1)I have an appointment with Mercedes. 2)She no longer works here. 3)Oh, that’s okay, we’ll take Porsche, then. 2)She’s no longer here, either — we got rid of all our foreign cars.
1)Let’s talk about inter-racial love. 2)Girl, you know you black!
1)Look at that. Now that’s just too much booty. 2)If there was a plane crash, we could eat for days.
1)My name is Mrs.Towner. 2)Well, what can we do for you today, Ms. Towner? 1)MRS. Towner! That’s T as in Tom, O as in Othavie, W as in Wallacoochie, Georgia, and ner as is in…I don’t live near here.
1)This comin’ from the woman who had Popeye’s cater her wedding 2)It was Church’s 1)It was chicken 3)Hey, I ain’t mad at ya!
1)What am I supposed to do about the piano playing coming out of there? 2)I will try to play quieter.
1)What do you know about doing black folks’ hair? 2)I’m not gonna screw it up, if that’s what you mean.
1)When’d y’all get so integrated in here? 2)This morning!
1)You paid $8000…per titty? 2)Yes. And I they were worth every penny. I love them. 1)Girl, you could have bought yourself a Saturn with that money!
Are we the only shop in Atlanta you like to harrass?
Either I’m still buzzin’ from last night’s party or Miss Angeline done come up!
Gina, is that monkeyfish catbread lady going to be here today?
He was blowin’ up my phone, my girlfriends’ phone, my mama’s phone, so I did what I had to do and I went ghetto on his ass. Know what I did? I told him I was pregnant and I haven’t seen the brother for 10 years. Now, a white girl would have gone to the police station and filed a restraining order that would’ve pissed him off even worse. Then he woulda been waiting outside in the bushes with a butcher knife, ready to kill a bitch…
Hey! Quiet, y’all, Oprah’s on!
How bout some fresh monkeybread — ee! — I made it myself this morning!
I thought the best thing to happen to Jorge’s was Jorge
I’ve got some Don King issues!
Is it because i’m black.IS IT BECAUSE I’M BLACK!
Is she droppin’ it like it’s hot?
Ms. Angeline, she always used to skim off the top of my fish dinners. She said she was a Christian, but you know, I think she’s La Cosa Nostra!
Please let his sarcastic ass be here!
What the hell is he going to do, braid your scalp?
Yeah, cuz that’s Auntie Gina’s baby…okay.
You ain’t tryin’ to brighten up the place, you’s tryin’ to whiten up the place!
you cant fire me cuz i quit
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