Okay, well a candlesticks always make a nice gift, and a maybe find out where she is registered…maybe a place setting or a silverware pattern is good, Okay, let’s get two, Here we go!
#1-Excuse me what the ‘heck’ is going on out here? #2- Well, Nuke is scared because his eye lids are jammed and his old man is here, we need a live roo…was it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off of Jose’s glove and no one seems to know what to get Millie and Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We are dealing with a lot of heavy ‘stuff’ out here. #1- Okay, well a candlesticks always make a nice gift, and a maybe find out where she is registered…maybe a place setting or a silverware pattern is good, Okay, let’s get two, Here we go!
(1)Whats our record?(2)8-16.(1) 8-16 how did we ever win 8. (2)Its a miracle!
(Asst Coach:) It looks like a convention out there, pretty soon they’re gonna call the role. (Head coach:) GET OUT THERE!. (Asst coach:) whats goin on here? (Crash:) Well.. one of Knuke’s eyelids are jammed, and we need a live chicken?.. live chicken to get the hex off of Jose’s glove, and nobody seems to kno what to get Jimmy or Millie for their wedding present. We are dealing with a lotta shit out here. (Asst. coach:) Well uhhh candlesticks are always nice and maybe a place setting…lets go get em.
(Edith Piaf is playing on the stereo…***** knocks on the door) Come on, I know you’re in there, I can hear that crazy Mexican singer!
*I just wanna play em one day at a time*
…I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
1) Who are you? Who’s he? 2) I’m the player to be named later.
1) Who the hell are you? 2) I’m the player to be named later.
1)God, that sucker teed off on it just like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.
2)He did know.
1)How?
2)I told him.
1)Which one is he dancing with?
2)All of ’em, I think…
1)Who’re you?
2)I am the player to be named later.
1)You guys…you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! 2)Lollygaggers! 1)Lollygaggers.
1.)What we need is a rain out 2.) I can get us a rain out 3.) Man, there ain’t been a cloud in weeks 3.) Hundred bucks says i can get us a rainout for tomorrow 4.) You’re on
1.What do you believe in, then? 2.I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curveball, high-fiver, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap, I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night. 1. Oh my.
1/ William Blake!?
2/ William Blake!
1/ William Blake!?
2/ William Blake!
1/ What do you mean *William Blake!?*
2/ I mean William Blake!
1/_ You’re playin’ with my mind!
2/_ I’m tryin’ to play with your body!
1/_Dad, they’re sending me up to the *majors*, I leave first thing in the morning
2/_Let’s have a quick word of prayer
3/_Oh, let’s not
1/_Hey Jimmy, wanna ride?
2/_Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
1/_No
2/_Can I give you my tesimony?
1/_You can do anything you want… hop in
1/_The other day Crash called a woman’s pu… pussy ummm well you know how the hair is kinda in a *V* shape?
2/_ Yes I do
3/ Well he called it *THe Bermuda Triangle*…. he said a man can be lost in there and never heard from again
1/_You got him breathing out of the goddamn eyelid!!!
100 bucks says I can cause a rain-out tomorrow.
1]Annie, do you think I deserve to wear white? 2]Honey, everybody deserves to wear white.
A good friend of mine used to say, ‘This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.’ Think about that for a while.
A player on a streak has to respect the steak because they don’t happen that often.
After all, it wasn’t the first time I’d gone to bed with a guy and woke up with a note….at least the son of a bitch left me breakfast…(crunches into an apple).
And when you speak of me, speak well.
Annie: Sometimes when I’ve got a player alone I’ll just Walt Whitman to him and they guys are so sweet they always stay and listen
Anything flying that high ought to have a stewardess on it.
Anything traveling that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it don’t you think?
Born To Be Bad.
C’mon, Meat. You can’t hit me ’cause you’re starting to think about it already, you’re starting to think how embarrassing it’ll be to miss, how all these people would laugh. C’mon, Rook–show me that million dollar arm ’cause I’m getting a good idea about the five cent
head–
Call me a Cocksucker and you’re out of here
Charlie, here comes the deuce…. and when you speak of me, speak well
Come on rook, shows us that million dollar arm, ’cause I got a pretty good idea about that 5 cent head of yours
Crash must’ve called the guy a cocksucker.
MMMM, he’s so romantic!
CUTE! BABY DUCKS ARE CUTE!!! I WANTA BE EXOTIC AND MYSTERIOUS!!!
Cute? I hate cute, baby ducks are cute.
don’t think meat, it can only hurt the team
don’t think, you’ll only hurt the team
Don’t think. Just throw.
Don’t you know that when you get in a fight with a drunk, you don’t hit him with your pitching arm.
Ebbie Calvin *Nuke* LaLoosh
Ebbie: So is somebody gonna go to bed with somebody or what?
Annie: Boy you’re a regular nuclear meltdown you better cool off!
Es una brujeria. Hey ju guys don’t throw me anything, my girl friend put a curse on my glove.
Excuse me, What the hell is going on out here??
From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.
Gimme that weak-ass shit, meat!
Guy’s throwing a 2-hit shutout and he shakes me off!
Ha ha ha, can you believe that. Anything that travels that far should have a stewardess on it.
He’s got a million dollar arm and a five cent head
he’s throwing a 2 hit shutout and he’s shaking me off, can you believe that shit. Charlie, here comes the deuce and when you speak of me speak well.
Honey, have you ever been tied up in bed?
How come in former lifetimes everybody is always somebody famous? I mean, how come nobody ever says I was Joe Schmoe?
I believe in the Church of Baseball
I believe in the church of baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there’s 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there’s 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn’t work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. Y’see, there’s no guilt in baseball, and it’s never boring
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overerrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days
I’m a player to be named later.
I’m your new catcher and you just got lesson number one: don’t think, it can only hurt the ballclub.
If this guy starts me off with a breakin’ ball, I’m takin’ him down town!!!
long wet kiss that lasts
Millie)Skip, It’s me! I’m not some quote piece of ass unquote.
SKIP)Oh, Millie, jeez, sorry–I didn’t recognize ya. Don’t take it personal but if I catch you in here again you’re banned from the ballpark
Never fuck with a winning streak
Oh my goodness! We got a natural disaster.
Oh my goodness, we got ourselves a natural disaster!
Oh, and another thing meat, you don’t know shit!
Rose goes in the front big guy.
Sears sucks, Crash. Boy, I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores.
Skip- How many games we won this year Larry. Larry- 8-16. How did we ever win 8 games this year. Larry- Its a miracle.
Skip: Walked 18!
Larry: New League Record!
Skip: Struck out 18.
Larry: New League Record…He also hit the bat boy, the press box announcer, the Bull mascot TWICE!!…..All new league records!
Larry: But, Skip…this kid has some SERIOUS SHIT!!
Skip: Yeah, yeah…Serious Shit.
(laughter)
sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose. sometimes it rains. think about that, Jane.
song_-_*Sixty Minute Man* [played during montage]
Strikeouts are boring – besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic.
The only church that feeds the soul day in and day out is the Church of Baseball.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -William Blake
There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
There’s 108 beads on a rosary and 108 stitches on a baseball…..
They’re nice hips!
Think classy, you’ll be classy. You win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you’re colorful.
This is the damndest season I’ve ever seen, the Durham Bulls can’t lose and I can’t get laid!
This is the damndest season I’ve ever seen. The Bulls can’t lose and I can’t get laid.
This underwear feels kinda sexy… it don’t make me queer, right?… right
Throw it at the bull.
Wait for it…Wait for it…
Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. It’s our game… The American game… It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch… that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights.
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hangin’ curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap…I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Well, I believe in the soul, the look in her eyes, the curvature of her body, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, laughing can last for hours, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days!
Who’s he calling meat? I the one with the Porsche.
would you rather have me sleeping with him screaming your name, or have me sleeping with you screaming his name
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once
You be cocky and arrogant… even when you’re getting beat!
You boys gonna fight over little ol’ me?
You catch the ball, You throw the ball, You hit the ball, Sometimes you win, Sometimes you lose, And sometimes it rains, Think about that…
You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat
You got a gift.
You got him breathing out of the wrong goddamn eyelid!!!
You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance
You guys…you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Lollygaggers!
You have to play this game with fear and arrogance.
you lolliygag
YOU’RE A COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re shower shoes have fungus on them. You’ll never make it to the show with funus on your shower shoes. you think classy, you’ll be classy. When you win 20 in the show you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show however. It means you’re a slob
Your not getting that weak ass shit by me meat.
Your shower shoes have fungus on ’em. You’ll never get to the Bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy and you’ll be classy. If you win 20 in the Show you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win twenty in the Show, however, it means you’re a slob.
[singing] She may get woolly…. young girls they do get woolly… ’cause of all the stress… yeahhhh… when they get woolly, try a little tenderneeeeess…
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