Movie Quotes from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls: Quotes from the movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

(laughing) Chief says you make him laugh! You are like sissy girl!

3 darts is tooo much!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllrighty then

ace: theres…someone on the wing, some……THING. im sorry, what were you saying?

ace: well if you were me, then i’d be you, and i’d use your body to get to the top. you cant stop me no matter who you are. LOOOOSER!

ace:it was right there…can i do it again? green:well actually, we must be getting back… ace:of course, how selfish of me. lets do all the things that YOU wanna do.


Alrighty then!

And the motive is… blah.

and you MUST be the Monopoly guy!!!

And you must be the Monopoly guy.

Baby baluuuuga baby baluuuuga….. whale.

bat?! what….bat?! you didnt say anything about a bat!

Be careful with that phone! In time…you could develop a tumor.

can you feel that? huh, can you feel that captain compost? the day of redemption is at hand. repent and thou shall be saved

Catbee…from the constilent right?

chitty bang -bang yeah!

earthquake test!

Everyone loves a slinky you gotta get a slinky! Slinky! Slinky! Go Slinky GO!!!!!

everyone loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky, slinky, slinky, go slinky go!

ewewewew…ewewewew. honk,honk,honk,honk,honk.. hey-ho-silver away!!!

Exactly, I was merely running a drill.

Excuse me, you’re balls are showing..bumblee bee tuna

excuse me, your balls are showing…bumblebee tuna!!

Excuse me. Your balls are showing.

Excusme sir your , BALLS are showing!

fee fi fo fum…. i smelllll….
the fingerprints of scum!

Flight Attendant: Peanuts. Ace: No thank you i have my own but they are carry on.

flight attendant: peanuts?
Ace: yes I ‘ve got one right here. It’s bulky but I consider it carry-on.

Funny. It didn’t seem to hurt that much when you were doing it to the horse

greenwall, hit the lights! the switch on the wall beside you…flick it quick!! shall we go to jail?

Greenwall, hit the lights!….the switch on the wall beside ya, go for it!….flick it quick!

Greenwall: Bumbawae achuna.
Ace: Hello there, nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. BUMBLEBEE TUNA!

Greenwall: i think he’s saying that she is not a virgin.
Ace: they can tell that?


Holy testicle Tuesday!

Humans and animals can live in harmony……..

I could fall into a presafice…here use my torch…why spank you helpy helperton

I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Go ahead throw it..I dare you

I have vowed to live a life of celbiacy…got a dollar?

i really hope this quotes ends up in…dude..that..would be…tight.

I represent the princess – I am a princess.
War is hell, that last thing we want is a fight – I want to fight you, so go to hell!

I was practicing my mantra.

I’ve never seen them act like that. Denial can be an ugly thing.

If I’m not back in five minutes… Just wait longer.

It is the mucus that binds us

Its dark…I might fall into a precipise(gets handed the torch) Spank you happy Helperton!

Its going to be some kind of new record… Every one loves a slinky a slinky… awa man so close, can i try it again?



kinda hot in these rhinos…

Libbie Libbie Waa..Pa…Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Charoo…Hiya Raa

Liiiiiike a glove!


Mmmmmmm. Flowers? For me? I do declare Mr. Bodyguard, you are my hero! Uh-oh

Nonsense poopy pants

Nonsense poopy pants!

Now if I can just find a parking space!

oowoo oowoo honk honk honk honk honk honk honk! High ho silver, AWAY!


slinky, slinky everyone loves a slinky. can I do it again?

Spank you Greenwall. Spank you very much.

take that you winged spawn of satan!

Take that you winged spawn of satan!!.. That’s okay.. All’s I really need is my torch *sounds of a bat* DIE DEVIL BIRD!!

thats what you slipped in, thats what was on your shoe and that explains the abrasion on your palm. let me run that back for ya: mlap rouy no noisarba eht snailpex taht dna eohs rouy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht…THATS WHAT YOU SLIPPED IN, THATS WHAT WAS ON YOUR SHOE AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABSASION ON YOUR PALM!! DAMN I’M GOOD

Theres someone on the wing, SOMETHING!

They said that she is not a virgin.

this is a lovely room of death!

THIS IS A LOVELY ROOM OF DEATH! alritey then bye bye now!

Three Darts is TOOOOO MUAAACCCCHHHHHHHH! i think i lost ’em. Heeeeeeeeeey!

Well if you were me, then I’d be you! And I’d use your body to get to the top! You can’t stop me, no matter who you are. Hehehehe….Loooser!

well, aren’t I the popular one?

wellll first I would develope a motive. the man saw the size of the bugs dick and became insanely jealous. then i would lose thirty pounds PORKIN HIS WIFE.

white devil, white devil


ya know gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay

yes, Satan?

You can poke somebodys eye out with that thing

you must be the monopoly guy!

You’re good….with my help, you COULD be the best.

Your request is like your lower intestine…stink and full of danger.

Your request is like your lower intestine…stinky and full of danger.

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

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