Of course you know certain sceptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations’s most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let’s stay positively: Think of the fact that there’s not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding…although I’m not so sure about Ohio.
#1 Oooh, I gotta bless her. #2 No I’m sorry father she’s a Zen Buddah, and your not a Zen Buddah so you can’t bless her. #1 Oh, we specialize in blessing Zen Buddah’s!
#1 Victor, what do you got? #2 A lot of goodies for you guys, and a Big Gulp Dr. Pepper for me. (singing) I’m a Pepper, your a Pepper, he’s a Pepper, wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper too! #1 Would you get in here!
#1 I’d like mine to be pink. Almost everything I wear is pink. #2 Everything? even… #1 Oh, I don’t wear any. #2 Wow!
#1 What about those 2, maybe one of those beauties could be our patient? #2 Both of them could be. #1 Wooof! #2 Mmmmm! I could be very patient with those patients! Very lickable…uh…very likeable.
1)Why’d he call me shortie? 2)Cause your small, small, S – M – all.
1. Oooh, JJ !! We got a … 2. Flat. 1. And those priests… 2. …weren’t fathers, they were… 1. Mothers !
1. oooh, nice car, father ! 2. thank you, asshole.
1: We got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!
2: God is our co-pilot? Remember our car?
1: Yeah?
2: Two seats!
1: Two seats…?
2: Where’s he gonna sit? Where?
1: Why’d he call me Shorty?
2: ‘Cause you’re small. Small. S – M – all.
Alla Be Praised, my dear sister
Because if I had enough time, I would take those rosary bleeds and shove em up your nose.
BLONDE GIRL:Gosh! Wait until I tell my friends I was sitting next to
George Hamilton! SEYMOUR:George Hamilton?
Brock Yates:You boys gonna start this thing or just sit there and wait
for that paint to dry? Mel Tillis:Yes,sir.(to Terry Bradshaw)How long
until we stop? Terry:Eight hours. Mel:Damn,I gotta go to the john!
California Highway Patrolman: Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black Lamborghini.
Dispatcher: Car 42, you’ve been in pursuit for two hours. Another five minutes and you’ll be in Arizona.
California Highway Patrolman: Yeah, and we’re going to stay in pursuit until we catch them.
Dispatcher: It didn’t take us THAT long to catch Dillinger
Come on! 1000 miles on one wheel? We’re trying to win a race, not set a record!
Fenderbaum: We got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!
Blake: God is our co-pilot? Remember our car?
Fenderbaum: Yeah?
Blake: Two seats!
Fenderbaum: Two seats…?
Blake: Where’s he gonna sit? Where?
God is our co-pilot.
God is our co-pilot? Remember our car? Two seats! Where’s he gonna sit? Where’s he gonna sit?
He can say that, he can say that…
I don’t want to talk about HIM.
If you gonna be a bear, be a grizzly
It’s the Cannonball! It’s the damned Cannonball, for sure! They blasted away right in front of my eyes. And they, uh, kidnapped a girl.
Jamie Blake!!! You used to drive that old Formula One, when high button shoes were in style!
Love in on the air.
Madam? I’m no madam, I’m a decent, respectable woman. I don’t even own a house. I live in in apartment. Now, get off my case, I’m late for my plane !
May the good Lord take a liking to you but not to soon. Bless you
Where the hookers?
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