Movie Quotes from Hook: Quotes from the movie Hook

GOOD NIGHT NEVERLAND

What is this? Some kind of a Lord of the Flies preschool?!

You Know That Place Betweem Sleep And Awake,Where You’re Still Dreaming? That’s Where I’ll Always Think Of You. Thats Where I’ll Be Waiting -*TinkerBell

#1- One week and I’ll get him in shape and yo can have your dirty ol’ war. #2- It’s a trick Captain! Let me blast that buzzing vixen into pixie hell.

‘Are you Lady the Mighty Mouse?’

‘Firefly from Hell!’

‘I do not believe in fairies.’ ‘Everytime someone says ‘I don’t believe in fairies’, somewhere there’s a fairy that falls down dead.’ I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!! Oh my god, I think I killed it.’

‘Lost, lost, lost.’ ‘What did you lose?’ ‘I lost my marbles.’

‘Who am I?’ ‘You’re a…You’re a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother, and I don’t know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs, and you’re a very nice tiny person, and what am I saying, I don’t know who my mother was, I’m an orphan, and I’ve never taken drugs, because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.’ ‘Guess again.’

(after Hook kills him)
Rufio: You know what I wish? I wish I had a dad like you…

(kneeling): You are the Pan.

(On phone)Hey, have you been holding this whole time? No, neverland. Lost boys. Fighting captaing hook. Gotta go I have to climb a drainpipe. Why? Because I’m all out of fairy dust!

…and you had better deliver. Or no amount of clapping will bring you back from where *I* will send you.

1) I remember you being a lot bigger. 2) To a ten-year-old I’m huge.

1) I’m not a pirate, I’m a lawyer.
2) Kill the lawyer!!
1) No! I’m not that kind of lawyer!

1) I’ve forgotten how to fly. 2) One does.

1) I’ve just had an apostrophe 2) I think you mean an epiphone 1) Lightning has just struck my brain 2) That must hurt

1) That mean, scary man at the window took it. 2) There’s no mean, scary man. 1) But he says he’s a window washer!

1) This is it 2) Oh not again 1) Don’t try to stop me this time Smee. Don’t try to stop me this time, don’t you dare try to stop me this time Smee try to stop me…Smee you better get up off your ass and get over here Smee

1) To die would be a great adventure 2) Death is the only adventure you have left.

1) Who am I? 2) You’re a…You’re a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother, and I don’t know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs, and you’re a very nice tiny person, and what am I saying, I don’t know who my mother was, I’m an orphan, and I’ve never taken drugs, because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.

1) Who are you? 2) I’m Peter 1) You’re Peter? 2) Yes. 1) You’re Peter? 2) Yes. 1) You’re Peter? 2) Yes. Is there an echo in here? 1) No!

1)hey pockets 2)oh dontask!

1)hey pockets! catch! *throws food* 2) oh dont ask??!! *throws pie*

1)The police can do nothing 2)Maybe we should call the American police.

1. I admit this is the end! 2. Oh, no, not again! 1.(puts gun to head) My fingers on the trigger, Smee. This is it! Don’t try to stop me this time, Smee, don’t try to stop me this time, Smee, don’t you DARE try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me, Smee, you better get up off your ass, (Smee struggles with gun) you think this is a game? I’M COMMITING SUICIDE! (gunshot hits toy pirate ship)

1. I remember you being a lot bigger. 2. To a ten year old i’m huge.

1. I want to speak to a grown up! 2. All grown ups are pirates! We kill pirates! 1. I’m not a pirate, it just so happens that I am a lawyer! 2. KILL THE LAWYER! 1. I’m not that kind of lawyer!

1….and who do i look after. 2.Never bugs, small ones.

1: I’ve forgotten how to fly. 2: One does.

1: Substitute Chemistry teacher
2: Mung Tounge
1: Math Tutor
2: Pinhead
1: Prison Barber
2: Mother lover
1: Nearsighted gymecologist

Abso-floggin-lutely

Bang-arrang!!!!

BANGARANG RUFIO!

Be the pan you are

Bedtime stands still the day.

BIG DAMN BUG!

Dark and sinister man, have at thee!

Death is but the next great adventure

Death is the only adventure you have left.

Drink your bobo Peter.

Ever experienced the exhilirating feeling of flying through the air? Well, now you have! (throws cell phone)

Good form, Jack, good form!

Good form, Petah Pan, good form.

GOOOOOD MOOOORNING NEVERLAND!!
I am pleased to bring you..The Cunning KingFish!
A man so DEEP, he’s almost UNFATHOMABLE….(crowd has puzzled look)
A man so QUICK, he’s even FAST ASLEEP! (laughs from croud)
Now let’s give him a very BIG hand…cause he’s only got one…(more laughs)
I give you the Steelhanded Stingray! CAPTIAN JAMES HOOK!!!!

Granny Wendy & Maggie: When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and that was the beginning of fairies.

Granny Wendy: When I was young no other girl carried your favor like I did. I half expected you to alight on the church on my wedding day. I wore a pink satin sash…but you didn’t come.

Have I ever made a promise I have not kept?

Have to fight, have to fly, have to crow… have to save Maggie, have to save Jack… HOOOOK IS BAACK…!

Have to fly, have to crow, have to save Maggie have to save Jack….HOOKIES BACK!

Have to fly.. have to fight.. have to crow.. have to save Maggie have to save Jack.. Hookie’s backkk…

He’ll crow. He’ll fight. He’ll fly. And then… he’ll die.

he’s just a mean old man without a mommy

He’s Peter Flocking Flying Pan!

Hello children. Comfy? Cozy?

Hello, boy.

Hey Rufio, if i’m a maggot burger, why don’t you just EAT ME! You two-toned, zebra headed, slime coated, pimple farming, parimecium brain, munching on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

How did you ever manage to fit into those smashing tights again, Peter?

I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES, I DO, I DO!

I don’t believe in fairies. Oops, a fairy died. I don’t believe in fairies. Oops, another fairy died.

I never done drugs because I missed the 60s. I was an accountant.

I want to speak to a grown up. All grown ups are pirates.. We kill pirates! For your information young man, i am a lawyer.. KILL THE LAWYER!!!!

I’ll tell you what a paramesian brain is, THAT’S A PARAMESIAN BRAIN!!!

I’ve just had an apostrophe.
I think you mean an epiphany.

I’ve lost my marbles!

I’ve lost my marbles! Where are my marbles?

Its a baseball glove! you catch things with it. take hot things out of the oven. even hit your sister with it.

kill them, kill them all

Life could be quite an adventure.

Lookie lookie, I got Hookie!

Maggie: The stars are all my friends when the nightime ends, so I know I’m not alone, when I’m here, on my own. Isn’t that a wonder? When you’re alone, you’re not alone, not really alone.

No amount of clapping will bring you back from where I will send you

No! No, mister skunk-head with too much muse.

Not so fat to me.

NOT THE BOO BOX!

oh my gosh, I think I killed it.

Oh there you are, Peter.

Oh, Smee, what a fantastic idea I just had! Tomorrow, I’ll make Pan’s brats love me!

Pans gots kids?!

Peter Pan’s gots kids?

Peter: ARRRRR!
Pirate: ‘Ow are you!?
Peter: Not bad an’ you!?
Pirate: Not bad!
Peter: All right!

Peter: Can someone give me a hand?
Hook: I already have.

please peter, don’t rape me i’ll really be scarred for life!

Read me a story! I want a dolly! I want a cookie! I want I want I want! Me me me! My my my! Now now now!

Research studies say that scientists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats for their scientific studies. They do this for two reasons: one, because scientists are suddenly becoming less attached to their lawyers, and two, because there are some things even rats won’t do.’

Rufio Rufio Ru-fi-oooooooooooooooooooooo

RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO

RUFI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO RUFIO
RUFI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RUFIO!

RUFIO: Do you know what i really wish, i wish i had a dad just like you!

Run home Jack! Run home Jack! Run home Jack! Run home Jack!

run home Jack!Run Home!

RUN HOME JACK, RUN HOME JACK!

Scientists are now using lawyers instead of rats for their experiments. There are two reasons for this. The scientists don’t become attached to the lawyers and there are some things rats won’t do.

Second star on the right, and straight on ’till morning. Neverland!

Smee, flunk the maggot.

So, Peter. You’ve become a pirate.

So…. Peter, you’ve become a pirate…

Substitute math teacher.

T: Lost, lost, lost. PB: Lost what? T: I’ve lost my marbles.

TB: I remember Tootles. PP: How could you remember Tootles? TB: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts. PP: Hahaha. He really did lose his marbles, didn’t he? TB: Yeah, he lost ’em good!

The fight isn’t over for Captian James Hook, he wants you back. He knows that you’ll follow Maggie and Jack to the ends of the earth and beyond, and by heaven you MUST find a way. You have to go back, you must make yourself remember. Only you can save your children.

The wind came up, the door closed on me, the children were screeming, the children were screeming.

There you are Peter

Tick tock tick tock Hook’s afraid of an old dead clock

tink you broke your house

To live would be an awefully big adventure.

we could do anything or nothing all it had to be was anything, ’cause it was always us.

Welcome back to neverland pan the man!

What did I tell you about this window? ALWAYS KEEP IT OPEN!

What if Peter Pan grew up?

What is it? What is it? Can’t You see what it is?

What would the world be like without Captain Hook??

when the first child laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the begining of fairies.

Who’s the shrub?

Yeah, junk bond!

you can fly, you can fight, and you can– er-erer-erooooo!

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you, Peter Pan. That’s where I’ll be waiting.

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you, Peter Pan. That’s where I’ll be waiting.

You lude crude rude bag of prechewed food dude!

You need a mother very very badly!

You need a mother very very badly!

You’re dead…jolly man.

Your dead jolly man!

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