(In an aestern european accent) I do not drink vine, and I do not smoke shit.
1) What could be better than a scorpion, Renfield? 2) Six black widow spiders, twelve fat earthworms, two hairy caterpillars on rye bread with a slice of onion. A triple decker. (1 begins to throw up) 2) Was it something I said, Master?
Children of the night! Shut up!
Cindy Soundheim: We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie.
Count Dracula: No. With you, never a quickie, always a longie.
Fun? How would you like to go around dressed like a head waiter for the last seven hundred years?
Please Call me Vladimir. And I will call you shrink. Ve are in America.
RENFIELD:I got to that guy before he put that wooden stake right through your heart. DRACULA:So what do you want from me,a medal?
That’s OK. I could never get my shit together before 7 anyway.
This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?
with you, never a quickie, always a longie
With you, never a quickie. Always a longie.
You know what Freud said: If you don’t pay for it, you don’t get better.
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