–Don’t be such a baby. It’s only a flesh wound.
–Happens to be my flesh.
–I don’t very much if Van Gogh himself would have gone through so much trouble.
–He didn’t have to. He was Van Gogh!
1) For a burglar, you’re not very brave are you? 2) I’m a society burglar, I don’t expect people to rush about shooting me.
1) Your arm is much better. 2) –Oh no, it hurts, it hurts! *clutches arm* 1) It’s the other arm. 2) The infection is spreading.
1-If you knew it was worthless, why did you do it? 2-because(kisses her) 1-Oh- thats why!
1. I keep telling you, when you sell a fake masterpiece, it’s a crime! 2.But I don’t sell them to poor people, only to millionaires.
1.I can’t drive a stolen car! 2.Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse.
1.I feel like I’m going to faint! 2.Don’t, there’s no room.
1.There’s the bathroom, take off your clothes. 2.Are we planning the same sort of crime?
1.This tall, good-looking ruffian with blue eyes, he didn’t, er, molest you in any way, did he? Well, did he? 2.Not much.
1.Yes, that’s fine. That does it. 2.Does what? 1.Well, for one thing, it gives Givenchy a night off.
American millionaires must be all quite mad. Perhaps it’s something they put in the ink when they print the money.
Don’t you know that in his lifetime Van Gogh only sold one painting? While I, in loving memory of his tragic genius, have already sold two.
Well, it was pitch dark and there he was. Tall, blue eyes, slim, quite good-looking… in a brutal, mean way, Papa. A terrible man!
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