Movie Quotes from Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult: Quotes from the movie Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

Jane: Now I know why Ed’s been calling every half hour. You’ve been back on a case, haven’t you?
Frank: No, no, I swear, it’s another woman.
Jane: In your wildest dreams.

[Frank offers Tanya a cigarette]
Frank Drebin: Cigarette?
Tanya Peters: Yes, I know.

(1) I’ve been watching you McGurke. You handle yourself really good.
(2) Really well.
(1) Whatever.

(Frank Drebin is stopped at the entrance of the Award Ceremony place)
Frank Drebin: Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad.
Guard: Yeah, and I’m Robert De Niro.
Frank Drebin: Mr. De Niro, we got to get inside.

–Cigarette?
–Yes, I know.

–Where’s your prison number?
–It’s unlisted.

–Yeah, and I’m Robert De Niro.
–Mr. De Niro, we got to get inside.

–You just watch your step, McGurke. This place here changes a man.
–Yeah, in what way?
–I used to be white.

–You might end up dead!
–‘You might end up dead’ is my middle name.
–What about Jane?
–I don’t know her middle name.

Like a midget at a urnial…I’m gonna have to stay on my toes.

And this Chateau LeBlanc 68 is supposed to be chilled….but its more like room temperature!!

i like sex the way i play basketball. one-on-one with no unnecessary
dribbling

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

Like a blind man in an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way around.

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Phil Donahue is puking in the trombone!

Remember, this is not goodbye… its just, i’ll never see you again…

Thats my lawn mower!

[Jane catches Frank kissing Tanya]
Jane Spencer: How could you!
Tanya Peters: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.

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