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  Here are some very funny Simpsons quotes, lines and sayings, from The Simpsons TV show.
Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show†was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
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 Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
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 Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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 Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.
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 Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?
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 Homer: Bart, with money, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
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 Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
  Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,†and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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 Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands?
To read the rest, go to: Funny Simpson Quotes and Sayings and Lines
