Movie Quotes from Jackie Brown: Quotes from the movie Jackie Brown

M:I don’t think there’s any harm in that. He’s a just a young guy havin’ fun being a cop. I know the type type, trust me on this. He’s more interested in Ordell than the money.If he’s gonna do anything suspect, it’ll be cutting corners to get the conviction; he’s not interested in the money, it’s evidence.
J: What about you Max?
M: What? If I was in Nicolet’s place?
J: No, I mean you, right now. Not it you were somebody else.
M: If I had a chance to walk off with a shopping bag full of money, would I take it?

#1. Is Max there?
#2. He ain’t here?
#1. Where he at?
#2. Out of town.
#1. Give me his phone number?
#2. No!! I’ll give you his beeper number.
#1. Alright! Bring out the beeper number nigga.

#1. Who the fuck is this.
#2. It’s your benefactor nigga. Open up.
#1. Nigga!!!

1) That’s Beaumont. 2) Who’s Beaumont? 1) An employee I had to let go.

1)How can I help you? 2)Where can I put my ash? 1)You can use that coffee cup on the desk

1)I need a favor 2)That requires me goin out tonight? 1)A bit 2)Awwwwww man! I wasn’t plannin on goin no place. It’s twelve o’clock…I’m home, I’m high – 1)And why the fuck you at home? Cause I spent ten thousand dollars gettin your ass home.

1)I wanna help you but I don’t wanna be locked in the trunk of no car. 2)You think I wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass? Answer the question, nigga. Do you think I wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass? Yes or no? 1)Course you didn’t 2)But the only way to help you was to do that, so I did it. Okay, how bout this? After we’re through fuckin with these Koreans, I’ll take you to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles. My treat. Just think, man, that Roscoe’s special, smothered in gravy and onions. Get a side of red beans and rice. Umm, that’s some good eatin’

1)When did you get out of jail? 2)Four days ago 1)Where at? 2)Susanville 1)How long? 2)Two months shy of four years 1) Four years? 2)Uh-huh 1)What for? 2)Bank robbery 1)Really? I’m impressed. Four years…that’s a long fuckin time.

1)Who was that? 2)That was Beaumont 1)Who was Beaumont? 2)An employee I had to let go. 1)What did he do? 2)He put himself in a situation where he was gonna have to do ten years in the penetentiary, that’s what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know that there aint no way in hell ha can do ten years. And if you know that, you know Beaumont’s gonna do any dam thing Beaumont can do to keep from doin those ten years including telling the Federal government everything they want to know about my ass. Now that, my friend, is a clear case of him or me. And you best believe it ain’t gonna be me. You know what I’m sayin’? You gonna come in on this with me, you gotta be prepared to go all the way. I got me so far over a half million dollars sittin’ in lockboxes in a bank in Cabo San Lucas. Me and Mr. Walker make us one more delivery, I’m gonna have over a million. You think I’m gonna let this little cheese eatin’ nigga here fuck that up? Shit, you better think again. Before I let this deal get fucked up, I’ll shoot that nigga in the head and ten niggas look just like em. Understand what I’m sayin’? 1)Yeah 2)So we on the same page them? 1)I follow

1)Who’s that big Mandingo lookin nigga you gotcha arm around? 2)That’s Winston. He works here. 1)He’s a big one. You two tight? 2)Yeah 1)I bet it was your idea to take that picture wasn’t it?

1)You’re not my client until you get busted and I bond you out. 2)If there’s no, what do you call it, confidentiality between us, why would I tell you anything? 1)Cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are. You got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand. 2)Why would a stewardess bring me fifty grand? 1)You want me to speculate on what you do. I’d say you’re in the drug business, except the money’s moving in the wrong direction. Whatever you’re into, you seem to be getting away with it so more power to you. Okay, you want another bond and you want to move over the ten thousand you put down on Beaumont to the stewardess. That means paperwork. I have to get a death certificate, present it to the court, fill out a receipt for return of bond collateral, then type up another application.

1: Look, I hate to be the kind of nigga that does a nigga a favour, then BAM! hits a nigga up for a favour in return, but I’m afraid I gotta be that kind of nigga. 2: What? 1: I need a favour.

1: That shit’ll rob you of your ambitions. 2: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.


AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room…Accept no substitutes.

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes.


Baby Love.

But put that bad boy in a flick, every motherf****r out
there want one. I’m serious as a heart attack. When them Hong Kong flick’s came out, every nigga in the world had to have a forty-five. And they aint want one,they want two, ’cause all them nigga’s want to be the killer. What them flicks don’t tell you and what they don’t know, is that a .45 has a serious f****n’jammin’ problem. So I try and steer a customer towards a 9-millimeter.’cause it’s Damn near the same weapon, and aint got half the jammin’ problems. But you know how them niggas is out there , you can’t tell them shit. They
want a .45. The killer had a .45, they want a .45.

Come on man you know how do, black man shows up with ten thousand dollars first thing they want to know is where I got it. Then they want to keep a big chunk of it, start talkin’ that court cost shit, Fuck that noise jack I go through you!

FLOYD: What’s your drink, brother?
ORDELL: Screwdriver.
FLOYD: (to Jackie) How you doin’?
JACKIE: I’m fine.
FLOYD: Yes, you are.
Jackie: smiles
ORDELL: I bet you come here on a Saturday night, you need nigga repellent keep em off your ass.
JACKIE: I do okay.
ORDELL: You a fine lookin’ woman, Jackie. I bet you do a damn sight
better than okay.

Fuck you with your chill pill.

He moves his lips when he reads. What does that tell you?

I shot him.

I’m as serious as a heart attack.

I’ve got some ‘for your eyes only’ shit to show you won’t you step outside?

J:I make two deliveries. The first one with ten thousand, like a
dry run. They watch it. See how it works. Then we do a second delivery,when I bring in the half mill.
O:Naw, naw, that’s too much exposure. I ain’t goin anywhere near
that money.J:You don’t have to. I told ’em never pick up money. You always send someone, and I never know who it is.O:That’s a good idea.
J:If you just listen, you’ll see it’s a damn good idea.

Long time woman.

Melanie (sarcastic): Is it this isle, Louis?
Louis (frantically looking for the car): Yeah, down the end…
Melanie (cont.): You sure? Is it this one or the next one over??
Louis: This one.
Melanie: You sure…? (laughing at him)
Louis: Don’t say anything else, ok? I’m telling you, keep your mouth shut… (she starts to say something) I mean it. Don’t say one fucking word…
Melanie (even more sarcastically): Okay, Lou-is.
Louis: That’s it… (he takes out his gun, shoots her twice, and hurries off. Just then he finds the car).
Louis: See? Just where I fucking said it was.
(he jumps in and pulls up next to her body) Hey, look, I found it! (he drives away).

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass.

Now I try to steer my customers toward the 9mm because it’s damn near the same weapon and aint got half the jamming problems. but you know how them nigger’s out there. You cant tell ’em shit. They wanna 45. The kiler had a 45, they wanna 45

Now that there is a tech-9, a little cheap assed spray gun made outside miami. They retail for $380 I get ’em for 2 and sell ’em for 8, They advertive this gun as the most popular gun in american crime, can you believe that? it actually says that in the little booklet that comes with it, ‘The most popular gun in american crime’ like they proud of that shit!

O, R, D, E, L, L, R, O, B, B, I, E fourteen thirty-six Florence boulevard Compton nine zero two, two, two.
Ma: is that an apartment or a house?
O.R: That’s a house!

Oh Silly, you wanna see some Mother-F****N silliness. If I have to tell you to shut up one more time, I’m gonna shut you up!

She aint no damn good at it, but she like to fuck!

Sheaint as pretty as she used to be, and she bitch a whole lot more than she used to, but, she’s my fine little surfer girl . . . . . . and she’s white!

Shit’s expensive to man. made in from Austria. Now my
customers don’t know shit about it so there aint no demand for it (shakes galss) Baby, I really could use me some more ice.

Shut your raggedy ass up and sit the f**k down!

the ak 47

They fuckin wit her. They callin it possession with intent. A black woman in her forties gets busted with less than two ounces on her, they call that shit intent. Same shit happened to a movie star. It’s possession.

well bully for that nigga

What the F**k you doing banging on my door like the G*dd*mn police?? Wanna die??

You can’t trust Melanie, but you can trust Melanie to be Melanie.

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