1)Is this a musical table? 2)You can’t catch the wind!
And why is this an act of God?
Did you put window pain in his chicken ?
Do these look like the breasts of a 50 year old?
Does anybody actually own a white Taurus or they all rentals?
Even if you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we’d still love you !
First they bump you…and then they mutilate you.
Gerry Garcia blah blah blah!
Im so sick of this fucking story god you’ve been telling it for years give it up!!!
I believe a boy’s penis should look just like his fathers’. Give me the baby.
I dropped a lot of baby batter in my day, but this is the first son I ever met!
If you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we would still love you.
jerry garcia…blah blah blah..
jerry garcia…blah blah blah..I hate this fucking story!
My husband is food-phobic.
The Shitkings?
You aint no bitch boy are ya?
You-You’re not a slut…
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