Great Quotes: The Best Top Funny, Clever, Witty Quotes

Here are some of the top great witty quotes, funny quotes and best clever famous quotes. The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good. ~Polish Proverb It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. ~Ben Bergor Graduation … Read more

Top 50 Woody Allen Quotes and One Liners

Woody Allen has over 40 years of great quotes, jokes and one liners, so there can be no definitive list of the top 50 Woody Allen quotes. But this is a pretty good attempt at rounding up 50 of the best and funniest Woody Allen quotes, jokes and lines from his movies and books.  You … Read more