1. Hey, that guy’s an asswipe! 2. Hey! 1. Sorry, I meant ass-guy.
1. Hey, that’s the ten item lane, you can’t go there. 2. What are you gonna do about it? 1. Doesn’t anybody care that this guy has way more than ten items in his cart? 3. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
1. HEY, WATCH IT ASS…GUY! 2. Nice save!
1. Hey. Joe, squash tomorrow? 2. Yeah, but let’s find some players that can actually play. 1. I hear that.
1. It’s just biology lab, I can make it up. 2. It’s not JUST a biology lab, it’s a decision that’s going to affect you the rest of your life. First you would miss class, then you won’t go into the right college and then- 1. And you’re a middle-aged guy fighting in the parking lot, huh?
1. You must have balls of steel! (response is to tap his groin with his squash racket making a tapping sound)
1.(reads movie poster) Maximum Punishment. 2. No, Maximum Punishment was watching the damn thing.
I am going to kick Mark McKinney’s ass, YEAH!!!
You gotta have people in your life that are there for you, whether you’re somebody or not.
Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Joe Somebody’: Quotes from the movie ‘Joe Somebody’
