(A)I have a headache. (B) Maybe it’s a tumor. (A)It’s not a tumor.
–They’re six-year-old kids. How much trouble can they be?
–On second thought, you better take the gun.
-Boys have a penis! Girls have a vagina!
hahahahahah
-well! You taught them the basics! That’s important.
-Our mom says our dad’s a real sex machine.
-Good.
-Whats the matter?
-I have a headache.
-It might be a tumor.
-Its not a TOOMUH!!!!
1) Aren’t you going to break it up?
2) No, two more days of this and he’ll quit.
1) Do you happen to know anyone that isn’t better than me? 2) I don’t know that many people.
1) If he bites you, you get rabies and you die 2)Now that’s not true, he never bites
1) Maybe it’s a tumor 2) It’s not a tumor!!
1) Reading, writing arithmetic 2) Reading, writing arithmetic
1) Too much homework makes me seek 2)Too much homework makes me seek
1) When it comes to pass the test 2)When it comes to pass the test
1) Kindergarten is the best!! 2) Kindergarten is the best!!!
1) This is a ferret. 2) What’s a ferret? 1) THIS is a ferret.
1)How was it? 2) (with face pressed on the bed so it sounds all muffled) Go away
1: I can’t let him see me without my makeup!
2: None of us are wearing makeup.
1: You’re married, you’re allowed to look like slobs.
1: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. [cocks gun] My name is John Kimble, and I love my car.
2: Oh, man, we’re just gonna keep an eye on it, alright?
1: They’re six year olds. How much trouble can they be?
2: On second thought, take the gun.
1: Where’s my grandson? 2: I don’t know… 1: {shoots the wall} WHERE’S MY GRANDSON? 2: Go to hell! 1: That’s where you’re going! 3: {beats the hell out of 1} You’re not so tough without your CAR, are ya?
Mr. Kimbell your my herom.
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Come on cindy, i’ll even cook ‘ya dinner!
DOMINIC GET DOWN!!!
First………..I would like to just get to know you!
Hey mister, what happened to your dog?
I am the party pooper!
i’m a cop you ediot
I’m a cop you idiot
I’m a cop you idiot !
I’m a cop you idiot!
I’m a cop, you idiot!
i’m gonna ask you a bunch of questions and want then answered immediatly
i’m not a policeman, i’m a princess
I’m not a policeman, I’m a PRINCESS!
I’m the party pooper!
I’m the party pooper.
I’ve never seen someone so little eat so much!
Im A cop you idiot
im detective john kimble!
Is your wife OK sir? Compared to what?
Is your wife okay sir? P2: Compared to what?
It’s NOT a TUMAH!!
It’s not a tumor!
It’s not a tumor.
JOYCE! Where’s Dominck?!
Just don’t throw up on me.
Kid: Mr. Kimbell Your my hero
Kimball: Allow me to introduce myself. {PULLS OUT HUGE GUN} My name is John Kimball. And I LOVE my car.
Kindergarten is like the ocean. You don’t want to turn your back on it.
Little Boy: Mr. Kimbell Your my hero
Lowell: Did she die?
Hagley: No, Lowell, she went to see someone.
Lowell: Did they die?
Hagley: No!
Lowell: Everyone dies you know.
Hagley: Yes, but not for a long, long time.
Mr. Kimbel are you allright?
Mr. Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet.
Emma: I’m not a policeman, I’m a princess.
Mr. Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet.
Emma: I’m not a policeman, I’m a princess!
Mr. Kimble: Take it back!
Emma: All right.
My dad doens’t do anything since the crassssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My dad hasn’t done anything since the craash.
My dad works on computers all day and erm…. he has a mustach and a beard. right? yeahhe dosent have that much hair and his head is so bald that he cant wear any hats!
My dad’s a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long.
My name is John Kimball and i love my car.
No more complaining! No more Mr. Kimble, I have to go to the bathroom! Nothing! There is no bathroom!
Not so tough without your car, are you?
Now I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.
O’HARA: We’re not who you think we are.
KIMBALL: We’re police officers.
oh phoebe o’hara stick that cattle prong up my ass and let me feel it. I touched dominick’s chocalate starfish and then made him lick my finger
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! (Governor Schwarzenagger)
Some random dude: Hey, who the hell are you? Arnold: I’m the party pooper
STOP IT!
The real action is in kindergarten.
They’re horrible!
They’re only six years old. How much trouble can they be? On second thoughts, take the gun.
They’re six year olds. How much trouble can they be? On second thought, take the gun.
What happened to your dog? its not a dog, its a ferret!
Who is your Daddy and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
You cant just come in here and put a gun in my face, i’m tring to get a manicure!
You don’t understand. I have nowhere else to go. I have nothing else to do. I’m gonna be with you days, nights, weekends, holidays. I’m gonna hang out with you until the end of time.
You like to eat other people’s lunches? Stop it!
you should be cleaning up the paint, you should be reading stories about bears that go shopping.
You’re not so touph without your CAR, are ya??
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No more Mr. Kimble I have to use the bathroom!…….THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!!!