Movie Quotes from Batman Returns: Quotes from the movie Batman Returns
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
1-Mistletoe is deadly if you eat it. 2-A kiss is even deadlier if you mean it.
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
(1) Can you make up a dirty limerick or something?
(2) One has just sprung to mind.
(1) Salena, Salena, Salena…
(2) That’s my name, Maximilian, don’t wear it out or I’ll make you buy me a new one.
(1)We need to talk. You see, you and I have something in common.
(2)Sounds familiar. Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the tzars of fashion? Naked sexual charisma?
(1)Well, come what may. Merry Christmas Mr. Wayne.
(2)Merry Christmas Alfred. Good will towards men. And women.
(1)You got kind of a dark side, don’t you?
(2)No darker than yours, Bruce.
–I’m not to be taken for granted. Are you listening?
–Hanging on your every word.
1) And Bruce Wayne, why the hell are you dressed up like Batman?
2) Because he IS batman you idiot!
1) Do you know what curiosity did to a cat? 2) I am not a cat.
1) Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. 2)But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
1)It’s cold! 2)Its a vichyssoise, Sir….It’s supposed to be cold.
1:You don’t really think you’ll win, do you? 2:Things change.
A mistletoe can be deadle if you eat it but a kiss is even deadler if you mean it
A penguin is a bird that cannot fly. I am a man.
A plan is forming….
Ahh, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.
But last night–complete blurr. Couldn’t you just die?
But when it comes down to it, who is holding the umbrella?
Catwoman ~ (gun fires twice) Four, five, STILL ALIVE (slash the whip, 2 more bullets) six, seven, all good girls go to heaven. (click) oh, two lives left Max. I think i’ll save one for next christmas, but until then, how bout a kiss Santy Claus.
Catwoman: As I was saying, I’m a woman and I can’t be taken for granted. Life’s a bitch, now so am I.
Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
Catwoman: I don’t know about you Kitty, but I feel.. so much yummier.
Catwoman: I don’t know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much… yummier.
Catwoman: I just love a big strong man whose not afraid to show it with someone half his size. Be gentle, it’s my first time.
Catwoman: Well it seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead, or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.
Catwoman: You poor guys, always confusing your pistols with your privates.
Charles ‘Chip’ Shreck: Dad, you buy that bleary business?
Maximillian ‘Max’ Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who’da thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I’ll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.
Clown)…but…killing children…isn’t that a little…?
Penguin) No! Its a lot! (Shoots the Clown dead)
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Got to go girl talk!
Gotta go… girl talk!
He didn’t even lose a limb, an eyeball! Bladder control!
Hello honey, I’m home. Oh, I forgot. I’m not married.
HELPLESS OLD LADY AT 12 O’CLOCK HIGH
Hey, remember me? I’m Max’s hand!!!
Honey, I’m home. Oh, I forgot. I’m not married.
How ’bout a kiss anti-clause?
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
I can really get into this mayor stuff! It’s not about power, it’s about reaching out to people, Touching people, GROPING people!
I don’t know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much…yummier.
I don’t know about you Miss Kitty, but I feel so much …. yummier.
I don’t like normal men, they always let you down. The sick ones don’t scare me, at least they’re committed.
I played this stinkin’ city like a harp from hell.
I played this town like a harp from hell
I was their number one son… But they treated me like number two
I wouldn’t touch you to scratch you.
I’m not really one for speeches, so I’ll just say, THANKS!
It’s the so called normal guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me, at least they’re committed.
Jen: What I’d like to do first is put these little glove things on you. Our research tells us that voters like fingers.
Just the pussy I’ve been looking for!
Life’s a bitch, and so am I.
Life’s a bitch. Now, so am I
Lifes a bitch, Now so am I!
mmm this make sme feel so… dirty. I think I’ll have a bath right here. *LickLickLick*
My penguins…we stand at a great threshold. It’s okay to be scared; many of you won’t be coming back. But now, thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish ALL God’s children! First, second, third and fourth-born! Male AND female! Why be biased? Hell, the sexes are equal when their erogenous zones are blown sky-high! Forward, march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!
Odd as it may seem Max, you and I have something in common. We’re both perceived as monsters. But somehow you’re a well respected monster. And I am, to date… not.
Oh Please, I wouldnt touch you to scratch you!
One life left. I think I’ll save one for next Christmas. But in the meantime, how ’bout a kiss Santy Clause.
Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You’re at home, in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: [H]ow’s Fred Atkins, your old partner?
Max Shreck: Fred? Fred’s actually . . . I believe he’s on extended vacation–he’s good.
Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin: Hi ya, Max! Remember me?! I’m Fred’s hand! You wanna greet any other body parts?!
Oswald is Gotham’s new golden boy.
Penguin: what you flush down your toilet, I hang on my mantle!
Saved by kitty litter! Bastard!
Saved by kitty litter, ha ha… Bastard!
Security Guard: Don’t hurt us lady, our take home is less than three hundred. Catwoman: Your overpayed, hit the road!
Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave?
Selena Kyle: Wow, THE Batman — or is it just Batman? It’s your choice, of course!
Selina Kyle/Catwoman: Who are you? Who’s the man behind the bat? Maybe you can help me find the woman behind the cat.
Selina Kyle: Tell Bruce that this isn’t a rejection. In fact, he makes me feel the way I hope I really am.
Selina: It’s a blur. I mean, not complete amnesia. I, I, I remember Stimery Margaret puking in church and Betsy Reiley saying it was morning sickness. And I remember the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school, and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg. He’s dead now.
Selina: It’s the so-called ‘normal’ guys who always let you down. Sicko’s never scare me, at least their committed.
Selina: Well that was very brief, just like all the men in my life.
Shreck: One can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, THAT’S the meaning.
Shreck: What did curiosity do to the cat? Selina: I’m no cat.
Still, could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
The Penguin: I think the word your looking for is.. ARGHHHHHHHHH!
The Penguin: Just the pussy I’ve been looking for.
The Penguin: Your just jealous, because I’m a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask.
Was Vicki right about your difficulty with duality?
Welcome to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving. Gentlemen, start your screaming.
Well thats a bumwrap. But i’m a bussiness man tough yes. Shrewd okay.
but that does not make me a monster.
Well, the party never stops on Selina Kyle’s answering machine!
Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who’da thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I’ll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.
You make it so easy don’t you. Waiting for some Batman to come and save you. I am Catwoman, hear me roar!
You think you can go ten rounds with Mohammed Shreck?
You’re just jealous because I’m a real freak and you have to wear a mask.
You’re the second man who killed me this week. But I’ve got seven lives left.
You’ve got to admit, I’ve played this stinkin’ city like a harp from
A kiss under mistletoe. *Pause* You know mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Akiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
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