Movie Quotes from Kung Pow:Enter The Fist: Quotes from the movie Kung Pow:Enter The Fist

(guys training), one of us, is wearing a pushup bra, it is lacy, and cute…

(Singing) Neo….. Banananana….. Sporen…..

MT: Oh, Taco Bell, Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito,
Bystanders: Mucho burrito!

*lady picks up baby* ah, what a nice little baby *lady throws baby down hill*

…But that would leave my small sensative balls unprotected…

1) from now on you shall call me betty. 2) but… isnt betty a womens name? (betty rips off his jacket) 3) you must excuse master pain i-i mean betty its 12 o’clock and time for his nap. betty. 1)mm sleepy time

1. No you musn’t! You’re not ready!
2. Who are you?
1. I’m Ling’s father. Weeoowee
2. Oh dear.

1.where does it hurt 2. o pretty much around the big bloody spot

1: First a joke. What do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl? (no response) My ass. Hahahahaha

1: How’d you like it?
2: I’m sure on some planet your style is impressive. But your weak link is…this is Earth.

1: I am a great magician! Your clothes are red!
2: wow! please do it again!

1the aliens are french 2Oh yeah stinky pits and all baby yeah

:: Iron claws come at master:: Master: Okay I had two choices A Avoid the iron claws get betty with a spinning back kick and win or B get hit with the Iron claws roll on the ground and die :: gets hit with claws:: should have gone with A

Betty: (reading scroll with tigers on it)mmm…tyega…tyega……tyega, tyega, tyega.
Betty: (flips scroll with cranes) mmm…bird. Bird…birdie birdie…mmhmm.

Betty: Enjoy the PARALYZER!….another PARALYZER!

Betty: O-Pen the mouth!

Betty: Ok, I’ll rock your bouncing booty. Hit it!

Betty: You know the location of the Chosen One, where is he?!
Ventroliquist: On the life of my dummy, I swear, I’ll never tell you where he is, hyun! (strikes a fighting pose)

Betty:(Laughing dangling bootie) Ha Ha! Bootie! Ha Ha…

Betty: Mmmm I’m just a birdie too!

Hillbilly: Chosen One! (running)
Hillbilly: Chosen One! Master Pain is in town! Oooo whine whine…

Intermission Segment:
Betty: Go get some snacks. Perhaps a carbonated SO-DA!
Ling: I hope they have ICIES!
Chosen One: I’ve CHOSEN…the large tub.
Wimp Lo: My nipples look like Milk Duds.
Master Tang: I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn…and it’s non-dairy.

Lackey Mayor: Master Betty my compliments, that tiny net was sure fire!
Betty: Hm yes, the net is a death sentence, its a net and its tiny!
Lackey Mayor: (agreeing) Sure, at this very moment he’s out in field, rotting like a papaya, while we’re in here cozy, and enjoying the good life! (sticks out a thumbs up)
Betty: (laughing and chuckling) Nyah, hah hyan, hah hyan, hah hyan…

Lackey Mayor: Master Tang? What are you doing here?
Master Tang: I’ve come to kick ass.

Ling:The Chosen One disappeared last night, what have you done with him?
Betty: Funny…I thought you could tell me…
Ling: In your dreams! Wee-oh!
Betty: Hmmmh, I like em fiesty.

Narrator: He walked…… And sometimes, drove.

WimpLo: He’s an outsider. Ever seen him before?
Ling: No.
(after a few seconds)
Ling: Hmm, well, yes.

Ah Master Pain. We are so glad you could come and beat random people in our village.

ah yes play me like a drum

Ah. *hums to himself* Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go *snort snort*, how about you? Gonna be an animal just like you..

And beware his song about big butts…he beats you up while he plays IT! (dies) -Master Tang

And here I was, beginning to think you were a sadistic, psycho bitch.

And I always thought you were a sadistic psycho bitch

As you know, I am a man of special needs.. prepare the long rubber glove! eenie meenie, miney moe. I wonder where my GLOVE will go..(glove snapping in background)

At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws…they hurt like CRAP, man! -Narrator

B: Uh, Evil Council?(echo..) I got your message.(echo..) Evil Council?(echo..) … Hello?(echo..) *chuckles* And now batting, Mike Piazza!(echo..)
EC: *loud noise*
B: Oh, I’m sorry. It’s just echoey.

B: So…umm…what are you guys doing later… you wanto order a pizza or something?

Banananana NEO, banananananana Sporin

Betty: (laughing) The evil council are ALIENS!
(sound speaker comes out of hovering pyramid playing French music)
Chosen One: They’re French! (looking up in the sky with a serious expression)

Betty: I do like the ladies…I like em…and they like-a me…

Betty: You know the location of the Chosen One. Where is he?
Ventriloquist: On the life of my dummy, i’ll tell you this…i’ll never tell you where he is!

Beware of his butt song… He beats you up while playing it!

Bird…..birdie…birdie birdie….

But isn’t ‘Betty’ a woman’s name?

Chosen one!….
Im Coming!
Chosen one!….
Im Coming!
Chosen one!….
Im Coming!
Chosen one!….
Im Coming!

Chosen One: Dog! (kneels down to help wounded dog) Not you too…it’s alright.
(dog dies)
Chosen One: No, it’s not!

Chosen One: Thank you squirl-friend. Your soft squishy body helped absorb the force of his blow. Now, for my part of the bargain. *pours nuts into squirl’s back*

Chosen: Betty, i’ve come to finish something I should have finished a long time ago…remember these? *holds up booties*
Betty: Well, I thought you looked familiar. I didn’t recognize you without crap in your pants.

Control your anger like a monkey in a pinyata. Hiding behind the candy, hoping that the children will not break through with the stick!

Cuz I rule, baby – Wimp Lo
…and who do rule, the large dark nipple people? – Chosen One

Do as he says, or he’ll cut off your big toe.

Do not be of ling’s shiness for it will pass..(.) (.)…there you go!

Dog! It’s okay, boy…(dog dies)…no it’s not! -Chosen One

Face to foot style!

face to foot style, how do you like it. now try my nuts to your fist style!


He was my father my entire life, and now he’s dead….except for his hair and nails….DEAD! weeeeeeoh!

Hes dead, except for his hair and nails… dead…..wqhuaaa,
Why did you run off…..why did you leave me!

Hmm…yes, a tiny net is a death sentence, it’s a net and it’s TINY

hmmm, yes a tiny net is a death sentence. its a net and its tiny.

Hmmm. I’ll kill him. I’ll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

I am a magition, your clothes are red!…..(later)Your clothes are black!

I am also a very powerful magician. Your clothes are RED!

I am bleeding makong me the victor

I could dance like that…if I wanted to. -Betty

I do like teh ladies, I do like ’em…I likea them and they likea me back

I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don’t believe in such talk as this. I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time. First, a joke: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? MY ASS.

i have some yellow liquid to put on your popcorn…… and its non-dairy

I have some yellow liquis for your popcorn! And it’s non-dairy!

i hope they have iceeeeeeeeess.. i’ve chosen the large tub.

I need gopher-chucks!

I need this special skill

I need you now, and in the worst way! Take me man meat!! But I don’t want you to think I’m a slut!!

I remember a long time ago when a friend of mine told me there would be a chosen one..%&%#&there will be a chosen one..$#%#^366then he said of the significance.$#^$#^%it will be significant^$#@^$@^and then he killed the dog^$@%^(fart noise, dog dies)now I officially know too much, and why are you in bed…Oh you won’t believe what happened next..No please!

I remember when a good friend of mine told me there would be a chosen one. *memory fades in* There will be a chosen one. *memory fades out* I remember he told me it would be significant. *memory fades in* It will be significant. *memory fades out* And then, he killed, the dog. *memory fades in* *fart* *dog whining* *memory fades out*

I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Susie.

I rock… and Roll, all day long sweet suzie!

I spanked you as a baby, I’ll spank you now, bitch!

I will kill him… I’ll kill him dead… with, like, a rock or something…

I’d like to have some of whatever he’s smoking.

I’ll never be able to do it! Never! Don’t look at me!

I’m a man to you know, I go pee pee standing up

I’m sure your material is quite impressive on some planet. But, here’s your weak link, this is Earth.

I’ve chosen the large Tub. – Chosen One
My nipples look like Milk Duds. – Wimp Lo
Perhaps a cold frosted bev-rage. – Betty
I hope they have icies! – Ling
I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. – Master Tang

I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non dairy to!

If you are the chosen one you must bear the mark

It is evil. It is so evil. It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good. I think it’s great ’cause it’s so bad.

It would leave my tiny, sensitive balls open for attack.

Jump that wall if your so great..up, up and away uggh…..Now we will learn whos the best..face the foot style, howd ya like it..I’m sure on some planet your style is impressive, but you weak link is, this is earth…how bout my nuts to your fist style hi-ya……..please stop, wimp-lo sucks as a fighter, a child could beat himI’m gonna count to three and if I hear one more freakin squeek I’m gonna take his shoes and shove them up his-chosen one master paynes in town!

killing is wrong. there should be another word for killing, like bad-wrong or badong. yes, killing is badong. i shall devote my life to the opposite of killing which is gnillik.

Knock Knock, Whose there? Your ass thats about to get kicked

Let me know if you see a Radio Shack.

Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata hiding amoungst the candy hoping the kids don’t break through with the stick

Let…me know…if you see…a RadioShack…

Ling: i loved him… he was like a friend to me… and now hes dead… except for his hair and nails… dead…. WAAAA

Ling: Rub it all in my hair

Ling: Tell me, whatcha thinking?
Chosen: About how best to deal with Betty.
Ling: But you’ve mastered your technique. You should be able to beat him now.
Chosen: I’m sorry?
Ling: But you’ve mastered your technique. You should be able to beat him now.
Chosen: I got everything up till the last part. Up until…You should be able.
Ling: You should be able…to BEAT him now.

Chosen: Perhaps, but wooden dummies don’t fight back. While i’m ripping out the caps, i’m completely defenseless. For instance, the first move could be like this…I could leap like a FREAK, then throw in a back stabbing eel-strike…BUT, he’d have a clear shot at my ribs. I could always pretend i’m a bird…but that would just looked stupid and leave my small sensitive balls completely exposed. The best approach would be to go for both caps at once. No matter what the tactic, they all have a flaw.

Chosen: No matter, I think I have an idea.

listen and listen well i really like the band nsync my favorite memeber is harpo i think theres a harpo if not there should be i will write there next hit maybe a boom boom chickie chickie boom boom

Listen and listen well. I really like the band Nsync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there is a Harpo. If not there should be. I could write their next big hint uhh boom boom chicka chicka boom boom

Listen, and listen well. I really like the band ‘Nsync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there’s a Harpo. If not, there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe. A-boom-boom chickie-chickie boom-boom boom-chickie chaka-chaka-choo-choo.

Look, Ling, those curly-cues on your face make me so hot I can’t think straight!

Master Betty: Hmmm. I’ll kill him. I’ll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.

Master Tang: Again!
Training Students: One of us…is wearing…a push-up…bra.

Mayor: Master Betty, might I inquire…what is the evil councils plan?
Betty: Nrrrr ha ha…it is evil…nrrrrr…it is sooooo evil…it is a bad bad plan…that will hurt…many…people…that are good.

Mayor: That tiny net was sure genious. At this very moment, he is out in a field, rotting like a papaya, while we are cozy in here, living the good life.
Betty: Nyaa ha ha, yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It’s a net…and it’s tiny.

Mmmmm…tiger…tiger, tiger, tiger. *turns page* Bird…birdy, birdy, birdy…mmmmm. -Betty

Mmmmmm…momento. -Betty

MT: *coughing*
B: Do you need a glass of water or something?
MT: *hacking, clearing throat*
B: Jeez, at least cover your mouth! We’re all going to get it!

MT: Goodbye, Sally.
B: It’s Betty, you son of a pig. The name is Betty!

My finger points!

My nipples look like Milk Duds

Narrator: At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuble lesson… Those iron claws hurt like CRAP, man!

Narrator: The child had grown into a man. Raised in the bottom of a gully, he was raised by rodents. Having no true home. He wandered the wilderness in the one who stole his life. So on he walked…and sometimes drove…and occasionally, partied with the desert creatures (Chosen dancing with animals around campfire). Little did he know, that before him lied a mystical road…(Chosen approaches a fighter)

Fighter: Your days are over, mister.

He lived under constant attack…(Chosen One fighting) What they did not accomplish as a child, they sought to finish…(more fighting)…Through his adversity, he learned to fight…(chops out a bikini out of fighter’s clothes)…and fight well.

no don’t wimp-lo sucks as a fighter a child could beat him

No, don’t do that, it hurts. -Master Doe
It’s good, it’s gooood. -Master Tang
No, I have a wound there. -Master Doe
Come on, don’t spoil everything…this works for both of us…-Master Tang

Nobody say anything to mom

Nomushufasa: Chosenbaone…you must find ur part in the great circle of…(looks confused) shtuff.

Now everybody obey Master Betty or He’ll cut off your big toe.
MMMM, Thats Tender

ohh.. ah-so cuuute… buh-bye

Our…sexual…preference…is…our…own…business. -Students Training

People have said I do things that are not correct to do…I do not believe in talk such as this. I am a nice man with happy feelings. First a joke, what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord….my ass. Nyaa ha ha ha ha…ENOUGH! – Betty

Shirt ripper! -Betty

simmba my name is not simba wel anyways my name is mooshoofassa

skeaky shoes

So, what you guys doing later, huh? I was just going to hang out, but maybe we can get a pizza or, you know, scam some chicks or something, right? ‘Cause, um, I don’t know. I do like the ladies, you know. I do like ’em. I like-a them, and they like-a me back.

Students: One,,of us,,,is wearing.. a push=up bra….it’s lacy and cute…and provides… support!

swinging the chain, swinging the chain

Swinging the chain…swinging the chain.

Take me man meat we o we


That’s like his stomach chunk on the ground.


the chosen one learned a valuable lesson that day steel claws hirt like crap

They’re aliens!!! And they’re French!!!

This works for the both of us

Umm guys…he said something about throwing us off…guys…umm guys maybe we should…umm…guys…guys…umm. Oh well, don’t tell mum.

Water… everywhere. Im getting all wet. Im falling! You’re falling! WHAAAAAAAAAALE!!!

We are both ventriloquist…ventriloguists, ventriloquists…we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day.
1) He carries a basquet.
2) He carries a paper roll.
…and we don’t have cysts, but one thing is sure my friend, we are both ventriloquists.

We are two ventriloquists, but now we’re upside down. He swings a little more, he swings a little less but we are still two ventriloquists.

we are vantriliquists, vantriliquists, vantriliquists…

We will meet again, many many times…in the sequel.

We’re children! We’re children! -(Children in street waving sparklers)

We’re children, we’re children we’re children!!!

What are you guys doing later? I was just going to hang out, but maybe we could get a pizza…or scam some chicks or something, right? -Betty

Who are you? The king of the large, dark nipple people?

wile making a demostration of his powers:
betty: ¿what’s your time?
all: ¡hammer time!

Wimp Lo: But master…(squeaky shoe sound)
Master Tang: (sigh) Again with the squeaky shoes.
Wimp Lo: But master, I thought that one day I could be the chosen one.
Tang: Shut up!
Wimp Lo: But Master!
Tang: Sit down!
Wimp Lo: Arrghhh!
Tang: Please forgive Wimp Lo, he is an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong…as a joke.
Wimp Lo: Hiya!…Oooowwaaaa…If you’ve got an ass…I’ll kick it!

Wimp Lo: Take a close look, ‘cuz I rule, baby! Chosen One: And who do you rule… the large dark-nipple people?

you broke a thermometer im my hand

You go that way… I’ll go home.

You have helped me reach the next level…and here I was thinking you were just a sadistic psycho bitch. -Chosen One

You just keep getting stranger and stranger.

You killed my family…and I don’t like that kind of thing. -Chosen One

Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. You think losing is winning.

Your curly-Q’s make me so hot I can’t think straight!

Your days are over mister.

Your days are over, Mithter.

your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak, however it will be impossible for us to help you.

CO: i implore you to reconsider
MT: hmm O.K

Your story makes my heart heavy, and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.

Your story makes my heart heavy, my prostate weak, my bladder full to burst.

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