(1)Are you challenging me?
(2)Name your stakes.
(1)If I win, you become my slave.
(2)Your SLAVE?
(1)You wish! You’ll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights…
(2)And if I win?
(1)Make it my first-born!
(2)Make it our first-date!
(1)I dont DO dates. But I dont lose either, so you’re on!
There is no right and wrong. There’s only fun and boring.
FYI man, alright. You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That’s a typo. Orwell is here now. He’s livin’ large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!
#1 dude, dude, dude, dude…….#2 joey joey joey #1 what?? #2 one more dude out of you and im going to slap the shit out of you ok!
#1- What’s with this guy? #2- His parents missed Woodstock and he’s been making up for it ever since.
(1)He’s way down there. (2) Ta Da! (1)Yo braindead…the manual
(1)Norman, This is Mr. Eddie Vedder from accounts, i just had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file i was working on listen im in big trobule, u know anything about computers? (2) umm…ahh…gee (1) right well, my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL, and, I got this big project due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaci, if i dont get it in he’s gonna ask me to commit harry carey, could you read me the number on the modem?…it’s a little boxy thing.
(1)So, uh, what’s your interest in Kate Libby, eh? Academic? Purely sexual?
(2)Homicidal.
1) Blow me. 2) Thank you.
1) Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude…. 2) SAY DUDE ONE MORE TIME AND I’ll SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
1) Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude…. 2) SAY DUDE ONE MORE TIME AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
1) What did you learn in school today? 2) revenge.
1. Hey, can I crash at your place tonight?
2. Again?… Yeah sure (Both make Kung Fu sounds)
1. I win…you wear a dress on our date. 2. And if I win…so do you. 1. Deal.
1.) You like girls, right [2]? 2.) Yes, mom. And I’m still a virgin!
A worm and a virus? The plot thickens.
Ah look…. Its leopard boy….. and all the deceptions
Anything else mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Oops. Forgot. New York, no grass.
Cereal killer, as in fruit loops
Cereal Killer: Spandex–it’s a privilege not a right.
Check out the pooper on that one…Spandex; Its a privelege, not a right.
Congradulations, no one’s ever beat her before. You just made enemies for life…Boy meets world, let’s go.
Crash and Burn
dade murphy:i dont play well with others
DADE: You look good in a dress.
KATE: You would have looked better.
Dude what you waiting for? arrest me already!
freak-yo who ate all my fries? serial-JOEY!!!! joey- no man i didn’t touch your fries freak- yo serial man you owe me a pack of friens serial to joey- O I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Get me the switch and control center. I need a trace on a call thats in progress.
God Gave men Brains Bigger than Dogs so they wouldn’t hump womens legs at cocktail parties
God gave men brains larger than dogs, so they wouldn’t hump women’s legs at cocktail partys
GOD wouldn’t be up this late…
hack the planet
Hackers of the world, unite!
Have no fear I is here.
His parents missed Woodstock and he’s been making up for it ever since.
I am goning to swat you like a fly……….I am going to snap you like a toothpick
I gotta record…..I used to be ZeroCool. Ahhh, no way man, your ZeroCool, Crashed 1770 computers in one day, including the New York Stock Exchange. It is, its really you. Man, I always thought you were black.
I have a photogenic memory…it’s a curse.
I hope you don’t screw like you type.
I sentence you to probabtion under which you are forbidden to own or operate a computer or touch tone telephone until the day of your 18th birthday.
i wanna see a ovie tonight and knowone wants to and i was planning to do something reallt sexy to my boyfriend yyyuuummmm….
I want it to have my children!
It’s in that place where I put that thing that time.
It’s leopard boy, and the decepticons
It`s to much machine for you !
Kate libby: i hope u dont screw like you type
Kid, don’t threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
Kill the Gibson!
Looks like I’m on top.
Mess with the best and die like the rest.
Mess with the best, die like the rest.
Mom: You do like girls don’t you?
Son: Yes…And I’m still a virgin!!
my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and uh, i’ve got this big project do tomorrow. If i dont get it in, he’s going to ask me to commit hari kari.
Never Fear, I is here.
never send a boy to do a womans job
nikon: the cops’ll have you in 5 minutes man. Kate: never send a boy to do a womans job with me we can do it in seven. Cereal killer: yeah well if i help we can do it in six. Nikon: yo i gotta save all your asses if i help we can do it in 5 minutes man. dade: ok lets go shopping
No 1 – Dade, what are you doing? No 2 – I’m taking over a television station.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most-ozzy osbourne
Of all the things ive lost i miss my mind the most
Oh look. It’s leopard boy….. and all the decepticons.
Pool on the roof must have a leak.
Razor and Blade? They’re flakes!
Razor and Blade?? They’re just a couple of flakes!
Shit on me.
That is royally stupid man!
That’s it man. Your looking at it. He just looks slick all day.
That’s universally stupid, man!
The little boat flipped over.
There are far worse things than death……and I can do all of them
There’s no such thing as right and wrong, only fun and boring
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can’t stop us all.
This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop me, but you can’t stop us all.
TRUCK!
We are Samauri… the keyboard cowboy.
We have just gotten a wake-up call from the Nintendo Generation.
We have no names man, no names. We are nameless!
What your mom get you a puter for Christmas?
What, did your parents buy you a puter for Christmas?
Whoa, whoa, whoa wait!…get it?!….Crash…and Burn!!
woah this isn’t wood shop class?
Wouldn’t you just love to hack one of those gibsons?
Yack, yack, yack. Get a job!!!
YO! Braindead the manual!
You just made an enemy for life. Boy meets world. Lets go.
You mean this isnt woodshop class?
You mess with the best, you die like the rest
Your mom
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