Daily Quick Break: February 24, 2008: Best sayings 9: More of the top funny sayings

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Here are some more of the top funny sayings

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

The revolution will not be televised.

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

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