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(handing other man a drink) You can watch me, or you can join me. One of the two is more fun. *Chili sauce* ___Stay away from this…. a few drops of this and your tongue dials the fire department –What are you ashamed of? –Everything. 1/_Bye-the-bye Stone, where is this Brooklyn? 2/_Another world 1/_Did you … Read more

–You’re sure you don’t love her? –The moment I saw you downstairs, I knew. –Oh, go on. I bet you say that to all your wives. –I could strangle you. 1. We have a warrant for your arrest. 2. You can’t arrest me…..What’s the charge? 1. Bigamy. *2 gasps* 3. BIGAMY?? But she is legally … Read more

–The closer I get to death the more I realize that I love you. –The closer I get to death the more I realize I love me, too. I have no friends in Washington. I vote Republican. I tell jokes. That’s dangerous enough. I Wind Up Taking A Fall. It’s nights like these that drive … Read more