(1) Have you noticed anything different about him?
(2) Well, only that he’s a foot taller, and he seems to be left handed now… Frank, what are you trying to tell me? That Quentin has somehow found an exact double for Dr. Mainheimer and that tomorrow that double will give a fraudulent report to the president?
(1) Why that’s brilliant, that’s a lot better than what I came up with.
(1) Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
(2) Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
(3) I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
(1) No you’re thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
(2) He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
(3) Yeah, from Dakota. I don’t remember it was North or South.
(1) North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
(1) How are the children?
(2) We didn’t have any children.
(1) Yes, of course.
(1) Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
(2) He’s Caucasian.
(3) Caucasian?
(2) Yeah, you know, a white guy. A mustache. About five-foot-ten.
(1) That’s an awfully big mustache.
(1) You do speak French don’t you?
(2) Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.
–Any final requests, Lieutenant?
–Can I have the gun?
–Do you gamble?
–Every time I order out.
–I don’t recall your name on the guest list.
–That’s OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name.
–Is this some kind of bust?
–It’s very impressive…Yes.
–Nice beaver!
–Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
–You sure know your boxing.
–Well, all I know is never bet on the white guy.
…blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn’t?
…breasts that seemed to say, hey, look at these. Oh, yes, she reminded me of my mother, all right.
1. play our song, will you, Sam? 2. Ding Dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch, the wicked witch…
bbb
Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my .44 magnum used to mean everything to me. I enjoyed it. Well, who wouldn’t?
Frank: It’s like having sex. It’s a painstaking, arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.
Frank: Oh, and congradulations on Edna being pregnant again.
Ed: Yeah, and if i catch the guy who did it.
Frank: That’s the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Ed: Sex, Frank?
Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.
I haven’t had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader.
I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.
I wany a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit
under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim the ocean, and go into a
7-11 without an interpreter.
I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
jane: he was caucasian. y’know, white guy. 6 ft tall, moustache
frank: awfully big mustache
Kill Him!
Nice party, Hapsburg… I see a lot of familiar face lifts.
Truth hurts! Doesn’t it? Although it doesn’t hurt as much as jumping on a bike without the seat on…..It hurts!
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
We can handle this like mature men, right Mr.Poopy Pants!?!
[Hector Savage is in a house surrounded by armed police… He makes his demands]
Hector Savage: I want a car out front, something fun, a Porsche, then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica… And I want a nice hotel, no touristy place… Something really indicative of the people and their culture.
[Lt. Frank Drebin and Jane Spencer are standing next to a nuclear bomb which is about to explode]
Jane Spencer: Frank, if you’re going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.
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