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(said to a guard while getting off a prison bus) hey man let me borrow your gun 1) James had all the women back in high school. 2) Yeah all the women all the men, I fucked em’ all. 1) Oh, I get it! So, you’re Dihane Carroll’s kid, and Vic Damone’s kid. So, you’re … Read more

(1) What’s that on your face? (2) The ceiling…it seems to be coming down.. (ANNA) Walter? Where are you? (WALTER) I’m in the study! (ANNA) No, you’re not, I just looked in there (WALTER) I’m in the study, please believe me (ANNA) Walter? (WALTER) I’m in here. (ANNA) Now Walter, stop playing, this isn’t funny— … Read more