–Another one bites the dust.
–And he is still here.
–You live with your parents?
–Is that a problem?
Deceptions are poisonous like margarine.
Good news, it’s Champagne Thursday.
I called animal control and guess what they said. They said I should enjoy one of nature’s most creative creatures. I’m gonna kill it!
I have fiduiciary responsibilities to uphold.
It was just time for her to meet the parents.
No, you don’t love boats. You love the idea of a boat. But the reality is, they’re just a drain on your time, your wallet, and your emotions.
Well, you know, you’d be amazed at how many adult children are still living at home.
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