Movie Quotes from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Quotes from the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
(1) You must be.. Anyway (2) Gay P****? (1) Yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. I guess you guys are old buddies. (2) 5 years. (1) Wow, 5 years.. Still gay? (2) Me? No. I’m knee deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can’t get rid of it.
–Hi. What do you do for a living?
–I invented dice.
–You put a live round in that gun?
–Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance.
–Eight? Who taught you math?
1) You know what you’ll find if you look up idiot in the dictionary? 2) a picture of me? 1) no! the definiton of hte word idiot, which you fucking are!
Bear on TV Ad: Drink Genaro beer! But then, what do I know? I’m a bear. I suck the heads off of fish!
Detective lessons tomorrow.
Do not play detective. This is not a book. This is not a movie.
Harmony: Well, for starters, she’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.
Harry: Yeah, I heard about that. It was neck-and-neck and then she skipped lunch.
Harold use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight
Harry: Didn’t your father ever tell you he loved you? Perry: Yeah, when he would beat it on me in Morse code.
Harry: Still gay?
Perry: No, knee-deep in pussy. I just love the name so much I can’t get rid of it.
I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
Now that I’m in L.A., I go to parties.
Now, get this, they’re screen-testing me. Is that wild? One minute I’m boosting X-boxes in the East Village the next I’m sipping champagne in L.A.
Perry: I call it my faggot gun
Harry: Why is that?
Perry: Cos it’s only good for a couple of shots, then you gotta ditch it for something better.
Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap.
Harry: Really? That happened?
Perry: No. Idiot.
Perry: Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you’re wondering who the best boy is, it’s somebody’s nephew, um, don’t forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
Rule number one: This business, real life, it’s boring.
See, this is what I’m talking about. Old school. Method.
So this evening, was it Jonny Gossamer enough for you?
Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you’re wondering who the best boy is, it’s somebody’s nephew, um, don’t forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
This is every shade of wrong.
This isn’t good cop, bad cop.
This was like two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? That’s unusual, right?
Why in pluperfect hell did you pee on the corpse?
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