Movie Quotes from Heartbreakers: Quotes from the movie Heartbreakers
‘If you don’t leave me alone, I’m gonna jam this shoe up your ass.’ ‘Who told you I’m into that?’
-So, why are you following me?
-I’m not following you!
-Then what are you doing here?
-Come on, I’ll show you.
-You’re not out here burying highschool kids, are you?
-Well they egged my car.
1)(In Russian)Can I tickle you with my big Russian sausage?
1)Are you trying to avoid me? 2) NO! Um, ill be right back.
1)So what do you do, Mr. Staglione? 2)I’m a college professor. 1)Oh, and what do you teach? 2)College stuff. What’re you, a fuckin’ cop?
1.Menage a trios? 2.Try menage a cinq.
Baby, now that I found you.
Back in the USSR.
come on lets hump!
Do you have any idea of how much therapy you need?
Im willing to explore this whole being dominated thing but lets just take it slow.
Is so much loudness here. Can we not go somewhere quiet where I can relate to you…orally?
Jack: Can I get you a drink? Page: Wow I’ve never heard that one before. You nearly blew me away with all your creativity. Jack: Well I ah… Page: Well I ah…your recovery is even better. Do you even care at all who I am? I mean..I ..I could be the antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermus, but unfortunately those are not the matters that the male penis ponders. So please, tell me, why’d you walk all the way over here to ask to get me a drink? Jack: Well because I’m the bartender. Page: Oh. Martini. Very dry.
Jack: Can I, uh, get you a drink?
Page: Wow..I’ve never heard that one before, you really BLOW me away with your creativity.
Page: Well..I..uh..your recovery is even better. Do you even care at all who I am..I mean, I could be the antichrist or have the intelligence of a thermos, but unfortunatley, those are not the matters the male penis ponders. So please, tell me why you walked ALL the way over here to ask to get me a drink.
Jack: Oh, well..because I’m the bartender.
Page: Oh…martini, very dry.
Look at all the fish ( shooting his gun at the water) Oh! GOT ONE!
Love is pain, life is pain
Love is Pain. Life is pain, you can’t protect anybody from it. It’s always gonna getcha. But sometimes life can also be good, but you gotta be open. You gotta takes chances. You gotta let go.
max conners(in russian):oh! a personal file device..
tenzy:im not insisting you take up smoking but,there is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a womans hot red nostrils.*sigh*
max conners(in russian):that image will..haunt me.
my friends have this theory that im in love with you
Oh, yeah. She’s a delicate flower.
shut up junior slut
That is oddness.
The best is yet to come.
There is no love, its just a trick of the brain mixed with hormones and chemicals
there is only one man in the world
Ugh! I am not going to feel your butt again, mother, we all know its wonderful!
Uh, your trash is on fire.
Wait by the phone. Timing on this is crucial.
Why is it every time I see you things seem to be going down the crapper?
You don’t do anything like normal people, do you?
You don’t do things like normal people, do you?
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