(In a gay parade) Oh, yeah we march in these things all the time!
(pulls the string) Our dreams are like our children! (pulls the string again) Don’t fall into the trap! Democrats are full of crap!
1) Ever have one of her pizzas? It was like a wet dream with a crust.
2) I don’t think I need to hear Russel P. Kramer saying the words ‘wed dream’; I’ll wake up every night screaming ’til I die.
1) How was he?
2) Well, to tell the truth, it was a lot like his presidency. There was a lot of talk leading up to it, but then he didn’t do much.
1) It’s an honor, sir.
2) Can’t shake hands now. Have to keep my hands on the first penis.
1) Ohhh…It’s a pleasure to meet ya’!
3) The first…penis?
2) Actually, I think that’s what I’m gonna’ call it from now on. What do you think, Blinky?
1) Nice amber waves. 2)I think I got a chunk of purple mountain majesty up my ass.
1) You’re a horde, admit it. Admit you’re a big horde.
2) Name two women in the District of Columbia that you didn’t bang while you were in offi…what am I talking about? Name one.
1) Screw you.
2) Blow me.
1)Hey, guys it looks like another out of state licence plate! 2)We’ve been trying to get all 50 of them! 1)I can’t make that one out. Looks like a ‘U’. 1 and 2)UTAH!!! 3)No, that’s a U.S. GOVERNMENT PLATE! (3 and 4 duck down) (Car passes them) 1)Hey, good buddy! God bless America! Keep on truckin’! 2)Say hi, Kevin! (Car speeds off) 1)Well, he wasn’t very nice, now was he? 5)MOM! THE PRESIDENTS ARE SQUISHING ME!!! 2)Isn’t this FUN?! (Baby starts crying)
1)I think I got a chunk of purple mountains majesty up my ass. 2)Do you smell food?
1)If have to get a hearing aid when this is over, don’t be surprised when I send you the bill. 2)If I have to listen to you bitch, don’t be surprised when I beat you to death with my shoe.
1)Let me have one of those tootsie rolls in your pocket. 2)Here, oh wait. Here’s half you can owe me. 1)Owe you! What a penny? You are one cheap son of a bitch.
1)Okay! We’ll go on three! 2)Okay! One…two… (pushes 2 off) OH, GOD, THAT FELT GOOD!
1)President Douglas?! Are you coming out? 2)Oh, no, no, no. I’m not coming out. (Points to Kramer) HE is.
1)SIR I BELIEVE WE AGREED THE ZIPPER WOULD BE IN THE UP POSITION. 2)WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD GIVE ME IF I TATTOOED THEIR DAMN LOGO ACROSS MY ASS? 1)I COULD CHECK SIR 2)JUST DRIVE THE CART!
1)We’re going to Mount Rushmore! One of America’s greatest natural wonders! 2)It wasn’t natural! It was carved! 1)Somebody carved it? Well, that just ruins the whole thing!
1)What did you do? 2)Oh what did I do? That’s right we got into an argument about your cookbook, and I shot him. 1)You have a problem with my cookbook?
1)You don’t shoot a gun in a confined area! Are you trying to deafen us all?! 2)Just get out of the chopper! 1)What?! 2)Get out of the chopper!! 1)The crops? 2)GET OUT!!!
1)You know what gives me the red ass? 2)the red ass?
1)You know what gives me the red-ass? 2)The red-ass?
1. Hurry up with that ice 2. I’m sorry. I don’t know my way around Kramerworld
1. I was Time Magazine’s Man of the Year.2: So was Hitler! 1: Not twice!
1. If I have to get a hearing aid after this you better bet I’m sending you the bill. 2. If I have to hear you gripe you better bet I’ll beat you with my shoe.
1: I’m sorry, but we’re Republicans.2: At least you admit it. That’s the first step to recovery.
1: Who were you most thrilled to meet? 2: Nelson Mandella 1: No, I mean personally, just between us. 2: OK, Ella Fitzgerald. Mandella’s a great man, but he can’t sing worth a shit.
::pronounced badly:: hey, macerena!
All You Ever Do.
Decaf? You pussy!
Don’t Be That Way.
Don’t do that with the liquor, Russ. It’s so…George Bush.
Don’t say friggin’. If you have to use the f-word, go for the gold.
Don’t you fall into the trap, Democrats are full of crap!
Girl: Do you know who those two are? They’re Presidents. Boy: Cool (pause) Presidents of what?
hail to the cheif or else ill have to kill you, i am the cheif so u better watch ur step you bastards…
Hail to the chief if you don’t I’ll have to kill you, hail to the chief or you better watch your step you bastards.
Here’s a little something I learned in the CIA!
Life Is So Peculiar.
MARGRET: DO YOU WANT ME TO GET ALL THE LITTLE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONERS BEFORE WE LEAVE?
OH GOD MARGRET.. I ALREADY DID
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam, do the jitterbug down in Muskratland and they chevy…(voice breaks)and Sammy’s so skinny…
Now Jimmy Carter, there’s a class act. He goes around building homes for poor people with his own hands. That’s classy.
Our dreams our like our children
Treat Me Nice.
Uh huh, gee, I don’t know about that, Bill. I think that the Lady’s Tour likes their players to be a little more masculine.
We’re In The Money.
Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods.
What am I fuckin’ McGiver?
When your dancing with a panda, who leads?
When your dancing with a panda, whop leads?
Yeah, yeah, you’re black, you’re tall. Whoopdee-friggin’-doo.
you kno what gives me the red ass?
You know what steams my clams? There are only two watches like that in the world. Gorbechav has one and now Shamu, the killer hick has the other
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