Movie Quotes from Dukes of Hazzard, The: Quotes from the movie Dukes of Hazzard, The

(as Bo faints after getting a kiss on the cheek) So he’s still doing that?

(Bo talking to the car) I know it’s a shame to hide your beauty like this but it’s for your own good…WHat? That’s crazy, I’m not even going to respond to that.

1) How does 24,000 yen sound? 2) Like 40 bucks.

1) I don’t remember the Hazzard phone book being that thick. 2) this is Atlanta

1) I was about to seal the deal when you walked up. 2) What? She was looking at me the whole time.

1) I’ve got a problem with my car do you guys think you can help me? 2) Why yes maam (these boots are made for walking playing in the background) 3) Tough shit girl, go fix your own car.

1) Why don’t y’all hillbillies get out of the car. 2) We prefer Appalaichain Americans.

1) You better watch yourself. 2) Don’t worry, I won’t hurt her. 1) Aint a soul in this place concerned about you hurting her.

1)The reason we pulled you over is because your tail light is out. 2)Pulled me over? Sir, you hit me.

1. Congratulations, you got the job! How does 22,000 yen a year sound? 2. Sounds like 40 bucks. 3. See you in Bejjing!

1. Do you know how fast you were going? 2. What? 3. How FAST you were GOING? 2. I don’t know, ten? 1. Eight. 2. Isn’t the speed limit ten? 1. Yes, it is. 2. Are you two police? 1. CAMPUS police.

1. Do you know why divorce’s are so expensive? 2. No why? 1. Because they’re worth it!

1. Give me your goddamn driver’s license. 2. What driver’s license?

1. Why would they plant a Still? 2. Because they’re to stupid to find the real one.

1/_Daisy, this race here is for charity
2/_Really?, which one?
1/_Errrr… Anal bifida, SPINAL bifida, it’s one of the bifidas

1/_I got 2 words for ya… soap and water
2/_That’s 3 words

1/_I think I’m gunna chunder!!!
2/_Is that bad?!
1/_It means vomit!
3/_Not in the car!!!

1/_I’ll have her up-n-runnin’ in no time, meanwhile, you boys can take my (tow)truck
2/_What if you need to tow somebody?
3/_Hell, I’ve had 9 tows in 3 years and y’all ‘ve been 8 of em

1/_It’s a core sample… for mining… they drill a hole, take the sample out, send it to the lab, see what they got.
2/_Core samples of what?
1/_How the hell should I know, Luke?… Am I wearing a white coat here?… I cut bait and blow shit up for a living

1/_What do you call a farmer with a sheep under each arm??!
1/_A playboy!

1/_You know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion??
1/_You get a piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!

1/_You still got them alien mind probes stuck in your head?
2/_As far as I know

And after you get the prize money…pay me, because that’s how it works.

Aren’t you a little late for your Klan meeting, asshole?

Bo: Daisy, is that road clear? Daisy: Uh, not exactly. Bo: Not exactly might be a problem.

Bo: Don’t you remember all of those tight outfits she was always wearing out at the farm? Luke: nope.

Bo: How would you feel if the general and I went to Atlanta and left you behind?

Bo: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheav: That is an entirely different Oriental nation, get an education.

Bo: I think you’ve got the wires backwards. Sheav: It’s a Chinese fuse, they’re supposed to be backwards. Bo: I meant backwards from how they’re supposed to be.

Bo: Luke, give me your shoe laces. I’m going to fashion a lasso and when the jailer comes in, I’ll rope the keys. Luke: I’m wearing cowboy boots. Bo: I like your style.

Bobby Pricket: Dill, can you get me those Celine Dion tickets…of course I want to go backstage Dill, don’t be dumb.

Boss Hogg: Enis you dipstick, did somebody move my car?

Boss Hogg: I’ve got $100 here for the first one to knock that loudmouth out.

Boss Hogg: Roscoe, I see you have redecorated.

Daisy: Enis, where’s Boss Hogg and Roscoe? Enis: At your farm. Daisy: That might be a new record.

Daisy: You know what’s going to happen don’t you? They’re going to get in trouble and i’m going to have to shake my ass at somebody to get em out. Uncle Jessie: That’s why we love you darlin.

Dammit, we are Japanese executives.

Dark forces are conspiring to strip mine Hazzard. Follow me to the court house, come on!

Didn’t he get caught drinking water out of the toilet in the girls bathroom?

Don’t you know you’re not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?

For what I’m about to do, I don’t want to remember too much of it.

Governor: Sheav, let’s go get us a chocolate hotdog.

Have you ever been to China?

How about a Special Sir?

How about the special, sir?

I bet you a phone book we don’t break any of these bottles.

I forgot about the brother.

I lost 3 toes in Korea for this country and this is the thanks I get!

I make helmets out of em. An armadillo shell is one of the only helmets that will block brain waves. Also make a pretty good soup bowl.

I said ‘no Bo, no’. Ohhh, I thought you said ‘go Bo, go’.

I think something bounced up into my under carriage.

I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.

I’m never gettin outta this car! I’m gunna eat in it, I’m gunna sleep in it and I’m gunna make sweet love to it!
You mean yer gunna make sweet love IN it
Oh no i wanna fuck it!

I’m never going to leave this car. I’m going to eat in it. I’m going to sleep in it. I’m even going to make sweet love to it.

It’s supposed to be my time.

Jefferson Davis Hogg, the meanest man in Hazzard County, he’s canny as a fox, tough as a badger… and as crooked as a hilbilly smile

Just wanted to pay a visit to the prettiest girl in the school.

Katie Johnson: Luke, do you remember all of those tight outfits you were always making me wear?

Katie Johnson?!?

Look at the road Bo. Bo, look at the road.

Luke, you Man-Whore!

Luke: Are you guys police? Policeman: Campus police (Bo and Luke laugh at drive off)…Policeman: Mother of God.

Luke: Can I hit this guy? Bo: Kill em all!!!!

Luke: LET’S PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBI!!…That’s what people say there.

Luke: Turn left, turn left!! (Bo turns right) Bo: I’m going to need these directions a little bit faster.

Luke: You mean make sweet love IN it. Bo: No, I’m going to have sex with it.

No balls, no balls

No, we had a good time, and i’m not going to apologize for that.

Now I know why it didn’t work out with me and Katie Johnson. It’s all about timing.

Now that might be worth putting my pants on fer.

Play hard to get, cuz

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Bo: Uh, 10. Policeman: 8. Bo: Isn’t the speed limit 10? Policeman: Yes it is.

Roscoe: I’ve got two words for you: soapa and water. Cooter: That’s three words….stupid.

Roscoe: We can do this the easy way or of course, there’s always that other way…Uncle Jessie: Let’s try that other way, you want to?

Roscoe: What kind of mood are you in Boss? Boss Hogg: I am in a crawfish boiling mood.

Roscoe: You still got those CIA plates in your head? Sheav: As far as I know.

Sheav: So Bo, are you racing on Saturday? Bo: I’m planning on it. Sheav: So what’s the price for second place anyway? (laughs at his own joke)…gonna be a tough race out there…tough race.

Sheav: Why Katie Johnson, you sure filled out nice. Katie: Yeah Sheav, you filled out nice too.

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane… the closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. Roscoe’s been after the Duke boys since they started walking… of course, some people say the boys first steps landed right on the sheriff’s last nerve

Sorry cuz, you’d do the same to me.

That road better be closed up tighter than a tick’s ass.

That’s Bobby Pricket, should I buy him a drink?

The general doesn’t race…it…erases…the competition.

They threw hotdogs at us.

Uncle Jessie, what are you doing in there? Uncle Jessie: Oh, I’ve just been smoking up some meat for the barbeque. Wow, it’s bright out here.

Uncle Jessie: I shoulda popped a cap in his ass. Bo: Damn straight.

Uncle Jessie: It’s Roscoe. I wonder what that fat sack of shit wants.

Use these whammy shells

Well, it’s not running right now and my tow truck isn’t here, so unless you want to shove it up your ass…

Were you wearing an armadillo helmet when you said it?

Were you wearing an armadillo on your head when at the time?

What happens when politicians take viagra?? They get taller!!! hahahaha!!!!

What happens when you give a poitician viagra? What?
He gets taller!

what im askin is if ya shook her corn!

What is the purpose of this circle?!?

When you’re flyin’ by the seat of your pants, nothin’ sounds more official than *Plan B*

Y’all think you can catch me now?

Yep, we’re going to make a lot of friends up here.

You better hurry up, aren’t you late for your Klan meeting?

You know nothing about Sino Chino relations.

You said, better to lose a lover than to love a loser. You called me a loser? He was depressed.

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