Movie Quotes from Knockaround Guys: Quotes from the movie Knockaround Guys

(taylor): look at this guy, Why don’t you go to Gristiti’s, get yourself a Butterball!

*Matty*Ya know sometimes I think I oughtta change my name. *Chris* Nah I need the name..gets me laid once a week…at least.

1:our lost and found? ya, its around back 2:cuz u wudnt want to missplace your cow or anything.


A. five hundred? B. what? A. five hundred street fights. When I was a kid, I figured you had to go through five hundred street fights to be considered a legitimate tough guy. So I got busy.

Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s rainin


Howdy Sidewinder, Take Your Best Shot…. Gotcha! Howdy Sidewinder, Take Your Best Shot… Got me….

I got shoes older than you, kid. And tougher, too.

I will kick you upright like a fucking field goal

I’ll tell you, you learn a lot of things on your way to 500, but none more important than this…. (breaks the guys nose with his head)


In the old days, you could just whack a guy and be done with it. Now everyone’s feelings are involved.

is 500 enough…500 what….500 street fights…see i think if youve been in 500 street fights than you can consider yourself a tough guy

Marbles?? He’s half retarded. And that’s the GOOD half!

Matty : Cops are involved.
Chris Scarpa : Dirty Fucking cops.
Teddy Deserve : Yeah, he said cops.

Taylor: 5 hundred. Brucker: 5 hundred what douche bag. Taylor: 5 hundred fights. That’s the number I figured when I was a kid. 5 hundred street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience to develop leather skin, so I got started. Along the way you forget about being tough and all that, it stops being the point. You look past the silliness of it all but then you realize that’s what you are. Brucker: Listen I got no problem with you. Taylor:You know you learn a lot of things on the way to 5 hundred but none more important than this!!!!!

Total bacon, dude!

What are you doin? What are you a fuckin ballerina now? No, its Tai Chi, Im refining my center. Im cramped up from bein in that fuckin plane all night. Also its a deadly art, HUHHHH. Your a fuckin hardon! That hurt, I absorbed the impact though. Shut the fuck up!

You are unlikeable.

You don’t look like your average Latino Stick up Boys.

You the guy who runs this place? Huh, you the guy I come to if I want to sort some things out? – No Im (blank name), Im the guy who asks what the fuck you want.

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