Cecil: I am Cecil B. Demented and this is a fucking kidnapping!
Death to Hollywood Cinema!
Death to mainstream cinema!
I am a prophet against profit!
I am Cecil B Demented, the enemy of family film! Family’s just another word for censorship!
I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented.
I can’t stand that certain thickness in his pants. I’M ASHAMED OF MY HETEROSEXUALITY!!
I used to have soooo many problems in my life before I found drugs, now I just have one problem. Drugs have made my life so focused.
I walk out of your films on airplanes!
I’m a prophet against profit.
I’m straight…and I hate!
Lyle: Before I became a drug addict, I had so many problems. Now I just have one– Drugs! It’s given my life real focus.
Make good movies or die!
My scalp is burning!
O Andy Warhol! We worship you from the new cinema underground. Help us to use our sexual frustration as you did for the future of outlaw film!
Oh Andy Warhol, we worship you from the new cinema underground.
patch addams doesn’t deserve a directors cut, the first one was long enough
Please don’t shoot me! I don’t even go to the movies!
Power to the people! Punish bad cinema!
Principal photography has been completed!
raven: hi im a satanist and im going to do your makeup. my god. you’re so pale (slaps her) sorry, satan says you need color.
Satan says you need more color. â€“ Maggie Gyllenhaal/Cecil B. Demented/2000
Technique is nothing more than failed style.
Tell me about Mel Gibson’s dick and balls!!!
This time I have a fucking vision.
What? Pasolini’s playing – and we sold no tickets?
When I was 10 my whole family fucked me under the Christmas tree. As I heard my grandpa shout ‘Jingle Balls!’ I cried out, ‘O Santa, why hast thou forsaken me!’
Your Hollywood system stole our sex and co-opted our violence; there’s nothing left for our kinds of movies.
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