Abbie: I have something to tell you.
Robert: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Abbie: Heh, not yet!
Annabelle: Of course he’ll be gorgeous.
Kelly: Will he be gay?
Abbie: My God, will your kids be stupid?
Ben: Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?
Robert: Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?
Robert: What? Eight martinis and you’re stuffed?
Robert: Well, it doesn’t take much to crack your egg, does it?
Sam: Daddy, are you a ‘faggot’?
Robert: Where did you hear that word?
Sam: Kyle told it to me
Robert: And did Kyle tell you what it means?
Robert: Well, what does it mean?
Sam: It’s when two boys kiss and they go to the opera.
What’s the best thing I could tell you?
That you met a fabulous guy…for me…
ha…what’s the next best thing?
That we could go back and act like this never happened..and I dunno that we could be best friends again
I’m pregnant, with your baby
*pretends to faint*
You can’t be pregnant, we only did it once.
That’s all it takes.
What? Eight Martini’s and your stuffed?
Well it doesn’t take much to crake your egg does it?
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