Movie Quotes from Love Stinks: Quotes from the movie Love Stinks

1) Is it safe to come in? 2) Yes, I’m so sorry. Ya know what? I saw that girl and next thing ya know I’m Glenn Close lookin’ for a rabbit to boil!

1)III…. I… III don’t think so! 2) What? 3) And why not son that was a beautiful ceromony. 1) Elvis it was lovely but the fact is that when we broke up she hired the sleaziest lawyer in town and sued me for palimony. But today Chelsey dismissed her lawsuit and moved out of my home giving her no legal right to live there. Your stuff is the in the store it all unit 48! 4)Did you know anything about this? 5)I swear I didn’t know a thing! 1) NO BODY KNEW! Except for my dentist and his assistant who bought my home and will be selling it back to me tomorrow. AND my jeweler who said that that piece of glass on her hand was worth 75 grand! But we’re in Vegas.. so Let’s Party!

1)My hair’s falling out. 2) Man that’s so weird. But they say stress will do that to you. 1) Holy shit it’s really falling out. Oh my God! Oh Jesus! AHHH!! What did you do!? 2) I didn’t do anything! You must have grabed my hair remover instead of your conditioner! 1) No! You put some in there to fuck with me! 2) I didn’t do it! I swear. 1) Man you’re the FUCKING DEVIL! THE DEVIL!

1. You must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner. 2. You put some in there to fuck with me!

1: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit!
2: If that’s all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
1: I am NOT in denial.

1: All I wanted to do was spend the rest of my life loving you, you lying sack of shit. 2: Then why did you hire the sleeziest lawyer in town you pathalogically diluted morally bankrupt in denial bitch on wheels 1: I am NOT in denial

1: Can’t I just kill her and get off, this is LA. 2: You’re not to touch her or her belongings. 1: I can’t assure you the safety of her cat. 2: I’m gonna pretend like I didn’t hear that. 1: Gracie watch out lawn darts.

1: I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one.
2: Are you serious? Does he feel the same way?
1: Please, he’s a man. He has no idea how he’s feeling.


Dad became an alchoholic, mom became a lesbian, and then dad became a transvestite to GET back at mom.

Did Gracie forget to tell you?…She LOVES to bungy jump!

Gracie sleeps with the fishes under the pier

Here’s $10,000 worth of fish food!

Hey, Mister Clean called. He wants his look back!

Hi this is Seth,, leave me a message and I’ll call you back. And if you’re here to talk to Chelsea you should REALLY ask yourself why!

I am so sorry. You know I had beans and broccoli for dinner and I washed em’ down with some crabcakes.

I will sue your ass…for damages…for damaging my ass!

I’m just sayin’, Gracie might get ambushed by darts…one in the front…du-du-du-du-du-du-du, one from behind…da-da-da-da-da-da-da….

I’m not just a little gay, I’m full on Liberachee gay. I like Show Tunes!!!!

Its estimated that about 10 million people take a dump in THAT WATER EVERYDAY!

Just keep dropping hints, shower him with gifts, and screw his brains out!

Just to break up with my girlfriend? Can’t I just kill her and get off? This is LA!

oh look who it is, its the anti-christ

Seth: omigod.. my hair is falling out
Chelsea: stress will do that to ya
Seth: no, I mean its really falling out
Chelsea: you must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner.
Seth: NO! you put some in there to FUck with me!
Chelsea: no i didnt
Seth: ohh.. your the devil! the FUCKING DEVIL!

She shot me in the Ass!

We’re going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.


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