I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don’t want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL.
1) You look adorable.
2) Adorable? I look like an over the hill Barbie. It doesn’t fit right, it’s too tight.
1) Too many Snowballs!
1) Curls work for you. You should get a perm.
2) I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.
1) Just stick it in.
1) So what’s wrong with him? Besides the fact that he looks like Gumpy and he annoys the shit out of you?
2) GUMBY! Gumby, not Gumpy!
1. You don’t wear make up do you?
2. Why should I? .. It still looks like me, only in colour.
1. You should wear make-up. 2. What’s the point…I’d still look like me only in color.
A wedding is the final scene of the fairy tale, they never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Prince crazy with her obsessive need to clean the castle and that she missed her day job.
Because…while it DOES LAST…it feels fucking great!
Greg: I want to be married to you!
Rose: Gregory, you ARE married to me!
He’d look good in a garbage bag.
I finally found someone.
I raised two daughters, I buried a husband. I’ve made my coffee…
Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you’ll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn’t. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you’ll walk into a room and you’re the last woman any man notices.
Rose Morgan: A wedding is the final scene of the fairy tale, they never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Prince crazy with her obsessive need to clean the castle and that she missed her day job.
She eats carrots now?! Isn’t that tragic?!
The perfect bite…
We all want to fall in love. Why?
Because that experience makes us feel completely alive.
Where every sense is heightened,
every emotion is magnified,
our everyday reality is shattered
and we are flying into the heavens.
It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon.
But that doesn’t diminish its value.
We all want to fall in love. Why? Because it makes us feel completely alive, where every sense is heightened, every emotion is magnified. Our everyday reality is shattered and we are flying into the heavens. It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon, but that doesnt diminish its value because we are left with memories that we treasure for the rest of our lives.
What, what? Yes, I do have breasts. Unfortunately, they cannot, however, be the subject of your next report.
When my date takes me home and I don’t hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.
You are the mother of the bride, not the opening act
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