Daily Quick Break: January 10, 2008: Joke of the Day
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.
For a while I tried a free joke of the day section of Innocent English. Here are some of the best jokes of the day that were selected:
A lady, at pedestrian crossing, waiting to cross the road saw the little Green Man and heard the audible sound so duly crossed over to the other pavement. An American visitor asked what the purpose of the audible sound was. On being told it was for blind people she said, ‘Oh, we don’t let them drive in America’.
Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.
“Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” he asked the owner.
“Yep, that’s him,” came the reply.
The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”
“Because,” the owner explained, “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
Darling,” said the swooning man to his new bride. “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she said. “But what will you live on?
To read the rest, go to: Joke of the Day
4 thoughts on “Daily Quick Break: January 10, 2008: Joke of the Day”
apparently these poeple are oblivious to the rain,or they are blind and deaf.
Well, some people don’t pay attention and this would make them think. [snickers]
i’ve noticed that
water’s wet too
Aww man does this mean rain or does this mean if rain?