#1 Who’s your daddy? #2 Wayne Rink!
(1) But, I’m 13! (2) Jenna, if you’re going to start lying about your age I’d go with 27.
-Whats wrong pookie? -Pookie? Pa-yookie! You’re married and to a girl I work with! -That didnt stop us from rattling a few desk drawers last week!
1)Becky, can I ask you a question? 2) Yes. 1) Can you tell I’m wearing underwear, because I totally am. 2) I think that’s the way its supposed to be.
1. What colour is my tongue? What colour is it? 2. It’s red. I dunno – red 1. Red red or tongue red? 2. Razzle red 1. Show me yours 2.What? 1.Show me your tongue. C’mon, I showed you mine. 2. I am not showing you my tongue 1. Show me your tongue. C’mon, Matt I showed you mine. 2. I didn’t ask to see yours 1. Matty, I need to see your tongue. (He sticks his tongue out) Razzle red
1.)this is my friend matty, and his friend wendy.2.) his fiance 1.) yea so weird.
1: How long until your balls get totally squished?
1: I saw his thingy! 2: Oh god not his thingy.
1: I’ll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
1: Who’s your daddy?
2: …Wayne Rink?
and we lost everything that matters
Â° Matty? – Yeah? Â° Arriverdeci! – Bye Â° Matty??? – Au revoir
Becky: I like your dress Jenna: Thanks! Its cause Ive got these incredible boobs to fill it out!
Both- 1, 2, 3!! Whoa! Jenna-Are you okay? Matt- Ugh, I’m getting old. Jenna- No you’re not because that means I am. Matt-Well… Jenna-Hey you got arm hair. Matt- Haven’t gotten that reaction.
Don’t make me come down and grab you! hehe.
hey, you got arm hair… (they start making out)
I know Ive made a lot of mistakes, but I dont regret making any of them…because if I hadnt made them I wouldnt have learned how to make things right.
I think all of us want to feel something that we’ve forgotten or turned our backs on…because maybe we didnt realize how much we were leaving behind. We need to remember what used to be good. If we dont, we wont recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.
I wanna be 30 and flirty and thriving
I wanna dance with somebody.
I’ll have a lemonaide
I’m not the person that I used to be. I don’t even know that person. And if you knew that. If in your heart you really really knew that, you wouldn’t be getting ready to marry somebody right now unless that someone were me.
It doesn’t matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.
It will be deadly serious. Fashion suicide.
It’s because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!
Jenna-I love you Matt. An- you’re my best friend. Matt-Jenna I, I have always loved you.
Jenna: What were we playing? Matt:I don’t know, spin the rapist or something
jenna:wanna know a secret?
jenna:you’re the sweetest guy i’ve ever known
Keep it simple, stupid.
O I know, I owe you one raunchy strip tease.
Oh, no. Not his thingy…
We are young, heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love Is A Battlefield
What I like about you.
Whoever that was Lucy was talking about, wasn’t me. I don’t even know that person. And I believe, I have to believe, that if you knew that, if in your heart you really really knew that, you wouldn’t be getting ready to marry someone unless that someone were me.
Why can’t I?
wow, you really know what you’re doing!
You can be the pot and the kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch!
you can be the pot and the kettle… BIATCH
your rude, mean and frizzy, and i dont like you!
[hearing her cell phone ring] 1: Can you hear that sir? Can you hear the music?
[JENNA]This is my good friend Matt and his friend Wendy.[WENDY]Fiance.[JENNA]Yeah, so weird.
[MATT] I’m not gonna lie to you, Jenna. The past few days.. I’ve felt things I didn’t even know I could feel them…
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