Daryl: I don’t even like the game! All it is is a pecker contest between you and McKenzie!
Joyce: Daryl, don’t talk to Andy like that!
Daryl: Kiss my ass!
Do you know how much I despise cheaters? Do you know how long it will take for you to get back into my good graces?
He can’t be dead! He’s a robot, and robots don’t die!
He doesn’t seem to need anybody.
He’ll hit another one if you kiss his ass.
I can’t believe I’m hearing this! You’re complaining because you’ve got the kind of kid most of us would trade our own in for and pay money? [to shocked husband]: Relax, Howie, I was only kidding………about the money.
Joyce: O.K., Melanie, I think that’s enough for today. Remember to practice those scales, huh?
Melanie: Yes, Mrs Richardson. It’s just that I had a lot of homework.
Joyce: Of course you did, of course you did, but, gosh, I wonder if Mozart ever complained about homework?
Silence! That girl showed you how to do it during a test! That is cheating, that entitles me to call you a cheat. A despicable cheat!
Was it a fo-ul?
We need an adult life-form who is a fearless soldier with the strength of a thousand men.
We take this very seriously. If not, we go play something else, like washing the car.
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