 2)I thought I smelt something foul 3) maybe its ur pits lard butt 2)oh your wit astounds me 3) Lets get out of here 4) ladies.. 1) Whats wrong with him? 5) maybe hes a pod person 6) maybe hes not such a jerk afterall (narrarator) That was the day roberta quit taping her boobs

1)Give us our clothes back! 2)Dream on ASSHOLES!

1)Scott? 2)yeah? 1)if you tell anyone, especially your brothers, I’ll beat the shit out of you! 2)OK

1- who would you kill for food? 2-chrissy 1-why? 2-because she’d feed more people!

1. It’s time you and I have a little talk. 2. About sex. 1. You say that so casually….it scares Mommy. Like BOO!…that’s what sex is. I think you’re too young to talk about this, but since your friends are trashmouths, I guess you should hear it from me. Okay…(picks up a plant from the girl’s dresser)…this is a flower right? All women have a garden. And what does a garden need, but a big hose to water it with…or a small one, just so it works.

1. I’m going to tell you something i wish someone would have told me when I was your age. 2. Oh yeah? What’s that? 1. Your parents aren’t always right. 3. No shit.

1. If you don’t fall in love, you can’t get hurt. 2. But it sure is lonely all by yourself.

1. It’s not very big. 2. It’s only big when a guy has a hard on. 3. And when it does, it gets this big. 1. What’s a hard on? 3. Doesn’t your mother tell you anything? 1. I’m beginning to think she’s been misinformed.

1. Mr. Kent? 2. Oh please, call me Bud. 1. Bug? 2. No, Bud, B-U-D. Bud. 1. Oh. Well, BuD, you have a piece of food stuck between your teeth.

1. Roberta, truth or dare? 2. Truth. 1. Just how big are your boobs now? 2. Drop dead. 1. She has to say, doesn’t she, Sam? 3. She doesn’t have to say if she doesn’t want to. 1. Then can we see them? 2. No, you can’t see them!

1. Uh, Roberta, um… I was just wonderin’… uh… canIkissyou? 2. What are you mumbling? 1. Uh, I wanted to know… can I kiss you?

1. Why don’t you go home and play with your dolls. 2. The only doll Roberta’s got is a G.I. Joe!

1.hey wormers its payback time! Come and get’m suckers 2.Hey you better give those back! 1.Yeah,dream on asshole!

1.We owe you wormers, and we always pay our debts.2.Yeah right, like we’re gonna be afraid of a bunch of girls.3.Yeah, you should be.

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!!!

All women have a garden, and a garden needs a big hose to water it… or a small hose… as long as it works.

and youre a looker too. just like your mommy.

As we grow older it becomes difficult to just beleive ITs not that we dont want to but to much has happened that we just cant

As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It’s not that we don’t want to, but too much has happened that we just can’t.

Band of gold.

base to chrissy! base to chrissy!

boy:roberta? girl:what! boy:can i kiss you?

but hes always picking his nose. and eating his buggers!

canopy up, canopy down, isn’t that the right way?

cant be up cant be down. is that the right way?

Chrissy let go of your ambitions before you dry up like a prune!

Chrissy- You’re a hippie aren’t you?! My mom says all hippies are sex feins.
Army Guy- You’re a trip.

Chrissy: ow, that hurt
Roberta: yeah, well you deserve it fartass
(after Roberta punches Chrissy in the arm)

Don’t Drop Me

Every woman has a garden, and it needs a BIG hose to water it, or a small hose, as long as it works

Every woman has a garden. And every garden needs a BIG hose to ater it, or a small hose, as long as it works.

He wasn’t a chick who made a pact with his friends to come home whenever one of them needed each other.

Hello dear

Hello dear…

HeY WoRmY WoRmErS!!

hippie:you’re parents arn’t always right
Sam: No shit

Holly Mouly!

how short are those shorts! How tall are those boots!

How’s it feel to get the crap kicked out of you by a girl huh?

I decided not to tell the others about my father, call me a fool but I actually thought he’d be back, a wishful notion I held onto for years. At the time no one in The Gaslight Edition had gotten a divorce and the last thing I wanted was to be different from my friends.

I don’t like so see alot of people, and I don’t think they like to see alot of me.

I don’t want to see a lot of people, I don’t think they want to see a lot of me.

i feel a spirit lurking around here
for 10 tree house dollars id feel it too

i say we make a pact here and now, were here for each other always no matter what happeneds in life, Teeny goes to Hollywood or i marry a rich doctor we remember this day and this pact and when ever we need a friend were here for each other always all for one and one for all

I want you back.

I’ll be there.

I’m gonna make you love me.

I’ve just looked so much at the bad things that, uh, that I’ve missed out on the good. You know I never wanted to come back here. But I’m really glad I did. I forgot what it was like to have you guys as friends. And theres a part of me that just wants to stay here forever.

I’ve wasted a lot of years afraid to face people, but mostly afraid to face myself. -Crazy Pete

If you mention this to anyone, espically yor brothers, I’ll beat the shit out of you!

im feeling a bit blue today boys

It’s all runny!

It’s common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a guy, he automatically thinks you’ll do the deed with him.

It’s normal for things to be shitty.

It’s very scary for mommy, it’s like someone going ‘ooh-ah!’ that’s what sex is. I think you’re too young to be informed, but since your friends are trash mouths I think you should hear it from me, the facts. This may come as a shock to you… but all women have a garden. And a garden needs… a big hose to water it. Or a small hose as long as it works.

Knock three times.

Let’s make a pact. Here and now; we’re here for each other always.

lets make a pact..here and now..were here for eachother always

look how big my boobs are today. I filled them with pudding. I got it from the wormers. Jello was to jiggly, pudding has a more realalistic texture. What flavor is it? Vanilla

NICE UNDIES

No matter what i do they just keep getting bigger!

reberta you missed a spot. why don’t you get your ass off the pavment and help. Reberta you knwo if i don’t eat every 2 hours i get nausea.

Reberta:Aughhh, no matter what I do, they just keep gettin’ bigger!

roberta you know how I feel about swearing. Chrissy breast is not a dirty word.

Roberta, just how big are your boobs now?

Roberta: Here take my jacket, now I’ll be cold but maybe you’ll shut up! Chrissy: This jaket makes me look fat. Teeny: You are fat. Chrissy: I AM NOT FAT!! Roberta, am I fat?

Roberta: Hey wormy Wormer’s!!

Roberta: Scott? Scott: Yeah? Roberta: If you tell anyone about this… ecspecially your brothers… I’ll beat the shit out of you.

Roberta:They just keep getting bigger and bigger!

Sam: What’s his problem? (about scott wormer) Teeny: Maybe he’s a pod person! (laughter) Roberta: Maybe he’s not such a jerk after all.
Narrorator: that was the day Roberta quit taping her boobs.

Sam: Shit!
Chrissy: don’t swear around my baby!!
Chrissy: OH SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Sam: Where did it go? (looking around) (look at chrissy)(burst out laughing)Chrissy: What? …….WHAT! Roberta: It’s in you hair (still laughing)Chrissy: Get it out! (sam,teeny and roberta still laughing)Roberta: I can’t its all runny Chrissy: Get it out please………get it out! Teeny: Come on (everyone still laughing)

Scott: You Whimp! Rude Boy: Crazy Bicth! Chrissy: Foul Mouth! Sam: How does it feel to get the crap kicked out of you by a girl huh?!? Rude Boy: It’s too bad your mothers dead someone has to teach you to act like a girl.

Scott: Your not fallin’ through. Roberta: Who asked you?! (Scott walks on) Roberta: Hey! (throws the basketball to Scott)(play basketball with eachother for a few minutes)Scott: Your pretty good.
Roberta: Thanks. Scott: you know not just for a girl you know, for a guy. Roberta: Thanks…. um hey you wana pop or something? Scott: Yeah that’ll be great.

Scott? Yeah. If you mention this to anyone especially your brothers i’ll beat the shit out of you. OK.

see ya around sam

sex is like someone sayin Boo Ahh

Shelby, Indiana, was not the best place to grow up. and in the days before MTV and Nintendo, we had to find ways to entertain ourselves

Signed, sealed, delivered, I’m yours.

Solider: The only thing you can believe in is yourself…if your lucky.

Sugar, do do do do do do, oh honey honey, do do do do, you are my candy girl, and you’ve got me wanting you.
I just can’t believe the wonder that i’m feeling, i just can’t believe it’s true…..Oh honey, do do do do do do, oh sugar sugar, do do do do do do, you are my candy girl, and you’ve got me wanting you.

Teenie: Your lucky Roberta, guys like em when their big. Look how big mine are today. Samantha: Wow they almost look real. Teenie: I know, they’re filled with pudding. Samantha: Pudding! Teenie: Jellos too jiggly, but pudding gives them a nice firm texture Chrissy: What flavor is it? Teenie: Its vanilla

Teeny, you are a sexual magnet attracting men from the four corners of the earth…pace yourself.

Teeny: The home-run mama steps up to the plate!

Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been french-kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don’t want to get pregnant!

Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don’t want to get pregnant!
Teeny: you can’t get pregnat from kissing!
Chrissy: I know that beetle brain, but it’s common knowledge that if you tougne kiss a boy, he automaticly thinks you’ll do the deed with him.

Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don’t want to get pregnant!

Teeny: Have you ever been frenched-kissed? Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don’t want to get pregnant! Raberta: You can’t get pregent from kissing! Chrissy: I know that beetle-brain, but it’s common knowledge that if you tounge-kiss a boy then they automatically think you’ll do the deed with him. Sam: and what deed would that be? Chrissy: You know, planting the seed and watering the flower!

Teeny: Its filled with pudding
Sam: Pudding?
Teeny:THe wormers actually have me the idea, jello was to jiggaly, pudding has a way more relistic texture
Chrissy: What flavor is it?
Teeny: Its Vanila

Teeny: jell-o is to jiggly, pudding has a more realistic texture…..

Teeny: No Roberta your lucky men love ’em when there big, look how big mine are today. Sam: Wow it looks real! Teeny: It’s filled with pudding. Sam: PUDDING! (laughter) Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea, Jello was to Jiggly. Pudding, has a more realistic texture. Chrissy: What flavour is it? (laughter) Teeny: It’s vanilla Chrissy: Oh!

Teeny: Oh my god you guys. Sam and Roberta: What? Teeny: I saw his penis. Sam and Roberta: What? Teeny: And the balls. Sam and Roberta: Whose? Teeny: Scotts. (Sam and Roberta look)Sam and Roberta: Oh my god. Chrissy: Great! Now I’m the only one who hasn’t seen Scott’s thing. It’ll be the topic of conversation for the rest of the summer, you’re forcing me to look. Sam: Chrissy, nobody’s focing you to… Chriss: Ok I’ll look, but I want to make this perfectly clear, I’m looking under protest. Teeny: Yea, right. Chrissy: It’s not very big. Roberta: Well, it’s only big when a guy has a hard on. Chrissy: Oh….what’s a hardon? Sam: Doesn’t your mother tell you anything? Chrissy: I’m begining to think she’s been mis-informed.

Teeny: Roberta, truth or dare? roberta: Truth Teeny: How big are your boobs now? Roberta: I dont know just how big are your boobs? Teeny: 36D and worth every penny!

Teeny: Truth or dare?
Sam: Truth
Teeny: If you were stranded on a desert island with me chrissy and roberta who would you kill for food?
Sam: I dipute the question the odds of that happening are slim and nil
Teeny: You still have to answer
Sam:then Chrissy i guess
Teeny: why?
Sam: because she’d fed more people

That was the day Roberta quit taping her boobs

thatll be a dollar 60 boys
were girls
i know

thats when roberta stopped taping her boobs.

The homerun mama steps up to the plate!

The treehouse was supposed to bring us independence, but what the summer brought us was independence from each other.

There are no normal families. The Brady’s are widowers, partridge are widowers. See Sam?

These boots are made for walking.

These eyes.

Things will happen in your life that you can’t stop, but thats no reason to shut out the world; there is a purpose for the good and the bad.

Things will happen in your life that you can’t stop. But that’s no reason to shut out the world.

Things will happen in your life that you can’t stop. But that’s no reason to shut out the world. There’s a purpose for the good and the bad.

things will happen that you cant stop, but thats no reason to shut out the world.

This whole baby thing baffles me. You have it, raise it, inevitably screw it up, it resents you, feels guilty for resenting you, which only perpetuates the vicious cycle.

This whole baby thing baffles me. I mean you have it. You raise it. You inevitable screw it up.It resents you. It feels guilty for resenting you. Then it has a baby and the vicious cycle perpetuates.

Thomas Wolf once said you cant go home again. Well thats great for old Tom, but he wasnt a chick who made a pact with her friends to get together whenever anyone of them needed each other.

Those are the Wormers, everyone felt sorry for their mother.

truth or dare? uhh truth. are you happy? yes! im so happy i could just burst and spread happiness out everywhere!

We all used to try so hard to fit in. We wanted to look exactly alike, do all the same things, practically be the same person, but when we weren’t looking that all changed….What the summer actually brought was independence from eachother.

We owe you wormers. And we always pay our debts!

well u deserved it FART ASS!

Well you deserved it fartass.

Well….things will happen in your life that you can’t stop…but that’s no reason to shut out the world. There’s a purpose for the good and for the bad…

When you’re 12, without effort, you live in the moment. You don’t regret the past or worry about the future, and in that moment, Teeny filled my heart with hope and comfort.

When you’re twelve you just live in the moment. You don’t regret the past or worry about the future.

wormers: we’re gonna get you. roberta: bring it on asshole.

Yay Roberta! Touchdown!

yoiu know youre pretty good.and not just for a girl you know for a guy. thanks. look you want a pop or something?

you can’t get pregnat from kissing 2) I know that beatle brain

You know if i dont eat every 15 minutes i get nautious!

You see Sam? There are no perfect families…It’s normal for things to be shity

You’re a hippie aren’t you?

Your parents aren’t always right.

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  1. There is a line that rita wilson’s character says…”Who wants to french kiss a guy who leaves the tolet paper on top of the toilet paper holder.” I think that line was written as…”Who wants to ‘blow’ a guy who leaves the toilet paper on top of the toilet paper holder”

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