Star Wars Double Entendres: Double Entendres from Starwars

You remember back when Star Wars just came out right? The long lines, the waiting, the anticipation. People more and more fanatic with each new film. Too bad that didn’t last with the new ones. I was just a young’n when the first three came out and I instantly fell in love with the movies. After all, they were swash-buckling tales of intrigue and heroism. Little did I know the double entendres that lay in the Star Wars flicks. So many possibilities, but I felt like we should stick with the top ten from the originals. After all, at least in my household, we don’t ever speak of the … prequels.

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in “Star Wars (A New Hope)”

  1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
  2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
  3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
  4. “Sorry about the mess…”
  5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
  6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
  7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
  8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”
  9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
  10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care *what* you smell!”

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in “The Empire Strikes Back”

  1. “And I thought they smelled bad…on the *outside*!”
  2. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
  3. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
  4. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
  5. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
  6. “But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm…”
  7. “Control, control! You must learn control!”
  8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
  9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
  10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!”

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in “Return of the Jedi”

  1. “Rise, my friend.”
  2. “Open the back door!”
  3. “Hey, point that thing somewhere else!”
  4. “It’s just a dead animal…”
  5. “Not bad for a little furball.”
  6. “How can they be jamming us if they don’t know we’re coming?”
  7. “Come here, I won’t hurt you. You want something to eat?”
  8. “Keep on that one, I’ll take these two”
  9. “I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!”
  10. “I don’t think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.”

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