Movie Quotes from Monsters, Inc.: Quotes from the movie Monsters, Inc.

(1)Do you know what happens in five minutes? (2)Uh…I get a time out??? (1)NO!!! Everybody goes to lunch, and that means the scare floor will be………(2)Painted????? (1) NO! The scare floor will be empty!!!!

(1)Well, the kid flew right over me and then blasted a tree with its laser vision! (2)I tried to run from it but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a dog!

(On Desert Island) Why couldn’t we get banished here?

***, my tender, oozing blossom you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut?

*Laughs to himself* You still think this is about that whole scare record, don’t you?-Randall
Well, I did, untill you chuckled like that…-Mike

*Laughs to himself* You still think this is about that whole scare record, don’t you?-Randall_
Well, I did, untill you chuckled like that…-Mike

-Let the best monster win. -I intend to.

1) (Holding a square of grabeg) I can still hear her little voice. ((Hears her voice) 2) Hey I can too. (More kids voices) 2) How many kids you got in there?

1) But it’s impossible to get reservations there! 2) NOT for GooglyBear!

1) Can I borrow your odorant?
2) Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old dumpster.
1) You got, uh, low tide?
2) No.
1) How about wet dog?
2) Yep. Stink it up.

1) I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
2) Spoons?
1) That’s it, I’m out of ideas. We’re closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.

1) You little one-eyed cretin! (pronounces it ‘krettin’) 2) First of all, it’s ‘cretin’ (pronounces it ‘kreetin’) If you’re going to insult me, do it properly.

1)…So I said if you talk to me like that again we’re through! 2)What did she say? 1)You know my mom. She sent me to my room.

1)Hello, Wazowski. Fun filled evening planned for tonight? 2)Yeah, well– 1)Then I’m sure you filed your paperwork correctly for once….your stunned silence is VERY reassuring.

1)Hey Sulley Wulley! 2)Oh, hey Celia…Welia.

1)Leaving the door open is the biggest mistake anyone can make because… 2)It could let in a draft? 3)It could let in a child!

1)What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes? 2)I…get a time out? 1)Everyone goes to lunch! Which means the scare floor will be… 2)Painted?

1)Where’s the kid you little one eyed creten?! 2)Okay, first of all it’s ‘creaton’. If you’re going to threaten me, do it right.

1)You be a good girl, Boo. 2)Kitty… 1)Kitty has to go.

1)You’re wrong if you think kidnapping me is going to boost your way to the top! 2) *laughs* you still think this is about that stupid scare record? 1)Well…I did, up until you chuckled like that.

1-PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM. OR SO HELP ME! 2- We’re practicing for the work’s new musical, Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! 1-Yeah you know: (sings) Put that thing back where it came from or so help me! So help me! 2-Bom bom bom bom! 1-It’s still a work in progress.

1. See, Mikey? TED is walking to work! 2. Big deal, guy takes five steps and he’s there!


81-13 we have an 81-13

Wazowski! It scares little kids and little monsters!

Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can’t they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I’m a nice guy.


Can I borrow your odorant? Yeah, I got, uh, smelly garbage or old dumpster. You got, uh, low tide? No. How about wet dog? Yep. Stink it up.

CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
Witness #1: Well the kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision.
Witness #2: I tried to get away, but he picked me up with his mind powers and shook me like a dog.
Witness #3: It’s true! I saw the whole thing!

Chalooby! Baby!

Come on fight that plague! Scary monsters don’t have plague

Fun filled evening planed? Well then I know your filed your paperwork!

googley bear!

Hey, did you lose weight, or a limb?

Hey, get your hands off my schmootzie poo!

Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It’s now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature’s a balmy 65 degrees – which is good news for you reptiles – and it looks like it’s gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply… WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT’S HANGING OVER THE BED.

Hi Celia… Welia?

I can’t believe it. I can’t believe… I WAS ON TV!!

I don’t know but it’s been said, I like scaring kids in bed.

i hear someone’s close to breaking the scare record!

I remember the first time I laid eye on you.

I was going for a snake slash ninja approach with a bit of hissing.

I wasn’t scared I have…allergies

i’ll be watching you lesowski..allllways watching

I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die and I’ll silence anyone who gets in my way!

It picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a dog.

It’s Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day.

It’s true! I saw the whole thing!!!

me and you, you and me, both of us together!!! (Mike sings)


Mike) Hey Fungus, you like cars ’cause i got a really nice car. And i’ll give you a ….ride …in the car. Fungus)I’m sorry Mike but Randal says I’m not allowed to fraternize with the victims of his evil plot.

Mike, I know this sounds strange but I don’t thinks she’s dangerous. 2) Really? Well that’s great. Let’s keep it because I’ve always wanted a pet that could kill me!

Mike-you know why i boubt the car?? Sully- No why?, (SCREAMS)Mike-So i can i drive it you know on the street,a little honk honk and a vroom vroom!!

Mikey: You know I’m so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Mr.Bile, is it? My friends call me Flem

My friends call me flem.

Name, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.

No monsters were harmed in the production of this motion picture.

Oh sure, blame it on the little guy, and his ONE EYE!

Oh, so That’s Puce

oh…dont worry,its lemon!

Okay send me a post card Kid. That’s Mike Wazowski, care of 22 Mike Wazowski you’ve got your life back Lane.

Ooooooooooh Googly Bear!

Psst Fungus. Fungus! Do you like cars? I got a really nice car. If you let me go, I’ll give you…a ride in the car.

Randal) Sh sh shh! Do you hear that? It’s the winds of change.

Scarry monsters don’t have plaque.

She’s out of our hair…and just when I dare to care…she says ‘au contraire’…

shes out of our hair!

Snowcone? Ha no no no It’s lemon

Sulley) what was wrong with your old car? Mike) i got 3 little words for you Sulley 6 wheel drive!

Sulley: Hi fellas,… Fellas: We just wanted to wish you good luck today. Mikey: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Get lost you two you’re making him lose his focus. Fella: Oh! Sorry. Sulley: See you later fellas. Fella: Go get ’em Mr.Sullivan. Other fella: Quiet! You’ll make him lose his focus. Fella: Oh! No. Sorry(calls after Sulley) Other fella: Shut up!

Sulley: See Mikey, Ted’s walking to work. Mikey: Big deal, the guy takes 5 steps and he’s there.

The Comapny? Who’s cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing maching!

The pink copies go to Accounting.

The smart enemies hit you where you least expect it.

Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory.
(Next day) I cannot believe we are waltzing right up to the factory!

There are no monsters in your closet. Well now there is.

Tony’s Grossey.

Twenty three nineteen! Twenty three nineteen!

Twins! In a bunk bed!

Wazowski! It scares little kids and little monsters! Wazowski- I have……allergies.

We scare because we care

We scare because we care.

we’ve got all kinds of kids: tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks.

WELCOME to the Himilayas!!!!

What’s shakin bakin?

why cant it be the adorable snowman or the comfotying snowman? why the Abomidable one?

Wizowski, you forgot to file your paperwork

You and me
Me and you
Both of us together!

Zully: come on mike were walkin to work1 Mike: walkin? my baby it needs to be driven i’ll call you. Zully: see Ted’s walking to work.

Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Monsters, Inc.’: Quotes from the movie ‘Monsters, Inc.’

Leave a Comment