Movie Quotes from About Last Night…: Quotes from the movie About Last Night…

#1 Deb we’re going to Irving’s. It’s a 4 o’clock dive for us kamakazi pilots. #2 Right, I’ve been bombed there a couple of times myself. #1 Hah! Quit while your ahead.

#1 Listen I was pretty drunk last night, did anything happen? #2 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…No! Absolutly nothing…want to do it again?

#1 Oh god, Pat’s going in for the kill. Oh my! That was a nice turn. #2 With just a hint of giddiness. #1 Her big move should be coming up any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle. #2 There is a 3.2 level of difficulty here. Joan let’s see if she can pull it off. #1 This is it…this is it…Oh Yes! #2 Oh Yes! #1&#2 Oh Yes!…Yes!…Oh Bravo!…Bravo! 9.0!

#1 That 2nd baseman’s got a really nice ass. #2 I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine.

#1 Tomorrow you know, there going to come at me like maurading beasts bent on destruction. #2 Stop it. #1 Debra, you work in advertising…a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters. #1 Your talking about 5 year olds! #2 Right! and my job is to break their spirit. That is what kindergarden is all about. The Germans invented it, think about it.

#1 You know the thing about redheads is…lack of pigmentation. #2 Well, there almost albino. #1 You bang albino?! #2 No. #1 Well I have, and there nuts.

‘Don’t ever lose your sense of humor.’

‘I give it six months.’

‘Oh, yeah, I wanted to talk to you about last night.’

‘Til You Love Somebody.

‘You don’t know what love is. I gave you love.’

(She’s The) Shape Of Things To Come.

-I was just noticing you noticing me noticing you.
–There’s a clock above your head.

1,2,6… i’m in the hall, struggling in my shorts…

A pro, Dan, is how you think of yourself.

A whole drawer?!

A) I bet these have been put to good use.
B) Oh, they work? Good, because I just got them today.

A) Know much about the fight game? B) No. A) I’m the heavyweight champ of the world. B) Nice to meet you, champ.

A) You bang albino? B) No. A) Well I have and they’re nuts!

And you are a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.

And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.

Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn’t have a pussy there’d be a bounty on your head.

Forget it.

I don’t l-lllove you anymore

I love-making love with you

I refuse to date any guy whose ass is smaller than mine.

I saw noticed you noticing me. There’s a clock over you head.

If Anybody Had A Heart.

If We Can Get Through The Night.

Living Inside My Heart.

Natural Love.

Oh great, I tell you I’m a thief and you call me a liar.

Oh great. I tell you I’m a thief and you call me a liar.

Pardon me…but I couldn’t help noticing you noticing me…

Pull this leg and it plays Jingle bells

Pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells.

She baked us a pie!

So Far, So Good.

So tits out to here so.

So, how’s what’s her name?

Take a fuckin’ look at this.

Teacher reading story to students: ‘And the Virgin Mary descended upon….’ Student: What’s a virgin? Teacher: A virgin is someone who’s never had sex. Another student: What’s sex? Teacher: Sex is something men and women do to make a baby. Another student: Are you a virgin? Teacher: No. Student: Do you have a baby? Teacher: No. People who don’t want babies also have sex? Student: What for? Teacher: For about 10 or 15 minutes.

The best thing that can happen to you Dan is an industrial accident.

They told me you were dead. They said Dan is dead, but I told ’em no, Dan’s not dead, he would of called me for the funeral.

This face seats two.

This is Joan my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks.

Tits and ass, tits and ass, tits and ass! Bludy blu Bludy blu.

We’ve been in the dark long enough

Where did your friend develop her personality… a car crash?

Where’d you get all that stuff? I stole it from the office. No you didn’t!! Well that’s great, just great, I tell you I’m a thief and you call me a liar, nice guy!!

Why don’t you take this and shove it up your ass? – Oh I see, so by your instructions I’m suppose to torture myself anally? Is that what your into? Does Deb know about this?


Words Into Action.

you are a psychopathis shcizophrenic maladjusted social misfit

You don’t go here. You don’t go there. You’re about as much fun as a stick.

You just know she ain’t wearin’ no underpants.

You just KNOW she ain’t wearing no underpants.

You know I have been meaning to mention that it’s really stupid to fuck your boss. I mean for starters it’s a damn good way to lose your job.

You know something Joan, if you didn’t have a pussy there would be a bounty on your head.

You know, for 600 bucks I could have that guy put to sleep.

you know?… those firemen make out like bandits

You’re about as much fun as a stick!

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