Movie Quotes from Jurassic Park: Quotes from the movie Jurassic Park

lets take a look at this six foot turkey shall we.Unlike t-rex you stand still and he’l lose you, you stare at him him he just stares right back.Thats when the attack comes,not from the front…but from the sides.The other two raptors you didnt even know they were there.And he slashes at you with this,a six inch razor claw on the middle tow.He doesnt bother to ri your bother to rip you jacket off like a lion oh no.He cuts you here or here or maybe across the belly spilling your intestines.The point is your alive when they start to eat you,so start giving a little bit of more respect from now on.

‘That is a big pile of shit.’

‘We can make it if we run.’ ‘No we can’t.’

‘We can make it if we run.’ No; we can’t. ‘Why not?’ Because we’re being hunted.

‘Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.’

(Finds Ian Malcom with a broken leg)
Ellie: Should we chance moving him?
(T-rex roars close by)
Ian: Please, chance it!

(laughing, snarling)
You’ll have to used to Dr. Malcolm. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality…especially for a mathemetician.’
Chaotician…Chaotician, actually. John doesn’t subscribe to chaos, particularly what it has to say abot his little science project.
Codswallop, Ian. You’ve never bene able to sufficiently explain your concerns about the island.
Oh, John John. Because of the behavior of the system in phase space?
A load, if I may say so of fashionable number crunching.
Is not.

…dinosaurs eat man, women inherit the earth.

1) Man! I hate trees. 2) They don’t bother me. 1) Well, you weren’t in the last one.

1) There should be a large, green button that says Push To Close. (pause)…push it.

1) Well…we’re back…in the car again. 2) Well, at least you’re out of the tree.

1)God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs…
2) Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth…

1)God creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaur 2)dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

1)You shouldn’t use my name.
2) Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.

1. – Where does he think he’s going? 2. – When you gotta go, you gotta go.

1. Should we chance moving him? 2. Please, chance it.

1. There is no doubt that our attractions will drive children out of their minds.
2. What are those?
3. Small versions of adults, honey.

1. We can make it if we run.
2. No, we can’t.
1. Why not?
2. Because we are being hunted.
1. Oh God.

1. Where did you find those? 2. In a box under my seat. 1. Are they heavy? 2. Yeah. 1. Then there expensive, put them back.

1. You shouldn’t use my name. 2. Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.

1.He left us! he left us! 2. But that’s NOT what I’M going to do.

1.There’s nothing I can do.The captain says we gotta go,we gotta go.2.No,listen you gotta give me the time,I did a test run on this thing took me 20 minutes.Thought maybe I could push it to 18,but you gotta give me at least 15 minutes,give me 15 minutes.3.No promises.

1/_Don’t use my name
2/_Dodson… Dodson!!… We got Dodson here!… nobody cares

Clever girl.

We have a T-rex.

We’re gonna make a fortune with this place.

AD LINE: *An Adventure 65 Million Years In The Making*

ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word(repeats over and over)

Alex: What’s gonna happen to the goat? Is it going to EAT the goat?
Lawyer: What’s the matter, kid, you never had lamb chops?

Babies smell!

because grants like me,…is a digger.

boy do i hate being right all the time.

Boy, do I hate being right all the time…

Dennis Nedry: Want the stick huh huh, go fetch the stick. No wonder you got extinct when I get back in my car I’m gonna run right over you.

Dino…….droppings, droppings?

Dinosaur eats man….woman inherits the earth.

Dodgson:You shouldn’t use my name.Nedry:Dodgson!Dodgson!We got Dodgson here!See,nobody cares.Nice hat.What are you trying to look like,a secret agent?

Does anyone hear that? Its an impact tremor is what it is. I’m fairly alarmed here…

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Satler, welcome… to Jurassic Park!

Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler. Welcome to Jurassic Park

Elle: Dinosaurs eat men, women inherits the earth

Ellie:SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

God creates earth, God creats dinosaur, god destroys dinosaur. God creats man, man destroys god, Man creates dinosaur. Dinosaur destroys man, woman inherits the earth.

Hold on to your butts.

Hold onto your butts.

I bring the scientists, you bring the rock star.

I bring the scientists, you bring the rockstar.

I brought you people down here to defend me and the only one I have on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!!

I dont blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask they pay for them.

I have to see the dinosaurs droppings. Dinosaurs drop…drop…droppings…droppings?

I was overwhelmed by the power of this place; but I made a mistake, too. I didn’t have enough respect for that power and it’s out now. The only thing that matters now are the people we love: Alan and Lex and Tim. John, they’re out there where people are dying.

I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it, you want to sell it!

I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it, you want to sell it!

I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it, you want to sell it!

IAN …IAN…..MMMMM…REMIND ME TO THANK JOHN FOR A LOVELY WEEKEND

Ian Malcolm: So now I’m sitting here, alone, uh, talking to myself. Thats Chaos.

Ian Malcom: Must go faster

Ian:1)God creates dinosaurs 2)God destroys dinosaurs 3)God creates man 4)Man destroys God 5)Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie:6)Dinosaurs eat men… 7)Women inherit the earth. *crawls closer to the window*
Ian & Alan: *looks over at Ellie*
Alan: *smiles*

Ian:Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here,um…staggers me.
Donald:Well, thank you, Dr.Malcolm, but I think things are a little bit different… then what you and I feared.
Ian:Yeah. They’re alot worse.
Donald:Now wait just a second. We haven’t even seen the park yet, and you– John:No, Donald. Donald, let him talk. I want to hear every veiwpoint. I really do.
Ian:Yeah. Don’t you see the danger, uh, John, inherent in what your doing here? Genetic power’s the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that found his dad’s gun.
Donald:It’s harldy appropriate to start hurling generalizations– Ian: *stammering* If I may. Um, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re useing here. Uh, it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You know, you read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselfs, so you don’t take responsibility…for it. You stood on the shoulders guniueses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box. *banging table* And now you’re selling it. You want to sell it. Well–
John:I, I don’t think you’re giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody’s ever done before.
Ian:Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
John:Condors. Condors are on the verge of extinction.
Ian:No!
John:If I was to-
Ian:No,no.
John:If I was to create a flock of condors, you wouldn’t have anything to say.
Ian:Hold on. This isen’t some species that was obliterated by deforestation…or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs, uh, uh, had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.
John:I simply don’t understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery and not act?
Ian:Oh, what’s so g

Ian:Gee, the lack of humility before nature that’s being displayed here,um…staggers me.
Donald:Well, thank you, Dr.Malcolm, but I think things are a little bit different… then what you and I feared.
Ian:Yeah. They’re alot worse.
Donald:Now wait just a second. We haven’t even seen the park yet, and you– John:No, Donald. Donald, let him talk. I want to hear every veiwpoint. I really do.
Ian:Yeah. Don’t you see the danger, uh, John, inherent in what your doing here? Genetic power’s the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that found his dad’s gun.
Donald:It’s harldy appropriate to start hurling generalizations– Ian: *stammering* If I may. Um, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re useing here. Uh, it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You know, you read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselfs, so you don’t take responsibility…for it. You stood on the shoulders of guniueses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunch box. *banging table* And now you’re selling it. You want to sell it. Well–
John:I, I don’t think you’re giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody’s ever done before.
Ian:Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
John:Condors. Condors are on the verge of extinction.
Ian:No!
John:If I was to-
Ian:No,no.
John:If I was to create a flock of condors, you wouldn’t have anything to say.
Ian:Hold on. This isen’t some species that was obliterated by deforestation…or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs, uh, uh, had their shot, and nature selected them for extinction.
John:I simply don’t understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist. I mean, how can we stand in the light of discovery and not act?
Ian:Oh, what’s s

Ian:God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man; woman inherits the earth.

Ian:Think they’ll have THAT on the tour?

If the pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t try to eat the tourists.

It could be worse Johnny, a lot worse…

It could have been worse Johnny, a lot worse…

It shouldn’t be here… It shouldn’t be here. That plant’s been extinct for over two million years.

John! John! I can’t get Jurassic Park back on-line without Dennis Nedry.

John: Its just a delay, all majour theme parcks have delays.

Ian Malcom: Yeah but John, when the Pirates of the Carrabean breaks down the pirates dont eat the tourists!

Lex: YUCK!
TimeL Oh great, now she’ll never try anything new, she’ll just sit in her room alday playing on her compuer.
Lex: Im a hacker!
Tim: thats what I said your aw nerd.
Lex: Im not a computer nerd I prefer to be called a hacker!

life finds a way.

Life finds it way

Look at the blood.

Malcolm: Yeah but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

Malcom: God creates dinosaur, god destroys dinosaur, god creates man, man creates dinosaur, man destroyes god.
Dr. Sattler: Dinosaur eats man, woman enherit the earth.

Man creates dinasours, dinasours eat man, and women inherit the earth

Man, I hate computers

Maybe it’s the power trying to come back on.

Must go faster, must go faster…

Must go faster.

Nedry:(after being spit in the eyes):Ahhhhh!Haaahhh!I’m gonna die!

No wonder you’re extinct.

now eventually you ..you do have dinasours on ur..on ur dino tour right….helloo..[nock, nock ] yes…………..i really hate that man

Now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right?………hello……..yes??

Now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour right??…..hello……yes?

Now that is one big pile of shit.

Now were do you think his running to
Hey whne you got to go you got to go

Now, eventauly you do plan to have dinosaurs, on your dinosaur tour right?…hello [knoks on the camera]….hello hello [breaths on the camera] yes??

Oh my God. Do you know what this is? This is a dinosaur egg. The dinosaurs are breeding.

ON BANNER: See What it Was Like When DINOSAURS RULES THE EARTH!

Person #1 – Must…go…faster…. Person #2 – Get off the bloody stick!!

Robert: Get off the stick! Bloody move!

SHOOT HER! SHOOOOT HER!

Some systems may go up and down but it’s nothing to worry about
Nedry

Spared no expense

Spared no expense!

Spared no expense.

That is one big pile of shit

That’s one big pile of crap.

They’re, uh, flocking this way.

Think they’ll have that on the tour

Think they’ll have THAT on the tour?

uh uh uh! uh uh uh! you didn’t say the magic word! uh uh uh! uh uh uh!

Um are those meat eating, uh meatasaureses?

WE HAVE A T REX

We spared no expense.

What do they got in ther? King Kong?

What have they got in there King Kong?

When you gotta go, you gotta go

WHERS THE GOAT ……..

White_Rabbit_Object. Whatever that did, it did it all.

Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists

Yes, John. But when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.

You bred raptors?

You could run this entire park for up to three days with minimal staff. Do you think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? Do you know anyone who network three connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if you can I’d like to see ’em try! — I’m sorry for your financial problems Nedry, but they are your problems.. — Oh you’re right John, you’re absolutely right, you know everything’s my problem.. — I will not get drawn into another financial debate with you Dennis, I really will not. — You hardly ever debate at all.. — I don’t blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them. — Thanks dad.. — Dennis, the headlights? — Yeah, I’ll debug the tour program when they get back. It’ll eat alot of compute cycles, you know there’s a fine line amount of memory, you can’t use it for everything, what are you going to do? Compile for a half an hour — Quiet! All of you! They’re approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock..

You don’t have to tell me, I know how to read a Schematic!

you got kids? Hell ya, I love kids I’ve got three of em. Married? Occasionally

You never had control, that’s the illusion. I was overwhelmed by the power of this place, but that power is out now.

You read what others had done and you took the next step!

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything.

[beeping]…whats wrong …..fences are failing all over the park. find nedry ..check the vending machines

[stomp………stomp………stomp] does uuuuuhhh…..dose anyone hear that….[stomp]..its a impact term..thats what it is..[stomp]…im farlly alarmed hear

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