Movie Quotes from Just Friends: Quotes from the movie Just Friends

(Singing) Forgiveness is more than saying sorry.

.no its ok i’m good with my water…..mmmm..i’m stuffed!

1. She’s okay. She’s got her toothpaste. 2. Blueberry.

1. Was this one of your plans? 2. Yeah, I planned for you to set the plane on fire!

1. When you become friends, you become a completely nonsexual entity in her eyes. Like her brother, or a lamp. 2. I don’t want to be a lamp.

1. You have her picture on her wall? 2. Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago! 3. What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?

1.Where’s your Chris? 2. I’ll never tell you anything! 1. Oh yeah? *sticks her tongue in his mouth and starts licking it* 2. He’s with his lover!*faints*

After so many years of you being the biggest tease, trust me, I am so over myself.

Am I being punked?! Ashton! where are you Ashton! you Totally got me!

Chris: if she wants mr rogers, then im going to show her the biggest pussy she has ever seen

Clark: You’re Chris Brander. You’re Hollywood, you date models. He’s Dusty Dinkleman, he’s Jersey, he skis in his jeans. It’s Dinkleman, it’s Dusty Dinkleman.


forgiveness is more than saying sorry. to forgive is to devine, so lets have a glass of wine, and have make up sex till the end of time, time, time , time, TIME! more than saying sorry..which one of yooh aseholes change dthe key on me..itz bin the same key 4 the last 5 takes..uze r all assholessssssss

He’s with his lover.

I brand you, Suckster!

I messed with your head for 3 days, you’ve been torturing me since the 6th grade.

I wanna lick your face off

I was trying to be all domesticated, like that skank you were banging behind my back.

I’m Busy, Ya Stupid Dick!

I’m going to go smoke some illegal drugs, engage in intercourse with a diease infested prostite, and take the lords name in vain.

I’m Samantha James, bitch!

It’s like the Michael Bolton starter kit.

It’s ok, I like other girls too. Darla.

Jaime: What about you? I practically throw myself at you the other night and you did nothing!
Chris: And now you know how it feels. I’m outta here.

Jamie doesn’t date nice guys. She puts them in the friends zone and tortures the shit out of them.

Just another bee in the hive my friend, just another bee.

Let’s go Chris, there’s pee on the floor. *hiss*

No you have fun, being the girl who peaked in high school.

Oh, the big speech.

Raise your hand if you’re brother’s a homo!

Samantha: Chris! Chris! Chris!
Chris: I’m busy!!
Samantha: I’m busy, you stupid dick!

Samantha: Chris!!! Chris!!!!
Chris: WHAT!!! IM BUSY!!
Samantha: I’m Busy You Stupid Dick!

Samantha: Ouch!Why don’t you like me? Chris: It’s a little hard to answer with a taser in my balls!

Samantha:I wanna lick your SKIN off.
Chris: I’d rather you didn’t
Samantha: Oh but I want to
Chris: No
(she jumps on him)
Samantha: Oh you’re gonna get it
Chris: I don’t want it..

This is a Pontiac Grand Prix!

We’ll be the best management team since Jessica Simpson and her father. Excpet we can *rowr* and they can’t. ‘Cause it’s illegal, I looked it up.

When Jamie smiles it takes me miles to where I’m unsure, When Jamie smiles I relise shes no ordinary girl..No no, No ordinary girl..No No..

Would you two like to join us in a carrol to celebrate the birth of our lord?

You can have other girls, I like girls, DARLA

You don’t deserve a penis!

You got five bucks that I could, like have?

You’ll always be fat to me, Chris!

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