(Fiona): Will, am I a bad mother? (Will): No. No, you’re not a bad mother. You’re just a barking lunatic.
1) Oh, haven’t seen you in a while. How’s Ned? 2) Who? 1)Ned! Your son. 2)Oh. He’s crap. Made him up so I could get close to women. 1) You’re sick!
1.Well I didn’t think I’d have to remember it, did I? Did you read the part where I said I’d always love you?
2.It’s a bit hard for you to love me when you’re dead, isn’t it?
1: You will end up childless and alone.
2: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.
Ali: She’s not keen on him… she’s only keen on ME!!!
and it was horrible… but driving fast behind that ambulance was fantastic!
and there I was, killing them softly with my song…
die you homo i hate you go kill urself
For a moment I loved him, really loved him.
I am an island. I am bloody Ibiza!
I am Bloody Ibiza
I think I killed a duck.
I’d be the worst possible Godfather. I’d probably drop her on her head at her christening. I’d forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I’d take her out and get her drunk. And, let’s face it, quite possibly try and sleep with her.
I’ll probably drop her on her head, and forget all her birthdays til she’s eighteen. Then I’ll take her out, get her drunk… and lets face it, probably try to shag her!
I’ll tell you one thing. Men are bastards. After about ten minutes I wanted to cut my *own* penis off with a kitchen knife.
Listen to me you god damn hippie
Listen you shitty little squitty snot nosed bastard
Look who’s coming round the bend, it’s santa and his reindeer friends…
M: Oh, don’t worry, I think your mum is keen on him.
A: [Shouting] She’s not keen on him! She’s only keen on me!
Marcus- Hello; Girl- piss off
Marcus: He’s off his head!
Will: No he’s not
Marcus: He said he’d cut me up into little pieces and hide me under the floorboards!
Will: He did?
Marcus: No, but I’m sure he’s capable of it
MARCUS: At least she looked good. I got her to put on that nice hairy jumper and those earings her friend got her from Zimbabwe.
WILL: The kid seemed to think we were on some kind of date. As for his mother, she was clearly insane and appeared to be wearing some kind of yeti costume.
Me, I didn’t mean anything. About anything, to anyone. And I knew that guaranteed me a long, depression-free life.
Oh yeah. Ducks are my favorite animals, except for Dolphins. They can kill sharks just with their noses!
Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.
Please don’t try to commit suicide again.
shake your Uhhh
suck my dick you horny mother fucker or i’ll kill u and feed you to your mother for her fucking breakfast
the kid took to me right away. it could be because on our first meeting i took her to the zoo n shook her upside down. i wish all relationships with human beings were that easy.
The thing is that a person’s life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show and The Will Show is not an ensemble drama.
Will- fucking hell. Marcus- i don’t know why he cusses like that. but it makes me feel good.
WILL: So there I was, killing them softly with my song…or rather, being killed and not that softly either.
Will: Oh God, the anti-christ. Hello barney!
Will: Oh no! November the sodding 19th… Six weeks before bloody Christmas and they were already playing that song!
Will: Well? Don’t well me about this you daft, fucking hippy!
you hafta mean things to help people. she meant playing killing her softly. i didn’t mean anything and i knew this garanteed me a depression free life.
You like rap?
Yeah. It’s by black people. They’re angry most of the time, but sometimes they just want to have sex.
[Fiona is crying]
Fiona : I mean, he’s a special – very, very special boy and he’s got a special soul, and I’ve wounded it.
Will : Oh, please, just shut up. You’re wounding my soul!
[Marc]: He said he’d cut me up in little pieces and hide me under the floorboards! [Will]: He said that? [Marc]: No…but I’m sure he’s capable of it!
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