This is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules!
This is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
(1)I’LL GET THIS GUN, STICK IT UP UR ASS AND PULL ON THE TRIGGER TILL IT GOES CLICK, WHOA (2) 8 YEAR OLDS DUDE..EIGHT YEAR OLDS
#1: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don’t roll on Shabbos!
#2: What’s Shabbos?
#1: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t get in a car, I don’t ride in a car, I don’t pick up the phone, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit
DONT FUCKING ROLL! SHOMER SHABBOS!
(inhale)…this is a private residence, man…nice marmant.
…I will stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click.
1) Fuck the tournament, Walter, fuck you.
2) Fuck the tournament?
1) I don’t like your jack off name, I don’t like your jack off face, and I don’t like you, jack off. You got me?! 2) I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.
1) We know it’s his fuckin homework! Where’s the fuckin money you little brat? 2) Look Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? 1) Oh for christ sake Walter. 2)You’re entering a world of pain son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole the car. 1) And the fucking money! 2) And the fucking money!! And…we know that this is your homework. 1) We’re going to cut your dick off Larry. 2) You’re killing your father Larry! Alright, this is pointless. Ok, its time for plan B. You might want to watch out that front window Larry. Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!!
1) You come around here, you flash you peice out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. 2) Jesus. 1) You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
1)(Holding a bowling ball) What the fuck is this? 2) Obviously your not a golfer.
1)And you can imagine where it goes from there.
2)He fixes the cable?
1)I don’t like your jerk off name, I don’t like your jerk off face, I don’t like your jerk off attitude, and I don’t like you…jerk off.
2)I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.
1)Now what we have, what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. 2)What about the toe? 1)Forget about the fucking toe! 3) Excuse me, sir, but could you keep your voice down? This is a family restaurant. 1)Oh please, dear. For your information, lady, the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. 2)This is not a first amendment thing. 3)Sir, if you don’t calm down I’m going to have to ask you to leave. 1)Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the mud so you and I could enjoy this family restaurant. 2)Alright I’m outta here. 1)Dude, don’t go away man. This affects all of us. There are basic freedoms! I’m staying. I’m finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.
1)They posted the next round of the tournament. 2)Donny, shut the fu… when do we play?
1. Are you employed sir??
2. Am I, aaah??
1.Are you employed?, do you speak English Sir, Parlevos staid Englais???
2.Look Im not trying to scam anybody here, I’m just
1. Looking for a handout like every other Bum, you dont go out looking like that do you, on a weekday???
2. AAhhh, what day is this???
1. Hey Jackie, how’s the smut business? 2. I wouldn’t know I am in production and publishing. 1. Which one is logjammin’?
1. It’s fucking brilliant, Walter if I understand it correctly. 2. That’s the beauty of this plan dude, it’s simplicity.
1. Jesus. 2. You said it, man. No one fucks with the Jesus.
1. sex, Mr NAME, do you like it? 2. You mean like Coitus?
1. What the fuck Walter? how come everything has to be such a fucking travisty with you man? 2. Dude I’m sorry. it’s okay dude 1. no it’s not okay Walter and what the fuck was all that shit about Nam man? what the fuck does Nam have to do with anything!?
1. you better not try no shit like pull a gun on me cause I’ll take it away from you shove it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click 2. fucking 8 year olds Dude
1. You ready to be fucked, man? I see you roll your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up. 2. Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. 1. Let me tell you something, pandejo. You try any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the fuckin’ trigger till it goes click. 2. Jesus 1. You said it, man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
1.) And, you know, he’s got emotional problems, man.
2.) You mean… beyond pacifism?
1.) Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
2.) ‘Scuse me?
1.) Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
2.) I was talking about my rug.
1.) You’re not interested in sex?
2.) You mean coitus?
1.) Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
2.) What do you need that for, Dude?
1.) He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger–
2.) The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
1.) Near the In-and-Out Burger–
3.) Those are good burgers, Walter.
1.) Shut the fuck up, Donny.
1.) It’s all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you’ll, uh, you know what I’m trying to say–
2.) I am the Walrus.
3.) That fucking bitch!
2.) I am the Walrus.
3.) Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
2.) What the fuck is he talking about?
1.) It’s all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who would benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you’ll uh, you know what I’m trying to say. 2.) I am the Walrus 3.) That fucking bitch 1.) yeah 2.) I am the Walrus 3.) Shut the fuck up Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Lenin! 2.) What the fuck is he talking about?
1.) The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.
2.) Who’s in pajamas Walter?
1.) Shut the fuck up, Donny.
1.) Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing… I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet–
2.) I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
1.) Well, there isn’t a literal connection, Dude.
2.) Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection.
1.) What’s in the fuckin’ carrier?
2.) Huh? Oh, that’s Cynthia’s dog. I think it’s a Pomeranian. I can’t leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I’m watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
1.) You brought the fuckin’ Pomeranian bowling?
2.) What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
1.) Man, if my fuckin’ ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin’ dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I’d tell her to go fuck herself.
1.) Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
2.) The Dude abides. I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
1.) You can imagine where it goes from here.
2.) He fixes the cable?
1.) Your phone’s ringing, Dude.
2.) Thank you, Donny.
1.) [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
2.) Obviously you’re not a golfer.
1…They got my dirty laundry, the fucking whites (cough cough) dude where’s your car? where’s your car dude? 2. Don’t you fucking know Walter? 1. well it was parked in a handicapped spot Dude!
1.That rug really tied the room together, did it not? 2.Freakin’ a…
1: My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
2: Oh yeah?
1: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
1: (picks up bowling ball) what the hell is this? 2: obviously you’re not a golfer.
1: Dude, tomorrow is already to 9th.
2: Far Out …. … ….Oh, ohh
1: Just slide the rent under my door.
1: He’s very fragile. He’s got problems. 2: You mean beyond passifism.
1: What do you do for recreation?
2: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
1: You’re not even fucking Jewish, man.
2: What the fuck are you talkin’ about?
1: Man, you’re fucking Polish Catholic–
2: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude! You know this!
1: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
2: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
8 year olds, Dude, 8 year olds…
8-year olds dude
A bunch of fig-eaters with towels on their heads tryin’ to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
Ahh, far out man, far fucking out.
All right! Way to go Donnie!
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
Allright way to go Donny!!
Allright way to got Donny!!
Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nominclature. Asian-American, please.
Am I wrong?
And I would like my undies back!
And let’s not forget, keeping a rodent inside the . . . the city limits, that ain’t legal either Dude.
And lets not forget. Lets NOT forget that keeping wildlife…an amphibious rodent…for domestic…within the city limits. That ain’t legal either
And, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asain American, please.
Are you employed Mr. Lebowski?
Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?
at least i’m house trained
Big L.: You don’t go looking for a job dressed like this…. on a weekdays?
Dude: Is this a….. What day is this?
Brant can’t watch, though, or he’ll have to pay a hundred.
Brent can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Bunny: I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
calmer than you are
Careful, man! There’s a beverage here! Hey!
Darkness warshed over the Dude — darker’n a black steer’s tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
Delgino: I’m a brother shamus. Dude: What, like an Irish monk?
Do I look like a millionaire to you? I am not Mr. Lebowski. I am the dude…man.
Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
does the pope shit in the woods?
Don’t fuck with da Jesus!!
DONNIE UR OUT OF UR ELEMENT, UR LIKE A CHILD WHO JUST WALKED INTO A MOVIE THEATER WHO HAS NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
Donnie: Are those the nazis Walter? Walter: No Donnie, these are the nihilists, nothing to be afraid of..
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man.
DONNY WAS A GOOD BOWLER…AND A GOOD MAN……DONNY LOVED THE OUTDOORS…AND BOWLING.
Donny who loved bowling, who surfed the beaches of Southern California, from Venice Beach to Louis Toirrio, but in your wisdom Lord, you took him, like you took so many bright, flowering young men of his generation, from Khe Sahn, Nui Daht and Hill 364.
Donny you’re out of your element!
Donny your out of your element! Dude, The China mans not the issue!
Donny, you’re out of your element!
Donny: Are they gonna hurt us?
Walter: No Donny, these men are cowards.
Donny: Where you going Dude? Dude: Going home Donny. Donny: Phone’s ringin’ dude. Dude: Thank you, Donny!
Dude what I see here are a series of victimless crimes
Dude! Toss The Ringer!! (bails out of the moving car)
Dude, the china-man is not the issue here, and dude, also, asian american is the prefered nominclature..
Dude- It’s just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You’re living in the fucking past.
Walter-Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax–YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST!
Dude: Just stay away from my fuckin lady friend. Dick: Hey, I’m not messin with your special lady.. Dude: She’s not my special lady..she’s my lady friend..I’m just helpin her concieve man..
dude:look will you just calm down man?
walter:i’m perfectly calm dude.
dude:yeah, waving that fucking gun around?
walter:i’m calmer than you are.
dude:will you just take it easy?
walter:calmer than you are.
Eight year-olds, dude.
Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man!
Fair…? Who’re the fucking nihlists around here?
Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.
Fuck it Dude, lt’s go bowling.
Fuck it, man. Let’s go bowling.
Fuck off, Dafino.
Fuckin A man I got a rash.
Fuckin’ Quintana… that creep can roll, man.
Fuckin’ Quintanna, that creep can roll man.
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.
Gimme the ringer-Chop Chop.
He died, before his time, as so many did before him, at Kason, at Londock…..
He pissed on your Fucking rug dude
He thinks the carpet pisser’s did this
He’s a good man…and thorough
Hey careful man, they’re beverages involved here…
Hey, careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
Hey, man! There’s a beverage involved here!
How ya gonna keep them down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus.
I can get you a toe man.
I can get you a toe- WITH nail polish
I can see you rolled your way into the semis, dios mio ma
I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug.
I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.
I don’t like your jerk-off name, I don’t like your jerk-off face, I don’t like your jerk-off attitude, and I don’t like you. Jerk-off.
I don’t need your fucking sympathy, man…I need my fucking Johnson.
I don’t roll on Shabbos!
I dont like you suckin around, bothering our citizens * *, we got a nice quiet little beachside community here and I aim to keep it nice and quiet, Mr Treehorn said he had to eject you from his Garden party, that you were drunk, and abusive.
Mr Treehorn treats objects like women Man.
Mr Treehorn draws a lotta water in this town, you dont draw shit * *.
Stay outa Malibu * *, STAY OUT OF MALIBU DEADBEAT!!, keep your phony goldbrickin ass out of my beachside community, YOU GOT THAT???.
I’m sorry I wasnt listening.
I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck —
I hate the fucking Eagles man.
i like poop!!
I like your style, Dude.
I love you walter, but some day, you’re going to have to face the fact that you are a goddamn moron!
I mean, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.
I mean, she’s gotta feed the monkey man!
I still jerk off manually.
I told that kraut a fuckin’ thousand times I don’t roll on shabbas!
I WOULDN’T HOLD OUT MUCH HOPE FOR THE TAPE DECK…OR THE CREDENCE.
I’LL SUCK UR COCK FOR $1000
I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt can’t watch, though, or he’s gotta pay a hundred.
I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars…well I just need to find an ATM!
I’m as Jewish as fucking Tevye.
I’m calmer than you are dude. Calmer than you are.
I’m just gonna find a cash machine.
I’m the Dude, man.
i’m the dude. so that’s what you call me. that, or duder. his dudeness. or el duderino…
I’ve never been too concerned of other people’s careers
If you will it, it is no dream.
ill give you a blow job for a thousand dollars
Im talking bout drawing a line in the sand, across this line you do not- also, Dude, Chinamen is not the preferred noinclature, Asian-American, please.
Is it. . . is it, being prepared to
do the right thing? Whatever the
price? Isn’t that what makes a man?
Sure. That and a pair of testicles.
Is this a …what day is this?
Is this your homework, Larry?
It’s the LeBaron
J)you listen to me pendejo, you pull any of that flashing your piece around shit, ill take it away from you and shove it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click…
J)You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus
JESUS:WALTER’IF YOU TRY AND PULL ANY OF YOUR CRAZY SHIT ME WITH ME,LIKE PULLING A FUCKING GUN,I’LL SNATCH IT OUT OF YOUR HAND AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND PULL THE TRIGGER TILL IT GOES CLICK.
Just as every bum’s lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame.
Just because we’re bereived doesnt make us saps…
Do you have a Ralphs around here?
Just stop messin’ with my special lady….I mean my fuckin’ lady friend
leads? yeah let me just check with the guys down at the crime lab. they got 4 people working on the case, they got us working in shifts! Leads, haha!
Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. Youâ€™re Mr. Lebowski. Iâ€™m the Dude. So, thatâ€™s what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if youâ€™re not into the whole brevity thing.
Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”
Let’s go bowling.
Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience Donny!
life does not stop and start at your convenience you misearble piece of shit
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. OVER THE LINE!
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable PIECE OF SHIT!
Living in the past? From Moses to Sandy Koufax, your god damn right I’m living in the past.
Man, if my fuckin ex told me to take care of her fuckin dog while she and her boyfriend went on a honeymoon in Hawaii i’d tell her to go fuck herself!
Maude: Did you think this was all fun and games..I want a child… Dude: ok..yeah..ok..well..let me explain something about the dude…
maude:you can imagine what happens next.
dude: he fixes the cable?
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
Mind if I do a J?
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women.
My art has been described as being vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself bothers some men. VAGINA.
My concern is, and I’ve gotta check with my accountant, that this might bump me up into a higher tax.
My dirty undies dude. Laundry. The Whites.
My wife Bunny? Do you see a ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!
My…my wi, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up, man!
Nihilist 1: But she thought we could get a million dollars.. Nihilist 2: It’s not faaaiiirrr Walter: FAIR!! Who’s the fuckin nihilist around here, you bunch of fuckin cry babies
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
No Donnie, these men are nihilists.
No, you’re not wrong, Walter. You’re an asshole!
No…Walter, your not wrong…YOUR JUST AN IDIOT!
Nobody fuck with Jesus…Jesus will fuck you up.
nobody fucks wit de JEZZZUS
Nobody fucks with the jesus!
Nothing is fucked dude, nothing is fucked…..
Now that is fucking combat.
Now what we have here, is a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their heads trying to find reverse on a soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
obviously, you’re not a golfer
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
ohhh man…not on the rug….man…
Okay, Jackie, Done. I like the way you do business. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-n-Out Burger. A real fuckin brat, but I’m sure your goons’ll be able to get it off him. I mean, he’s only fifteen…. flunking social studies.
Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong.
Over the line Smokey
OVER THE LINE!
OVER THE LINE!!
P1) What we’re dealing with here, is a series of victimless crimes. P2) What about the toe?! P1) FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
P1) When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast. P2) What’s a pederast, Walter? P1) Shut the fuck up, Donny.
P1)The kid lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. P2) No, the In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose. P1) Near the In-and-Out Burger. P3) Those are good burgers, Walter. P1) Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Pacifism is not something to hide behind, Donny.
Parlez usted ingles?
Punk) (Holding bowling ball) What the hell is this?
Dude) Obviously you aren’t a golfer..
Saturday, Donny, is shabbas, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!
Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it’s an ethos.
See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!
She sent me to Get a rug!
She’s not my ‘special lady,’ look, I’m just helpin’ her conceive man!
She’s not my lady friend, Im just helping her conceive.
SHUT THE FU$% UP DONNY
SHUT THE FUCK U-when do we play?
Shut the fuck up Donny!
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Shut the fuck up, Donny…
shut the fuck up,donny
Shut the hell up donnie! You are out of your element! You are just like a small child that wanders into a conversation, not knowing what is going on, so just shut the hell up!
Smokey my friend, You`re entering A world of pain.
So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, the bar, it eats you.
Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum
Take that hill!
That is our most MODESTLY priced receptical….2: $800? Look, just cause we’re bereaved doesn’t make us SAPS!
That poor woman…..that poor slut kidnapped herself, come on dude you said so yourself
that rug really tied the room together
that rug really tied the room together, did it not?
That rug really tied the room together.
That’s a great plan, Walter. That’s fuckin’ ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch.
That’s a great plan, Walter. That’s fuckin’ ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch.
That’s my robe!
Thats right, Dude, nobody FUCKS wit DA JESUS!
THATS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER DIRECTLY IN THE ASS
The bums will always lose!
The call Los Angeles, the city of angels.
The CHINAMAN is not the ISSUE here, DUDE! Im talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude! Across this line YOU DO NOT.. Also dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian american,, please..
The dude abides
the dude abides.
The world does’t stop and start at your convinence you missrable piece of shit.
They pissed on my rug man!
They were Nazis, Dude?
They’re calling the cops, put the piece away.
This aggression will not stand, man.
This is a bummer, man.
This is a very complicated case Maude, you know, lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous and lot of strands to keep in my head man, you know, lot of strands in old duder’s head.
This is a very complicated case, a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous.
This is bowling. There are rules.
This is not ‘Nam dude. There are rulings.
This is not Vietnam Smokey, there are rules here!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN U TRY AND FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!
U’LL BE IN A WORLD OF PAIN DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS
W’ell go there after the whathaveya, brace the kid, should be a pushover, and yes, Donny w’ell be near the in and out, some Burgers, some Beers, our troubles are over Dude.
W:Smokey, you’re entering a world of pain. You mark that frame an eight you’re entering a world of pain.
Walter, I love you, but one of these day’s you’re gonna have to realize that you’re a fuckin’ moron.
Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can’t go give him a bill.
Walter- And let’s also not forget–let’s not forget, Dude–that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city– that isn’t legal either.
Walter- Say what you like about the tenants of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
WALTER:DOES HE WRITE ANYMORE?MAID:NO,HEALTH PROBLEMS.
WALTER:YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT,DONNIE.
We’re scatterin’ the f*ckin’ ashes!!!!
We’re talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.
well thats just like your opinion, man…
Well, I still jerk off manually.
Well…that’s just like…your opinion man.
What are you a fucking park ranger?
What the fuck does anything have to do with vietnam?!?!
What the hell is this. my dirty undies Dude, laundry, The whites
What’s a pederass?
What’s this ‘day of rest’ shit, man? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fucking care… It don’t matter to Jesus! But you’re not fooling me, man! You might fool the fucks down at the league office, but you don’t fool the Jesus! It’s bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! (cackles) I would’ve fucked you in the ass Saturday, Saturday… But now I’ll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, baby! (pelvic thrust and exeunt)
What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man — ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
Whatch it man! I got a beverage here.
Wheew, I’m throwing rocks tonight!
Where’s the Fuck’n money Shithead?
It’s Down there somewhere let me get another look.
Where’s the money Lebowski. Where’s the fuckin money you shit head.
Wheres the money Lebowski, wheres the money lebowski, wheres the FUCKING money SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wheres the money Lebowski?…………
Its down there somewhere, let me take another look
Wheres the money [name]?
Who the fuck are the Knutzens?
who the fuck are you man. just one of Maudie’s friends. realy, a friend with a cleft asshole!
who the fuck is he?
nox harrington, the video artist.
yeah a friend with a clempt asshole?
Woo, isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
yeah well atleast I’m house broken
Yeah well, that’s just like your opinion man.
Yeah, but I wasn’t over.
You brought the fuckin’ Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
You can probably guess what happens next.
He fixes the cable?
You do any funny stuff, you flash your piece on the lane…I take it away from you, shove it up your ass, and pull the fucking trigger till it goes ‘click’.
You got any more of that fine Sasparilla?
You got the wrong guy, im the dude.
You guys are dead in the water.
You made me leave my house on Shabaas. The Jewish day of rest. I can only break that if its a life or death matter. You’re not even f***ing Jewish man! The f**k you talkin’ about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on dude, you know this. Yeah, and five f***ing years ago you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card, you get a new license, you stop being Jewish!?
You mark that frame an ‘eight,’ you’re entering a world of pain.
You mark that frame an 8 you’re entering a world of pain. A world of pain.
You might want to watch out that front window, Larry. Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! Little prick’s stonewallin’ me. This is what happens, Larry. (beats car with crow bar) This is what happens. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
you pull any of that shit– waving your piece around on the lanes– i take it from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the trigger ’till it goes click.
You said it man…nobody fucks with the Jesus!
You think the rug pisser’s did this ?
You wanna toe i can get you a toe by 4 oclock
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon–with nail polish.
You’re entering a world of pain.
You’re not wrong, Walter; you’re just an asshole!
You’re out of your element Donny! Whats your point walter…yea walter, whats you point
your about to enter a world of pain
Your Like a child, a child who wanders into the middle of movie, and wants to know what is going on
you have no fame of reference
Your out of your element
Your phone’s ringing dude.
Your wife owes money to Jackie Trehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Trehorn
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