Movie Quotes from Lost Boys, The: Quotes from the movie Lost Boys, The

‘My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.’

(1)how are those maggots?
(1)maggots, michael. you’re eating maggots. how do they taste?

(1)I made you imortal (2)You made me a killer.

(1)Is it true that Santa Carla is the murder captial of the world? (2)Well let me put it this way, if all the corpses buried around here were to stand up at once, we would have a hell of a population problem.

(1)Why Nanooke attack you like that Michael (2)He was protecting you.

(After an arrow misses him) YOU MISSED SUCKA!!!

(allen) It’s the attack of eddie munster

(David) My blood is in your veins (micheal) So is mine

(david) What, you dont like rice? Tell me Michael, how can a billion chinese people be wrong?

(edgar) Does he sleep during the day, have long fingernails and bad breath? (sam) He does sleep during the day, his fingernails are a little longer but he always had bad breath.

(Michael) I didn’t invite you this time,max

(micheal) Piss off (sam) all you do is give attitude lately, been watching to much Dynisty?.

(mum) I know that this is a terrible thing to admit, but one of the reasons that i divorced your dad was because he did not believe in the closet monster.

(person #2 opens door and finds a man on the door step)1)Hey…you must be Michael (sticks hand out for a handshake)(person #2 stares at hand, but doesn’t shake) 2) And you must be Max. 1)…well, you’re the man of the house and I’m not coming in until you invite me. 2) You’re invited. 1)Well, thanks very much.

(sam) Death by stereo!

(sam) Mum’s on the phone (michael) give me my glasses (sam) you need sungalsses to talk on the phone, are you freebasing? Enquiring minds want to know.

1) Burn Rubber! CHRIST! 2) Burn rubber does NOT mean Warp Speed!

1) Michael! You know the rules about fillin the car up with gas when you take her out. 2) No Grandpa.. 1) Well.. now you do.

1) You’re a vampire Mike! I knew it! 2) I am NOT! 1) Then what are you? Some flying nun!?

1)if you try to stop us or vamp out in any way, ill stake you without even thinking twice 2)chill out 1)yeah. ok

1)Is she one if them (star floats up) she is one of them, and don’t tell me that is does not make her a bad person.

1)Now when the TV Guide comes in the mail sometimes the label will be curled up like that. You’ll be tempted to rip it off but don’t. It only rips the cover and I don’t like that 2) Wait. You have a TV? 1) No, I just read the TV Guide. You read the TV Guide, you don’t need a TV.

1)So you have a t.v? 2) No i just read the t.v guid, if you read the t.v guide you don’t need a t.v

1)What the hell you doin huh????!!!!(punches (2) 3)NOOOOO!!!! 1)Just you…come on…just you…2)How far you willin’ to go michael??

1. I bet you hate garlic dont you! 2. No, i LIKE garlic…its just a little much…its RAW garlic

1. Where are you from, Krypton? 2. Phoenix, actually. But lucky me. We moved… here.

1. You think we just work in this comic book store for our folks huh? 2. Actually, I thought it was a bakery.

1.)Join us Michael. My blood is in your veins. 2.) So is mine!

1:where ya going Star?2: for a ride

burn rubber does not mean warp speed

Burn rubber, does not mean, warp speed!

Chill out Edgar!

David: How do those maggots taste Micheal? They’re maggots, you’re eating maggots Micheal.

DAVID:Stop fighting me Michael, i don’t want to kill you, Join us! MICHAEL:Never! DAVID:Its too late my bloods in your veins. MICHAEL:So is mine!

death by stereo

Don’t kill anybody till we get back to you.

Don’t kill me. I basically a good kid.

Don’t kill me. I’m basically a good kid.

Edgar-Goodnite Blood Sucker

Edgar: If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I’ll stake you without even thinking twice about it!
Sam: Chill out Edgar.
Edgar: [coming to his senses] Right.

first :I don’t like horror comics
second:think of it more as a survival manual, our number is on the back and pray you’ll never need to call us
first:I’ll pray I never need to call ya (hahaha)

flies and the undead go together like… bullets and guns.

Grandpa : Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave?
Sam Emerson : How about some Windex, Grandpa?
Grandpa : Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
Michael: You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?
Grandpa : I’m going to drop my handiwork by the widow Johnson.
Michael: What’d ya stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?

Grandpa: If there’s one thing I could never understand about living in Santa Carla, all the damn vampiers.

Grandpa:Now when the mail man brings the tv guide sometimes theres a little corner rolled up you may be tempted to rip it off but don’t.. Sam: wait! so you do have a tv? Grandpa:No but I like to read the tv guide, read the tv guide u don’t need a tv.

Great! The blood-sucking Brady Bunch!

great, it’s the blood-sucking brady bunch



How are the maggots Michael? Maggots,you’re eating maggots. How do they taste?

How can 1 billion chinese people be wrong?

How far are you willing to go, Michael?

I don’t know Mike it’s not like getting a D at school…

I Still Believe

I think my mom’s dating the head vampire.

it is a good movie and i like it

its a good movie


kill your brother, you’ll feel better!

Kill your brother, you’ll feel better..

Kill your brother. You’ll feel better.

Look at your reflection in the mirror. You’re a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You’re a vampire Michael! My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire.

Magets michael, your eating magets, how do they taste?

Maggots, ******. you’re eating maggots

Max : Don’t ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.
Sam: Did you know that?
Edgar: Sure. Everyone knows that.

Mike: This is a pretty cool place Sam: yeah if theres a texas chainsaw massacure

my blood is in your vains

My own brother a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire! Oh, you wait ’til mom finds out buddy.

Now you know what we are, and you know what you are. You will never grow old, but you must feed.

Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old, Michael, and you’ll never die…but you must feed (wipes blood from a fresh kill away from mouth). ha, hahaha,HAHAHAHAHA!!

Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old Michael, and you’ll never die. But you must feed.

now you know what we are, now you know what you are. you’ll never grow old, michael, and you’ll never die. but you must feed!

One thing about livin’ in Santa Carla I never could stomach — all the damn vampires!

One thing about living in Santa Clara I never could stomach was all the damn vampires.

one thing i never could stomach about ana carla (pause)all the damn vampires

One thing I never could stomach about Santa Carla. All the damn vampires…

Sam: Got a problem, guys?
Edgar: Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
Sam: Pretty cool, huh?
Alan: For a fashion victim.

Sam: Lose the ear ring, Michael. It’s not you.
Michael: Piss off.
Sam: Hey, what’s with the attitude. Been watchin’ to much Dynasty, Pal.

Sam: What are you then? the flying nun!
Michael: I’m your brother!

So now you know what we are, and now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old Michael and you’ll never die, but you must feed!

So, now you know what we are…now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old Michael and you’ll never die. But you must feed!

So…now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You’ll never grow old, Michael. And you’ll never die. But you must feed.

Star: It’s a rip-off. If you want your ear peirced I’ll do it for you.

The bloodsucking Brady Bunch!

Ther’re only noodels Michael.

We were their age once, but they dress better.

Where are we going?
So what’s the rush?

You drank someones blood are you crazy!

You know that place between asleep and awake…Where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you; that’s where I’ll always be waiting.

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