Movie Quotes from Day at the Races, A: Quotes from the movie Day at the Races, A

–Are you a man or a mouse?
–You put a piece of cheese down there and you’ll find out.

–Have you got a women in here?
–If I haven’t, I’ve wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.

–We come to hang the paper.
–How about hanging yourselves?

1) Col. Hawkins. I’m looking for information on Dr. Hackenbush 2) I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to talk a little louder. Thar’s a hurricane blowin’ down here!

1) HACKENBUSH! HACKENBUSH! 2) Whitmore are you calling me? 1) NO, YOU SAP!

1) Hold me closer, closer, closer! 2) If i hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you

1) You mean Dr. Hackenbush? Oh no he’s not here 2) I know he’s not there. He’s there 1) Then what are you bothering me for, yankee?!

1): Have you got a woman in here? 2): If I haven’t, I’ve wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.

1): One dollar and you’ll remember me all your life. 2): That’s the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

1): You know, I proposed to your mother once. 2): But that’s my father! 3): No wonder he turned me down.

Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.

Emily, I have a confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse.

It’s the old, old story. Boy meets girl – Romeo and Juliet – Minneapolis and St. Paul!

Man): Oh, well, uh, to begin with I took four years at Vassar. Mrs. Upjohn): Vassar? But that’s a girls’ college. Man): I found that out the third year. I’d ‘ve been there yet, but I went out for the swimming team.

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse.

Mrs Upjihn): Dr. Hackenbush tells me I’m the only case in history. I have high blood pressure on my right side and low blood pressure on my left side. Dr. Steinberg): There is no such thing. She looks as healthy as any woman I ever met. Dr. Hackenbush): You don’t look like as though you ever met a healthy woman.

Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen.

Tomorrow Is Another Day.

Whitmore): Just a minute, Mrs Upjohn. That looks like a horse pill to me. Dr. Hackenbush): Oh, you’ve taken them before. Whitmore): Are you sure, Doctor, you haven’t made a mistake? Dr. Hackenbush): You have nothing to worry about. The last patient I gave one of those to won the Kentucky Derby.

Whitmore): May I examine this, please? Do you actually give those to your patients? Isn’t it awfully large for a pill? Dr. Hackenbush): Well, it was too small for a basketball, and I didn’t know what to do with it. Say, you’re awfully large for a pill yourself.

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