(picking the pedals off of a flower) …she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not (last pedal) SHE LOVES ME! oh i have to tell darla how i really feel!
-Please, sit down…
-Ok. …sit down? we can’t sit down!
– I’m sorry sir, we can’t sit down.
1) He’s smooth as a baby’s bottom. 2) And he smells better too!
1) How do you plead? 2) Oh, please, oh please, have mercy, please! 3) Mmmmmmmm, pretty good pleading!
1) Sorry about Fifi. She’s so playful. (looks at Darla) Forgive my upfrontery, but you, miss, are a rare rose in a garden of weeds. You have the sophistication of a woman of twelve. I’m Waldo. 2) I’m Alfalfa. 1) Yes, I’m sure you are. 3) And I’m Darla. 1) We just moved into town, my father bought the oil refinery. 3) That explains why you’re so refined. 2) Yeah, and so oily! 1) Watch it, bud.
1) We’ve taken up a collection. (puts a pile of coins on the counter.) Give us all the wood you can for this much please. 2) (holds up a little peice of wood)Paper or platic?
1) What is your account….number? 2) Uh, seven 1) Seven? Seven? 3) Try eight. 2) Eight? 1) Heard enough! ( snaps 1 and 4’s fake beards.) 1) If you were my kids, I’d punish you. 4) If we were your kids, we would punish ourselves. 1) Leave the premises, post haste! 2) You can’t treat people this way, Mister! 1) You’re not people. You’re kids.
1) Why am I all wet? 2) Don’t worry, Alfalfa, I used to have the same problem.
1)Awww! My Alfalfinater! 2)My delightful Darlooni!
1)Ew, it takes like it was poured from an old boot! 2)Actually.. it’s a sneaker!
1)Gosh Porky you sure know how to make a SANDwich! 2)That wasn’t saand that was kitty litter! 3)Don’t worry.. it’s pretty fresh!
1)hey uh-huh, does it stink in there? 2)uh-huh
1)When was the last time we beat you up? 2) um yesterday
1. What happened? 2. He did it!
1: Hey, my mom’s here! 2: Woopie.
1: If I were your parents, I’d punish you! 2: If you were my parent, I’d punish myself!
1:You two stole our racer!
2:Finders keepres,losers SUCK!
1:And Bite me!
A man eating chicken HA HA HA
Alfalfa (giggles) I’ve never seen this side of you before!!!
Alfalfa, you make me melt like a popsicle on the 4th of July
Alfalfa-In my hurry to eat, I forgot to give you the tour. Here’s the wall, here’s the other wall, and here’s the closet (opening up the messy closet). Do you wanna go in there?
Darla-Just as I thought! You ARE ashamed of me!
Alfalfa-I’m not ashamed of you. I’m proud of you! I just don’t want anybody to see you.
Darla-That does it mistor! I’m outa here!
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don’t worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Alfalfa:Everything is working out perfficly the guys are at the swimming hole and I anit’ home with a toothach nothing can possibly go wrong! Butch and Woim:Aaaahhhhh! Alfalfa:Hiya Butc… [interupting]Butch:Shutup!… When the last time we beat you up? Alfalfa:Lets’see todays the tiff 30 days half September,April,June, and November.Its’ nodly beer…[Butch and Woim scull at him.]…yesterday.Butch:Youre’due! Alfalfa:Look! [Butch and Woim look and Alfalfa runs.]Woim:I dont’see nothing. Butch:Come on you doick!
Alfalfa:I’D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST, TO THE GIRl I LOVE MOST- Darla:please don’t say my name, please don’t say my name.Alfalfa:DARLA!!!! Darla:ugh
Alfalfa:Oh then the clouds open up and God said I hate you Alfalfa!
Butch:Nice tan!…any last words?
Alfalfa:Yeah uh…siya!
Alflfa:2 souls but for 1…shoe
All the money in the world couldn’t beat hard work and ingenuity
and now, the man eating chicken!!
And the clouds open up and God says ‘ I hate you Alfalfa’
Are these kosher?
At the sleepover when Alfalfa wakes up It’s ok Alfalfa i used to do that to! He wet the bed
Buckwheat: Got anything porky?
Porky: Not one bit buchwheat
Buckwheat: Hey look, my mom’s here (Whoopie Goldberg)
Other kid: Whoopee
Buckwheat: The blurr…. he blurr has never been beatn’ since the beging of time!! Fiiiiiive years!
Buckwheat: We’re going to the race. We’re gonna win the race. And youuu have an ugly faccee! Porky: I don’t have an ugly face YOU have an ugly face! Buckwheat: I don’t have an ugly face..your mama has an ugly face!
Butch: You better brace yourself cause now I’m really gonna kick your butt! Alfalfa: I’m usualy a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I’m willing to make an exception!
Butch:Are you thinking what Im’ thinking Woim?
Woim:Yeah Butch.What are we thinking?
Butch:How much fun its’ gonna be to stop those guys in the race.
Butch:Come back here you ugly little Squid!
Come back here you ugly little freak!
come on folks, we need the money!
Darla- when he sings he makes me melt like a popsicle on the fourth of july
Darla: Oh you’re so nice for bringing me here
Alfalfa: (smiles)
Darla: A candlelit lunch, I’m dazzled!
Alfalfa: (sits on a whoopie cushion)…..(blushes) Eh, excuse me, I seem to have a little…farfugnoogan.
Darla: No problem.
Alfalfa: Grape soda?
Darla: Yes please.
(both drink it, then spit it out)
Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it from an ol’ boot!
(outside) Froggy: actually its a sneaker! Hehehe!
Alfalfa: Must have been a bad year. Maybe we should strap on the old feedbag
Darla: Which sandwich did I bring?
Alfalfa: This one…why don’t we swap, so what’s your’s is mine, and what’s mine is ours.
Darla: You know just what to say to take a girl’s breath away.
(outside)Porky: This’ll take her breath away…
(Alfalfa and Darla start eating their sandwiches but realize it doesn’t taste good at all)
Alfalfa: You made a delicious sandwich…
Darla: So did you….very crunchy.
(outside) Stymie: Porky you sure know how to make a SAND-wich.
Porky: That wasn’t sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat: Don’t worry, it’s pretty fresh…hahaha.
Darla: Oh, Alfalfa you know just what to say to a girl to take a girl breath away!
Porky(hiding): THIS WILL TAKE HER BREAF AWAY!!!
Darla: Oh, Alfalfa you know just what to say to a girl to take a girls breath away!
Porky(hiding): THIS WILL TAKE HER BREAF AWAY!!!
Darlars friend- Your not thinking about alfoulfor areyou? Darlah-Oh no no no no!
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinkin’ guts.
You make me vomit.
You are the scum between my toes.
Love Alfalfa.
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts; you make me vomit. You’re scuuuum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa
dont worry alfalfa i used to have the same probelm….hehehe
Durla:why you boys has jerks.
*Girl Laugh*
girl:you not think about alfalfa are you.
Durla:Oh No No No Way?
twin 1&2:are you sure.
*Girl Laugh*
Durla:Why You Boys has Jerks.
*girls laugh*
Girl:You’re Not Think about Alfalfa Are You.
Durla:oh no no no no no way?
Twins:Are You sure?
*Girl Laugh*
Durla:Why You Boys has Jerks.
*girls laugh*
Girl:You’re Not Think about Alfalfa Are You.
Durla:oh no no no no way?
Twins:Are You sure?
*Girl Laugh*
Durla:why you boys has jerks.
Everyone raise your right hand. (watches everyone raise left hand) the other right hand.
Froggy: I pulled out my lizard!
gentlemen and gentlemem i give you our president spanky
Girls: Ewwww BOYS
Boys: Ewww GIRLS
Got a burguer to go with that shake?
he is smoother than a baby’s bottom… yeah and he smells better too!
HE MAKES ME MELT LIKE A POPSICLIE ON THE 4TH OF JULY
Hee-ManWoman Haters Club!!!
Hey Porky you really know how to make a SANDwhich…That wasn’t sand that was kitty litter
hey, do you have a hamburger to go with that shake?
Howdy mister!
Hows the tooth ache, bub?
I (name) member in good stadard of the him man woman haters club. Do solmnly swear to hate woman and not play with them our turn to them unless I have to. And especialy never fall in love and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours or until I scream bloody murder.
I got a dolla i got a dolla i got a dolla hey hey hey hey!
i got two pickles. i got two pickles. i got two pickles. hey hey hey hey!!!! hey are these kosher
I gotta dollar, I gotta dollar, I gotta dollar hey hey hey hey!
i hate your stinking guts your scum between my toes you make me sick
I’ll give you my pickle for a nickle. How bout 2 cents? Otay.
I’ll Trade you a pickle for a nickel…
How bout 2 cents?
OHHTayy!!
It’s a candel lit lunch, I’m dazzled
It’s O-tay, I remember what it said. ‘Dear Darla I hate your stinkin guts. You make me vomit. You are scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa’.
Just forget about that soap-sucking nincompoop!
Look, it’s a duck with a buck.
Nothin beats a buck and a duck.
o-tay!!
OOHHH- TAY
Person 1: Quick, what’s the calling number for 911? Person 2: How should I know? (Both shrug and walk away, dropping the phone)
Porky-Rough Day?
Alfalfa-Don’t ask
Porky: I got something! I got something! Buckweet: Yea, me, too! A big fat one!
Porky: We’re he-man women haters, we can’t deliver love notes! Alfalfa: Love note, no..this is gonna be a hate note. Porky and Buckwheat: Otay!
QUICK, WHAT THE NUMBER FOR 911
So you’re responsible for the bubbles at the talent show!?!
Spanky: Like they say, ‘wood don’t grow on trees.’
step right up to see the man eating chicken
Stymie) Raise your right hand (all raise left hands)…your other right hand. (all raise right hands)..I, Stymie..(rascals):I, Stymie..(Stymie): I stymie, Member in good standing of the he-man woman haters club, do solomly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not talk to them or play with them unless i have to and especially NEEEVER fall in love, and if i do, may i suffer horribly and painfully for hours or untill i scream bloody murder.
Stymie: You’ve been friends since you were one. You’re a team like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milly and Vanilly. You only make a once in a lifetime buddy…once in a life time!
Stynie:Hey Porky you really know how to make a SANDwhich…
Porky: That wasn’t sand that was kitty litter
The Blur has never been beaten, since the beginning of time…FIVE YEARS
the blur has never been beetin since the begining of time.. five years
the girls- they like to moon yah
boy- NO We DON’t
The way you feed my soul, I can…feed your face!
things cant possibly get any worse!..then the clouds opened up and god said, i hate you alfalfa
Uh Huh: Actually, I’ve always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
ummm pretty good pleading
wait for it. wait for it. o I missed it.
waldo-you are a rare rose in a garden of weeds
Waldo: My father just baught the oil facotory. Darla: That explains why your so refine. Alfalfa: Yea, and so oilily! Waldo: Watch it, bud!
waldo: weve just moved into town..my father bought the oil refinery
darla: that explains why your so refined
alfalfa: yeah and so oily
waldo: watch it bud
WE ARE THE HE-MAN WOMAN HATERS, WE FEED GIRLS TO ALLIGATORS, CLUBHOUSE BURNED DOWN MIGHTY LOW..BUT WE GOT A PLAN TO MAKE SOME DOUGH!
We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar hey hey hey hey
we gotta dollar we gotta dollar we gotta dollar heyheyheyhey!!!!
We need a man sooooooooo manly, that if he fell off a building….he’d go out of his way to lady on a woman.
We’re going to the race! We’re going to the race! And you have an ugly face! I don’t have an ugly face you have an ugly face. Your mama has an ugly face!
we’re going to the race! we’re gonna win first place! and you have an ugly face!
We’re going to the race, we’re gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
we’re going to the race. we’re gonna win first place. and you have an ugly face! I don’t have an ugly face,you have a ugly face! no you have an ugly face! No your momma has an ugly face!
Well hello Mr. Bubbles!
What a releif!!
When he sings, it makes my heart melt like a popsicle on the Fourf of July!
when was the last time we beat you up?
well todays the 10th, 30th days have september, april june and november….its not a leap year..eee yesterday
YOUR DUE!
When was the last time we beat you up?!
why do they have to be so..different..hummm..girls get along with eatchother..boys stand up for themselves..girls care..boys take whats theyres..boys wont listen..all they wanna do is talk..they like to moon ya!..no, we dont! *lightning flash and screams*.. gigglin n gossiping..fighting and farting..barbies and bracelets..boogers and bugs..iceskating..bungeejumping..sycronized swimming..and you can never get them to sit still…boyys eeeghhhh…girls eeeegh..and the worst thing of all..THEY SMELL WEIRD
Win by a hair, yes!!!
Would you think me for it if If i asked you for a big wet one?(alfalfa)
A what?(Darla)
A Kiss?(Alfalfa)
Okay!(Darla)
Would you think me of it if I asked you for a BIG WET ONE?
A what?
A kiss?
OKAY!
You can only find a once-in-a-lifetime friend…once in a liftime
you make me melt like a popsicle on the forth of july
you make my heart melt like a popsicle on the fourth of july
You only find a once in a lifetime buddy…once in a lifetime
You only meet your once in a lifetime friend…..once in a life time.
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