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–Amen. –It hasn’t started yet. –How am I supposed to know? I’ve never been to a do-it-yourself wedding before. –I major in Social Studies. –It doesn’t show. 1)then why did you bulldoze your way into me having coffee with you?2)i like your body.. father, you don’t know the time of day. I just want time, … Read more

1) Is it safe to come in? 2) Yes, I’m so sorry. Ya know what? I saw that girl and next thing ya know I’m Glenn Close lookin’ for a rabbit to boil! 1)III…. I… III don’t think so! 2) What? 3) And why not son that was a beautiful ceromony. 1) Elvis it was … Read more

At sundown. Everybody loves my baby. Gotta give her credit. The girl can sing. About that, I was never wrong. I’ll never stop loving you. I’m sitting on top of the world. It all depends on you. Love me or leave me. Never look back. Sam, the old accordian man. Shaking the blues away. Stay … Read more