Movie Quotes from Arsenic and Old Lace: Quotes from the movie Arsenic and Old Lace

1) when we’re married, I hope I find you more aggreable 2) after we’re married, I hope I find you adequate.

1. You can not count the one in South Bend, he died of pneumonia. 2. He wouldn’t of died of pneumonia if I hadn’t shot him. 1. No, no, Johnny, you can not count them. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies are just as good as you are.

1: I must be catching cold.
2: No, dear, it was Reverend Harper who sneezed.

CHARGE!! CHARGE THE BLOCKHOUSE!

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you ever see anybody in a play act like they got any intelligence?

Elaine: *whistles*
Mortimer: What, now?!
Elaine: No! Not now!

He just sits there waiting to be gagged and tied. The big dope.

I don’t know if I can explain it. It’s not only against the law, it’s wrong!

I’m not a cab driver I’m a coffee pot

I’m not a cab driver, I’m a coffeepot!

I’m the son of a sea cook

Insanity runs in my family.
It practically gallops.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops!

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Insanity runs in my family……. practically gallops…..

Johnny, please let me kill him now.

No, not the Melbourne way! After two hours, the man in Melbourne was just as dead as the man in London.

Now, Mortimer, don’t be so inquisitive! The gentleman died, because he drank some wine, with poison in it.

Ohhh, he’s getting heavy…Ohhh, his shoe fell off Johnny!

the winking and blinking of the other eye

When I come back I expect to find you gone. Wait for me!

When you say others, do you mean…OTHERS?! As in more then one?

Where am I? Oh, here I am.

Yeah, yeah, I know that bromide. Something borrowed, something blue, old, new. Rice and old shoes, carry you over the threshold, Niagara Falls, all the silly tripe I’ve made fun of for years. Is this what I’ve come to? I can’t go through with it. I won’t marry you and that’s that.

You wouldn’t want children with three heads, I mean you wouldn’t want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell?

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