(1) Donny, this is Lucille. Lucille, Donny. (2) Oh, is this the date? (3) ‘THE Date’? As in THE Chicken, THE cow? I don’t believe we’re in the stone age here.
(1) I almost had sex with your wife. I think you ought to know. (2) Okay. Great. Is that it? (1) Yes. (2) Okay. Thanks, I’ll talk to you later. (1) Whoa, whoa, wait! I didn’t just borrowed a lawn mower, here. We’re talking about a human being!
1) I hate this uniform. It makes me look 14. 2) You are 14. 1) Exactly.
1) It’s a very awkward age for girls. 2) Really, what age is that? 1) 12-35. Very awkward.
1)You have serious personality problems. You must know that.
2)Who knows? Maybe it comes from wrestling outside of my weight class.
Condoms…..Dave is very interested in safe sex. Now I know why.
Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with the possible exception of married Scandinavians.
I’m keeping my expectations very, very low.
I’m not shooting for a successful relationship at his point, I’m just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I’m keeping my expectations very very low.
Ladder…for to climb
We’re back and we have a guest.
You could sit in the tub, eating vegetable, doing your homework all day, every day for the rest of your life, and you would not come close to getting one of these.
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