Abner Deveraux-Armageddon is coming to this park tonight. peter-We don’t work with a second act,Deveraux! Besides,Armageddon is a lame group!
Abner Devereaux[shouting]-I will destroy you! ALL OF YOU! And you,you Kiss,WILL BE MY INSTRUMENT!!
Calvin Richards[after Abner Deveraux is defeated by Kiss]-He created Kiss to destroy Kiss,and he lost.
Melissa-What’s that? Gene-It’s a cosmic force field which protects our talisman. Melissa-Pretty mystical!
Paul-Easy,Catman,they are serious! Ace[in a totally gay sounding voice]-And they’ve got guns!!
Paul-It’s Sam! Ace-I wonder what his trip is? Gene-His trip’s a trap! Peter-Let’s spring it!
Paul-What do you compute,Space Ace? Ace-Insufficient data at the moment,Starchild!
Paul-You’re looking for someone,but it’s not Kiss!
Peter-If they fell into the wrong hands… Gene-There ARE no wrong hands except OURS,we must protect the power!!
Snede[head security guard]They’re avoiding us! Calvin Richards[owner of Magic Mountain]-With a look like that,your mother would avoid you!
Star Child: What do you compute, Space Ace?
Space Ace: Insufficient data at the moment, Star Child!
[After a robot cat’s head falls off] Ace-They always lose their heads over you,Paul!
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