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–Mac, you ever been in love? –No, I’ve been a bartender all my life. –We’re through talking, Marshal. My advice to you is start carrying your gun. –That’s good advice. I ain’t gonna kill you. I hope you live a hundred years, feel just alittle what my pa is going to feel. Now get out … Read more

VINNY: You know maybe we should spend a couple of minutes to get you know to get acquainted before we, uh…you know before we get to it. What’s wrong with you? STAN: I don’t wanna do this. VINNY: Well, I understand, but you know, but what are your alternatives? STAN: My alternatives? VINNY: Yeah. STAN: … Read more

I didn’t like her anyway! She smelled funny! I WANT THEM PANTIES!! If i see something i haven’t seen before I’ll throw a rock at it. You’re not throwing a rock at my john thomas. It’s a blue woman walking a blue dog. Now it’s time for some gratuitous nudity. Take your clothes off get … Read more